[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 3-26-2013 [COMPLETE]

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  • Yeaves - Archosaur
    Yeaves - Archosaur Posts: 130 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...


    The huggy hare dropped enough coins to pay for everyone's drinks.
    *I never thought Perfect world was beautiful... till I discovered that my graphics' quality settings were on low*
  • Kitel - Heavens Tear
    Kitel - Heavens Tear Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...but soon are asked to leave for shedding on the sofa.
    Your level and gear does not matter to me. If you can not level one toon on your own then don't tell me how to play the game.
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  • xiritu
    xiritu Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    huggy hair says "Oouch that hurt". Barb responds with "let me Try" and fails to walk into the bar. The veno shakes her head and says "maybe you should try opening the door before trying to walk through a metal bar"
  • _Ravenous_ - Dreamweaver
    _Ravenous_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Spell_Caster - Raging Tide wrote: »
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. The veno seemed to be a heavy cash-shoper with full R9.3+12 and jades, he took his huggy hare pet and sat at a table in the corner of the bar.

    The barb goes to the GM who was the owner of the bar and sais, "I bet you 300 gold I can pee into that cup and not a drop out of the cup."

    The GM laughed and said, "Ok, sure. 300 Gold." Let me submit a ticket real fast, get approval from China and it's on.

    5 minutes later, the barb said, "Give me a small cup." And the GM gave him one.

    The man started peeing all over the owners bar and the GM started laughing.

    The GM said, "You didn't get a drop in, so you owe me 300 gold"

    And the barb said, "Well I just bet that Veno over there 600 gold that I could pee all over your bar and you would laugh about it."

    b:chuckle
    sweetiebot please remove 2 points from Spell_Caster for stealing a joke from Quentin T. in the movie Desperadob:chuckle
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  • fetus420
    fetus420 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    the sit down play around of quarters get the huggy hare drunk, unbenounced to the hare, they are in a *** bar, once the hare is good and drunk they ditch him for all the greif they caused when thy were lower levels.
  • ArmorDefend - Momaganon
    ArmorDefend - Momaganon Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    a barb,a veno and a Huggy hare goes into a bar.the veno sits on a chair and drink a beer,the barb switches the lights off and he kissed something when he switched the light on then he saw he was kissing the huggy hare!b:laughb:chuckle
  • suprisecockfag
    suprisecockfag Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    v4liance wrote: »
    Hey everyone,



    This week, we've got a different contest.

    Finish this joke:

    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... Huggy says to teh Veno "That Barb is a real Sharp Priick"
  • karen5151
    karen5151 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    ..... and the bartender asked the veno so what are u drinking tonight a harey kitty
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    The servers are now down! Everyone start panicing! Ohh wait, this happens every maintenance.

    Here's the server status:

    West Coast Servers:
    Sanctuary (PVE) (pwigc2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Lost City (PvP) (pwigc3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Heaven's Tear (PvE) (pwigc4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Archosaur (PvE) (pwiwest4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    East Coast Servers:
    Harshlands (PvP) (pwieast1.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Dreamweaver (PvE) (pwieast2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Raging Tide (PvE) (pwieast3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    European Servers:
    Lothranis (PvE) (pwieu1.fr.perfectworld.eu): OFFLINE
    Momaganon (PvE) (pwieu2.de.perfectworld.eu): OFFLINE
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  • SinfulLia - Archosaur
    SinfulLia - Archosaur Posts: 164 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    just kidding this isn't Canda
  • feeorin69
    feeorin69 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    the huggy hare gets drunk why the barb take it down and the Veno walks out
    b:pleasedb:laughb:pleased
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    _Ravenous_ - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    sweetiebot please remove 2 points from Spell_Caster for stealing a joke from Quentin T. in the movie Desperado
    _Ravenous_ - Dreamweaver removes 2 points from Spell_Caster - Raging Tide!
    Spell_Caster - Raging Tide now has a total of -2 points and is in 95th place.
    _Ravenous_ - Dreamweaver can still remove another 3 points today.

    Check this thread for the current high scores and to learn how to award points to others.
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  • gakekasai18
    gakekasai18 Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

    they all sit down. Bar tenders asks why you guys here? Huggy replys "im with the veno." veno replies, "just here with my firend!" barb replies, "getting veno drunk to make easier for bestial sex later, and the huggy will be dinner after!"
  • Je////y - Archosaur48
    Je////y - Archosaur48 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    so a barb a veno and a huggy hare walked into a bar. joke is finished they walked into a bar they are all laid out from walking into a bar.
  • Je////y - Archosaur48
    Je////y - Archosaur48 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    SinfulLia - Archosaur wrote: »
    A barb a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    just kidding this isn't Canda

    canada*
    the grammar ****'s strike again O_O
  • lavianultima
    lavianultima Posts: 28
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... Without any hair


    By C_Joyeuse_RE
  • serbetel
    serbetel Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb,a Veno and a Huggy hare walk into a bar.
    They started drinking contest and veno ran first.
    Hours later the barb ran.

    The frustrated Veno: "Damn, i m a guy in real life but that was just to much".
    The Barb smiling: "I m a girl but how the hell can a bunny drink that much ?".

    The Bunny: "I used ini editing, in real life they call me Chuck.. " b:pleased
  • soundslegit
    soundslegit Posts: 472 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb, a veno and hare walk into a bar. And then all the furries head's explode.
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  • Koyt - Dreamweaver
    Koyt - Dreamweaver Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... The Barb, not thinking, insults the Veno by ordering his usual: Phoenix Juice in a Crystal Magmite glass. She proceeds to mop up the bar with him.

    Upon finishing, she throws his lifeless body in the corner.

    "You can't just leave that lyin' in the corner." the hare says nervously.

    The veno laughs out loud, "That's not a lion, that WAS a barb!"
  • mastahaole
    mastahaole Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    ...named secret passage and start pking all the low levels....
  • Sien - Heavens Tear
    Sien - Heavens Tear Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    I got nothing...
  • MeiLilana - Dreamweaver
    MeiLilana - Dreamweaver Posts: 231 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Oliiander - Lost City wrote: »
    Not sure >:
    Edit:
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    They sit down and have a drink. >.>


    I actually laughed more at this response than any other...
    You read my signature. That's enough social interaction for one day.
  • ace9123
    ace9123 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar but only the huggy hare ducks so he can pickup his eEaster egg that he dropped!!
  • onlyonfridays
    onlyonfridays Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    To Right !
    MeiLilana - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I actually laughed more at this response than any other...
  • oepstwo
    oepstwo Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb a veno and a huggy hare walks into a bar... they all left when the new panda form started to ....... "look good".
  • Teseanna - Heavens Tear
    Teseanna - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,021 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    oepstwo wrote: »
    A barb a veno and a huggy hare walks into a bar... they all left when the new panda form started to ....... look good.

    it does look good b:chuckle
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    ...i'm so pretty!
  • Untamed_pain - Archosaur
    Untamed_pain - Archosaur Posts: 533 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    My brain can't think of a good one to go with the joke. But keep the jokes coming :D

    When did PWI get a bar? lol
    untamed_pain demon veno 103-100-101
    SweetAzHoney Sage Cleric 102-currently rebirthing
    xXZoeMarieXx sage seeker 101-currently rebirthing
    StormyRainz Demon Mystic 101 Not rebirth yet
    EsmeStorms Demon wizzy 101 not rebirth yet
    UhitLikaGirl Almost sage barb 100 buffer
    and loads of other alts...
  • mikoyose
    mikoyose Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    a barb, veno, and huggy hare walk into a bar... they order drinks, barb says: I am hungry, and licks his chops, and looks over at the bunny. The veno says: don't you dare touch my huggykins! *Turns into a fox, and gives an evil stare down* Yet while she shapeshifted the barb had already ate poor huggykins, so all she sees is the barb licking its face... the barb sees the anger in the venos face... *violent truimphs, pops an ironguards, shape shifts and high tails it out of there.* Once barb is gone people hear a shout back "that will teach you not to feed me!" A sigh of relief comes from the veno and she says: Phew I am glad he's out of my life once and for all... or at least I hope so. RIP bunnykins, "you death was not in vain' and she wipes a tear away from her face.

    I know its rather long but meh, there it is. :P
  • Neodaystar - Sanctuary
    Neodaystar - Sanctuary Posts: 1,020 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

    The hare quickly leaves
    Veno says: I wanted fast food tonight, but that was too fast and was not well done.
    Barb says: I think you're drunk already, that was no hare. It was a bean cake.
  • Demail - Archosaur
    Demail - Archosaur Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Bhavyy - Raging Tide wrote: »
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar outside of west gate...

    The barman, a seeker, says: I bet a free pint that you cant go into the jungle ruins and find me 10 of a single exotic fruit!

    The barb, the veno and the huggy hare all agree to the bet.

    The veno is the first back. She comes in with mangos.
    The barman in this time has built enough chi to be able to triple spark sacrificial slash and transfer the debuff rendering the veno helpless to his attacks.

    The barman says: If you cant fit all of them into your bum without making a sound, I promise i wont kill you and I'll pull you a pint!

    So the veno tries really hard...1....2...3..4....5....she screams in pain.
    The barman kills her.

    The Barb comes back 5 minutes later. He comes in with grapes.
    Again the barman in this time has built enough chi to be able to triple spark sacrificial slash and transfer the debuff rendering the barb helpless to his metal zerk crits.

    The barman says: If you cant fit all of them into your bum without making a sound, I promise i wont kill you and I'll pull you a pint!


    The barb starts literally shoving them in 2 or 3 at a time.
    He gets up to number 9 before he bursts out in laughter.

    The barman kills him.


    On the way back to west gate from the spawn point the veno and the barb are flying together, embracing for chi.

    The veno asks in outrage: So.. how come you're dead? You had grapes, you're a barb with a big panda bum... surely thats gotta be easier than MANGOS IN A VENO!?

    The barb says: I got up to number 9 before I saw the huggy hare coming back with pineapples.
    I do have to say this is one of my fav's here b:laugh
    Yes, Scarlette_xX is my mom. No she will not spank me >.>

    *~Forever the nub 24 BM b:surrender~*
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