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  • Demonia_Fay - Dreamweaver
    Demonia_Fay - Dreamweaver Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    a barb a veno and a huggy hare walks into a bar. the barb asks his veno wife whats for dinner . she tell hunny huggy hare its whats for dinner.
  • Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands
    Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands Posts: 7,231 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walks into a bar..

    After drinking all night the barman gives them the bill and ask: ''who's gonna pay?''

    The barb answers: ''Sorry, I can't pay, I'm on safety lock.''

    The veno says: ''Sorry, I left my money in my bank.''

    The huggy hare says: ''Why I'm always the one paying every week?'' b:irritated
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    b:dirty "I **** rainbows and love everyone"-Longknife b:cute
  • VTheNova - Archosaur
    VTheNova - Archosaur Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    I'm too lazy to come up with a joke but the punch line to anything barb related is that new **** panda transformation.
  • rollsroyce36
    rollsroyce36 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar... The bartender says we don't serve animals in here. The Barb immediately flashes his fashion and says..."But I got my shirt and shoes on." The bartender pauses and says..."Fine you can stay." The veno flashes her vixen wrap and heels and proceeds to "Tame" the bartender... he smiles and says "You can definately stay!!" The Huggy hare realizing he's met defeat jumps on the bar and says to the bartender... "Fine... have it your way buddy!! but the veno your kissing right now is really a guy!!" b:kissb:chuckle
  • MeiLilana - Dreamweaver
    MeiLilana - Dreamweaver Posts: 231 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar. The bartender says to the pianist "Well, now wouldya look at that scene." The pianist responds "See, this is the same reason I left the TT Theatre! All kinds of characters always acting up!"
    You read my signature. That's enough social interaction for one day.
  • dsa7
    dsa7 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar but only the barb drik's and fall's on the floor :)
  • rudyco
    rudyco Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...the barb likes the veno and was drunk, but the veno only was provided attention to the cute huggy hare, so the Barb was to be a Huggy hare, then he killed the cute huggy and disguised into a huggy. The veno saw him and treated to tame him but not effect ocurred, the barb just wanted a kiss,but the veno discovered the true and launched a beer to barb's face, then killed him with venomous scarab and purge. End
  • Labells - Dreamweaver
    Labells - Dreamweaver Posts: 287 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A barb a Veno a huggy hare walk in to a bar...

    Asylum 5 happens

    b:pleased
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Beleni - Dreamweaver
    Beleni - Dreamweaver Posts: 383 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A barb, veno and a huggy hare walk into a Bar..... 9 months later: Chuck Norris was born.
  • Ziarat - Heavens Tear
    Ziarat - Heavens Tear Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... then Barb and Veno come out of bar...b:laugh
    [sigpic][/sigpic]

    Beautiful sig by Wonderful & Wickedf:cute
  • Lix - Momaganon
    Lix - Momaganon Posts: 269 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar. Barb asks for whiskey, and the bartender pours him a whisky. Veno asks for a beer, and the bartender pours her a beer. Huggy hare orders a large carrot juice.

    Bartender: "Sorry, hon, we don't have any carrot juice."

    Huggy Hare: "Oh ok, I guess I'd like a medium carrot juice please."

    Bartender: "Again, we have no carrot juice, can I get you something else?"

    Huggy hare: "Fine, I'll just take a small carrot juice then."

    Bartender (glaring at huggy hare): "Can you spell the whisk in whisky?"

    Huggy Hare: "Uh, sure, W-H-I-S-K."

    Bartender: "And can you spell the bee in beer?"

    Huggy Hare: "Yeah, it's B-E-E."

    Bartender: "Great! And can you spell the freak in carrot juice?"

    Huggy Hare (puzzled): "There IS no freak in carrot juice."

    Bartender: "That's RIGHT!!! THERE IS NO FREAKIN CARROT JUICE!"
  • jamezchapman7
    jamezchapman7 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...the huggy hare overheard the barb say he was hungry for some rabbit stew so the huggy hare bolted out the bar before anyone could notice b:bye
  • shrayan
    shrayan Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    They are looking for Drink and fun stuff b:dirtyb:chuckle
  • shrayan
    shrayan Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... And they dance into the bar b:dirty and they left the bar b:victory
  • deephunter00
    deephunter00 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    short and sweet


    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and start fighting..
    the bartender looks at them and shouts " are you fur real"
  • rushhush
    rushhush Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... bar...what bar....its a zoo.
  • Ryu//inj/ - Archosaur47
    Ryu//inj/ - Archosaur47 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    the Veno sits down at the bar and asks the tender for a virgin sweet daquri. As the Barb looks to the veno with suprise. "I thought you were over age?" said the barb. "No I'm only 16." said the Veno. The huggy hare lays down next to the veno's feet curled in a ball. "I am underage, I guess you just don't understand Sir." said the veno "Well if you'll excuse me. . . HEY TENDER I'D LIKE A BEER!!!" said the barb. "Coming right up!" said the tender. and so the evening went on. The Barb ended up drunk again as the Veno looks at him "tisk tisk" and she draggs the barb out to the car. as the veno looks to the camera and says "HEY! we all need a sober driver don't we?"
  • pinkprincess2011
    pinkprincess2011 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    knock knock joke:

    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
  • U_need_ne - Raging Tide
    U_need_ne - Raging Tide Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    shrayan wrote: »
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... And they dance into the bar b:dirty and they left the bar b:victory

    and the huggy hare say let me go u guys are boreing bye bye :P
    and then they go the their own home they say bye bye to each others b:kiss
  • emereldsix
    emereldsix Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Lix - Momaganon wrote: »
    A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar. Barb asks for whiskey, and the bartender pours him a whisky. Veno asks for a beer, and the bartender pours her a beer. Huggy hare orders a large carrot juice.

    Bartender: "Sorry, hon, we don't have any carrot juice."

    Huggy Hare: "Oh ok, I guess I'd like a medium carrot juice please."

    Bartender: "Again, we have no carrot juice, can I get you something else?"

    Huggy hare: "Fine, I'll just take a small carrot juice then."

    Bartender (glaring at huggy hare): "Can you spell the whisk in whisky?"

    Huggy Hare: "Uh, sure, W-H-I-S-K."

    Bartender: "And can you spell the bee in beer?"

    Huggy Hare: "Yeah, it's B-E-E."

    Bartender: "Great! And can you spell the freak in carrot juice?"

    Huggy Hare (puzzled): "There IS no freak in carrot juice."

    Bartender: "That's RIGHT!!! THERE IS NO FREAKIN CARROT JUICE!"

    this is clever this deserves the win
  • warlordbuddy
    warlordbuddy Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    The Panda walks in and realize he left alot of his gear and upgrades in china where pandas thrive.b:laugh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jh3IBa_ohI
  • shaiyrdren
    shaiyrdren Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar..or so they thought. The barkeep yells at them all to stop. He ushers the three back a few steps.

    "We don't serve animals around here," the barkeep says.

    The Barb looks at himself and realizes he's in tiger form and transforms back into human form.

    The Veno looks at herself and realizes she's in fox form and transforms back into human form.

    The Huggy Hare looks at itself...and sadly begins to hop away in the opposite direction. The Barb and the Veno turn away from the bar and watch as the Huggy Hare hops away.

    "Alright, you can come this way now," the barkeep says.

    Both the Barb and the Veno spin around, promptly walk into the bar...and knock themselves unconscious.

    The barkeep, a Shrunchkin, chuckles as he casually walks under the bar.
    Celestris - Twilight Temple
  • mishkavs
    mishkavs Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar. Barb downs a few beers and starts to feel sexy. Turns into the new panda form. The hare’s hair stands on end and the veno bends over and whispers, “Yeah I know, it’s like he fell out of and ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down.”
  • U_need_ne - Raging Tide
    U_need_ne - Raging Tide Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... and they check their pocket , they had no money so they get kick out from the bar .. b:sad b:cry and now they looking for some gold .b:sad
  • Murcas - Sanctuary
    Murcas - Sanctuary Posts: 299 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Lix - Momaganon wrote: »
    A barb, a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar. Barb asks for whiskey, and the bartender pours him a whisky. Veno asks for a beer, and the bartender pours her a beer. Huggy hare orders a large carrot juice.

    Bartender: "Sorry, hon, we don't have any carrot juice."

    Huggy Hare: "Oh ok, I guess I'd like a medium carrot juice please."

    Bartender: "Again, we have no carrot juice, can I get you something else?"

    Huggy hare: "Fine, I'll just take a small carrot juice then."

    Bartender (glaring at huggy hare): "Can you spell the whisk in whisky?"

    Huggy Hare: "Uh, sure, W-H-I-S-K."

    Bartender: "And can you spell the bee in beer?"

    Huggy Hare: "Yeah, it's B-E-E."

    Bartender: "Great! And can you spell the freak in carrot juice?"

    Huggy Hare (puzzled): "There IS no freak in carrot juice."

    Bartender: "That's RIGHT!!! THERE IS NO FREAKIN CARROT JUICE!"

    This one is adorable, I love it!
  • dawnofhope1
    dawnofhope1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar . . . The Bartender says, sorry you two, their are no kids allowed past 5.b:chuckle


    (so which is the kid b:laugh)
  • TechDawg - Sanctuary
    TechDawg - Sanctuary Posts: 88 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Finish this joke:

    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    After finding stools at the bar, the Barb turns to the Bartender and says,

    "Give me, and my mates a beer before problems start!"

    Again, the Barb orders a round beers again saying,

    "Give me, and my mates a beer before problems start"

    The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth round of beers, the bartender is totally confused and turns to the Barb and says,

    "When are you going to pay for these beers?"

    The Barb answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"
  • FoxyGR - Raging Tide
    FoxyGR - Raging Tide Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walked into a bar... You should stop me if you heard this one before.
    [SIGPIC]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b52/FoxyGrimReapess/FoxyGR.gif[/SIGPIC]
  • Fehmyj - Archosaur
    Fehmyj - Archosaur Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy Hare walk into a bar ... and they danced and laughed. Veno too fat is beautiful huggy Bard was reliable. they danced barb vomiting at veno hahahab:shutupb:byeb:cuteb:thanksb:pleasedb . The Bartender says, sorry animal not allowed
  • U_need_ne - Raging Tide
    U_need_ne - Raging Tide Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...they look into bar there was no one , so they left the bar and go into the pool b:pleased then they returned to the bar still there was no one .. they was tried so they took a little sleep into the bar b:chuckle
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