My girlfriend is EVIL
WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary
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So I was hanging out in Etherblade with my girlfriend the other night and a big duel-fest broke out. I don't normally duel, but since my girlfriend was there (along with a bunch of her in-game friends of the masculine gender) I of course had to be all macho and show her what a big strong wolfy Barbarian I am.
There I am, beating people up and burning through about 50,000 of my HP charm for no good reason other than proving my manhood ("wolfhood?"), and this one Barbarian who is 3 levels lower than me is fighting me with no HP charm and losing. This ought to make me look all powerful and strong, but the problem is he's got a pink name, and I'm still blue.
Now, winning or not, this makes me look like one of those fluffy little white puppies in a toilet paper commercial. I'm sure my girlfriend is shaking her head in disgust. I mean, she isn't, actually, BUT I'M SURE SHE IS. (If you don't understand that last sentence, then you've never been a man trying to defend his manhood while a woman is nearby but not actually paying any attention.)
So in the end, I have to switch to PK mode. I think we can all agree that on that, right? Instantly I go from shameful blue to glorious white! Yay me! I point this out to my girlfriend. She calls me a nerd.
The duel fest continues and I manage to prove myself against some higher levels, so my ego is pretty well stroked. I decide to go visit with a friend of mine who has just started playing the game for the very first time and is outside of Etherblade killing Beetles.
Now, here comes the evil.
I have no Guardian Angels, because I've never needed them. But now I'm in PK mode. My girlfriend knows this. She also knows where I am.
So what does she do? Why, she IMMEDIATELY starts secretly begging a level 79 Cleric friend of hers to go outside and PK me, of course.
She pleads with him. She begs him. She offers a bounty on my head. But no, he doesn't do it. Probably he feels it's kinda mean and sneaky and unfair.
Actually, it IS mean, IS sneaky, and IS unfair, but man 'o man I wish he had done it. I never would have seen it coming, and I can only imagine what the look on my face would have been. WAM! Then, of course, when I found out my girlfriend was responsible I would have laughed so hard I think I might have fallen onto the floor and died.
Evil. Pure evil. And SO damn funny...
There I am, beating people up and burning through about 50,000 of my HP charm for no good reason other than proving my manhood ("wolfhood?"), and this one Barbarian who is 3 levels lower than me is fighting me with no HP charm and losing. This ought to make me look all powerful and strong, but the problem is he's got a pink name, and I'm still blue.
Now, winning or not, this makes me look like one of those fluffy little white puppies in a toilet paper commercial. I'm sure my girlfriend is shaking her head in disgust. I mean, she isn't, actually, BUT I'M SURE SHE IS. (If you don't understand that last sentence, then you've never been a man trying to defend his manhood while a woman is nearby but not actually paying any attention.)
So in the end, I have to switch to PK mode. I think we can all agree that on that, right? Instantly I go from shameful blue to glorious white! Yay me! I point this out to my girlfriend. She calls me a nerd.
The duel fest continues and I manage to prove myself against some higher levels, so my ego is pretty well stroked. I decide to go visit with a friend of mine who has just started playing the game for the very first time and is outside of Etherblade killing Beetles.
Now, here comes the evil.
I have no Guardian Angels, because I've never needed them. But now I'm in PK mode. My girlfriend knows this. She also knows where I am.
So what does she do? Why, she IMMEDIATELY starts secretly begging a level 79 Cleric friend of hers to go outside and PK me, of course.
She pleads with him. She begs him. She offers a bounty on my head. But no, he doesn't do it. Probably he feels it's kinda mean and sneaky and unfair.
Actually, it IS mean, IS sneaky, and IS unfair, but man 'o man I wish he had done it. I never would have seen it coming, and I can only imagine what the look on my face would have been. WAM! Then, of course, when I found out my girlfriend was responsible I would have laughed so hard I think I might have fallen onto the floor and died.
Evil. Pure evil. And SO damn funny...
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Dump her, dude.0
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I dont get it. How does having a HP charm matter in duels with the exception of not having to meditate to regain hp right after the duel?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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You, sir, do no understand what awesome is. b:pleasedKadran - Dreamweaver wrote: »Dump her, dude.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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It doesn't, but he was 3 levels lower than me, no HP charm, and in PK mode, which means he's a much braver player than me during the rest of the game.Hisui - Heavens Tear wrote: »I dont get it. How does having a HP charm matter in duels with the exception of not having to meditate to regain hp right after the duel?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Women are naturally evilb:laugh
but that was still messed upb:surrender0 -
Maybe not, but I understand what a b*tch is.WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »You, sir, do no understand what awesome is. b:pleased0 -
Your GF is awesome cause she wanted you to die in PK?
So that means...
My friends must be awesome too!
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It takes time and money to keep a woman, so:
- women = money * time
But we also know that time is money:- time = money
So:- women = money * money = money^2
But we also know that money is the root of all evil:- money = sqrt(evil)
Substitute and you get:- women = money^2
- women = sqrt(evil)^2
- women = evil
Therefore, women are evil. And since your girlfriend is a woman, of course she is evil.0 -
Wow, I am all woman and think what did she was extremely out of line. Yes, it is a humerous story, but a partner should never go behind the others back and be spiteful. Shame on her.
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Yeah, I'm also a woman and I think that kind of sucked. My husband would be mad if I did that.yay0
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I think ya'll are missing the humor in it. Coming from the male point of view let me try to explain it.Yanjing - Heavens Tear wrote: »Yeah, I'm also a woman and I think that kind of sucked. My husband would be mad if I did that.
Guys have a thing about painful situations. We tend to try and find humor in them to lessen that pain.
Wolfy was having fun and trying to impress his lady. He even went so far as to switch on PK mode to do so, being the brave soul he is. His g/f, obviously thought it would be funny to have someone she knew sneak attack him (rather than a total stranger she couldn't trust to return anything that might drop).
Now Wolfy, being the intelligent man he is, finds all this out and sees the humor in it, knowing he skirted a sudden and quick death, by mere hairs of a clerics good graces. His first foray into PK mode and his g/f tries to set him up for the kill.
He could be angry at his g/f over this but rather than do that, he chooses to see the fun and humor in it.
It's a guy thing. He didn't get mad over something silly and for fun. Self control. Good thing to have.
Now me.. I'd have just pulled JewelScalen over the top of her.
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Oooh, pull JewelScalen over the top of her? Now THAT could be considered a guy thing....my revenge is bigger than your revenge....LMAO ~
Yeah, not knowing these people personally, it just sounds like they have their own unique type of humor, and from outside of it, it looks pretty funny to me, too ~ Cheers!Go north.... NO Elezara! YOUR OTHER NORTH! Oh Gods you went South!
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Wow, you are so absolutely right in your analysis it's freaky!b:shockedSaitada - Sanctuary wrote: »He could be angry at his g/f over this but rather than do that, he chooses to see the fun and humor in it.
It's a guy thing. He didn't get mad over something silly and for fun. Self control. Good thing to have.
I can guarantee there was a 100% chance I would have laughed had she managed to pull it off. It would have been epic. And of course she's smart enough and knows me well enough to have known this, which is part of why I love her so much.b:dirty[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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... I think I like your own-- I mean, g/f. b:pleased
Would have been pretty amusing if your first moment in white involved a Cleric that wasn't trying to heal you, though.0 -
how did you know? lolWarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »So what does she do? Why, she IMMEDIATELY starts secretly begging a level 79 Cleric friend of hers to go outside and PK me, of course.Sanctuary's worst and poorest bm! b:victoryb:surrenderb:cry0 -
This is just too dang funny[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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The funniest things in life is when some one trips and falls. Feel bad to laugh, but you just have to.
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Solandri - Heavens Tear wrote: »It takes time and money to keep a woman, so:
- women = money * time
But we also know that time is money:- time = money
So:- women = money * money = money^2
But we also know that money is the root of all evil:- money = sqrt(evil)
Substitute and you get:- women = money^2
- women = sqrt(evil)^2
- women = evil
Therefore, women are evil. And since your girlfriend is a woman, of course she is evil.
She is not being evil she just loves him if it happened to me well.b:dirtyb:dirty if you know what I mean.Looking for a decent casual understanding Faction.0 -
Solandri - Heavens Tear wrote: »It takes time and money to keep a woman, so:
- women = money * time
But we also know that time is money:- time = money
So:- women = money * money = money^2
That just made it sound like women are prostitutes, hahaha.
But yeah, I wish the cleric HAD PK'ed you, it's all in the name of PK-ing fun anyway. I do that to my bf all the time, except I'm the one who stalks him just to catch him off-guard and kill him. Hey, at least if he ever ends up losing anything, I'll be the one to get it and I'm nice enough to give it back. ^.^0 -
WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »You, sir, do no understand what awesome is. b:pleased
Guys like mean gurls b:pleased0 -
I think it's funny. Evil, but funny.0
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Elezara - Sanctuary wrote: »Oooh, pull JewelScalen over the top of her? Now THAT could be considered a guy thing....my revenge is bigger than your revenge....LMAO ~
lol of course comming from a guy its just briliant
and i try to pk my husband all the time , last night he almost kiled me.. and wen he would kill me ima hunt him down every second.
its just so fun sadly i could never kill him maibe catch him .. afk
my kitty is to strong for me to own b:sad
i think his gf is enasainly cool . she realy tried to give him a nice lesson about pk hehehe b:chuckle[SIGPIC]http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo358/jack665/1-1.jpg[/SIGPIC]
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Sorry hun but if you have to use a Charm then you are not proving much anyway. If that lower level without a Charm beat someone that would be proving something. If I was your girl I would have PK'ed you myself for your arrogance lol.0
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Using charms proves I'm the wolf with the bling-bling! "Lookit me! I waste money dueling, and I don't care! I'll duel you anyway!"Hasukurobi - Heavens Tear wrote: »Sorry hun but if you have to use a Charm then you are not proving much anyway. If that lower level without a Charm beat someone that would be proving something. If I was your girl I would have PK'ed you myself for your arrogance lol.
Sure, dueling with charms is stupid. They don't help at all during the duel, but then they trigger afterwards. But I'm pretty sure the definition of "macho" is to do something stupid to try to impress a woman. Who, of course, isn't impressed, but instead wonders why men act like such idiots trying to impress women.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »I'm pretty sure the definition of "macho" is to do something stupid to try to impress a woman. Who, of course, isn't impressed, but instead wonders why men act like such idiots trying to impress women.
b:laugh THIS
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**** - Sanctuary wrote: »The funniest things in life is when some one trips and falls. Feel bad to laugh, but you just have to.
b:chuckle
I had that. An old lady had slipped on a pile of b:fatb (I mean literally slipped, banana peel like) and there was a police officer tending to her. You could see the wipe of **** on her shoe and the disturbed **** on the pavement, and just the image that popped in my head nearly had me pissing my pants right next to them. My boyfriend at the time had to drag me away. XD[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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women = money * money = money^2
Wow this is the first guy I've heard of say that women = money! Most guys usually say
(Man + Woman) + Money = guy with empty walletb:chuckle0 -
WarrenWolfy - Sanctuary wrote: »So I was hanging out in Etherblade with my girlfriend the other night and a big duel-fest broke out. I don't normally duel, but since my girlfriend was there (along with a bunch of her in-game friends of the masculine gender) I of course had to be all macho and show her what a big strong wolfy Barbarian I am.
There I am, beating people up and burning through about 50,000 of my HP charm for no good reason other than proving my manhood ("wolfhood?"), and this one Barbarian who is 3 levels lower than me is fighting me with no HP charm and losing. This ought to make me look all powerful and strong, but the problem is he's got a pink name, and I'm still blue.
Now, winning or not, this makes me look like one of those fluffy little white puppies in a toilet paper commercial. I'm sure my girlfriend is shaking her head in disgust. I mean, she isn't, actually, BUT I'M SURE SHE IS. (If you don't understand that last sentence, then you've never been a man trying to defend his manhood while a woman is nearby but not actually paying any attention.)
So in the end, I have to switch to PK mode. I think we can all agree that on that, right? Instantly I go from shameful blue to glorious white! Yay me! I point this out to my girlfriend. She calls me a nerd.
The duel fest continues and I manage to prove myself against some higher levels, so my ego is pretty well stroked. I decide to go visit with a friend of mine who has just started playing the game for the very first time and is outside of Etherblade killing Beetles.
Now, here comes the evil.
I have no Guardian Angels, because I've never needed them. But now I'm in PK mode. My girlfriend knows this. She also knows where I am.
So what does she do? Why, she IMMEDIATELY starts secretly begging a level 79 Cleric friend of hers to go outside and PK me, of course.
She pleads with him. She begs him. She offers a bounty on my head. But no, he doesn't do it. Probably he feels it's kinda mean and sneaky and unfair.
Actually, it IS mean, IS sneaky, and IS unfair, but man 'o man I wish he had done it. I never would have seen it coming, and I can only imagine what the look on my face would have been. WAM! Then, of course, when I found out my girlfriend was responsible I would have laughed so hard I think I might have fallen onto the floor and died.
Evil. Pure evil. And SO damn funny...
I hope this is not for real...
if it is, you're the biggest nerd ever, period.0 -
High praise indeed! I shall wear the title proudly, sir!Yondaimez - Sanctuary wrote: »I hope this is not for real...
if it is, you're the biggest nerd ever, period.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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