[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 3-26-2013 [COMPLETE]
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A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
The huggy hare dropped enough coins to pay for everyone's drinks.*I never thought Perfect world was beautiful... till I discovered that my graphics' quality settings were on low*0 -
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...but soon are asked to leave for shedding on the sofa.Your level and gear does not matter to me. If you can not level one toon on your own then don't tell me how to play the game.
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huggy hair says "Oouch that hurt". Barb responds with "let me Try" and fails to walk into the bar. The veno shakes her head and says "maybe you should try opening the door before trying to walk through a metal bar"0
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Spell_Caster - Raging Tide wrote: »A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar. The veno seemed to be a heavy cash-shoper with full R9.3+12 and jades, he took his huggy hare pet and sat at a table in the corner of the bar.
The barb goes to the GM who was the owner of the bar and sais, "I bet you 300 gold I can pee into that cup and not a drop out of the cup."
The GM laughed and said, "Ok, sure. 300 Gold." Let me submit a ticket real fast, get approval from China and it's on.
5 minutes later, the barb said, "Give me a small cup." And the GM gave him one.
The man started peeing all over the owners bar and the GM started laughing.
The GM said, "You didn't get a drop in, so you owe me 300 gold"
And the barb said, "Well I just bet that Veno over there 600 gold that I could pee all over your bar and you would laugh about it."
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the sit down play around of quarters get the huggy hare drunk, unbenounced to the hare, they are in a *** bar, once the hare is good and drunk they ditch him for all the greif they caused when thy were lower levels.0
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a barb,a veno and a Huggy hare goes into a bar.the veno sits on a chair and drink a beer,the barb switches the lights off and he kissed something when he switched the light on then he saw he was kissing the huggy hare!b:laughb:chuckle0
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..... and the bartender asked the veno so what are u drinking tonight a harey kitty0
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A barb a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
just kidding this isn't Canda0 -
the huggy hare gets drunk why the barb take it down and the Veno walks out
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A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
they all sit down. Bar tenders asks why you guys here? Huggy replys "im with the veno." veno replies, "just here with my firend!" barb replies, "getting veno drunk to make easier for bestial sex later, and the huggy will be dinner after!"0 -
so a barb a veno and a huggy hare walked into a bar. joke is finished they walked into a bar they are all laid out from walking into a bar.0
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SinfulLia - Archosaur wrote: »A barb a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
just kidding this isn't Canda
canada*
the grammar ****'s strike again O_O0 -
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... Without any hair
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A Barb,a Veno and a Huggy hare walk into a bar.
They started drinking contest and veno ran first.
Hours later the barb ran.
The frustrated Veno: "Damn, i m a guy in real life but that was just to much".
The Barb smiling: "I m a girl but how the hell can a bunny drink that much ?".
The Bunny: "I used ini editing, in real life they call me Chuck.. " b:pleased0 -
A barb, a veno and hare walk into a bar. And then all the furries head's explode.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... The Barb, not thinking, insults the Veno by ordering his usual: Phoenix Juice in a Crystal Magmite glass. She proceeds to mop up the bar with him.
Upon finishing, she throws his lifeless body in the corner.
"You can't just leave that lyin' in the corner." the hare says nervously.
The veno laughs out loud, "That's not a lion, that WAS a barb!"0 -
...named secret passage and start pking all the low levels....0
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I got nothing...0
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Oliiander - Lost City wrote: »Not sure >:
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A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
They sit down and have a drink. >.>
I actually laughed more at this response than any other...
You read my signature. That's enough social interaction for one day.0 -
A barb a veno and a huggy hare walk into a bar but only the huggy hare ducks so he can pickup his eEaster egg that he dropped!!0
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To Right !MeiLilana - Dreamweaver wrote: »I actually laughed more at this response than any other...0
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A barb a veno and a huggy hare walks into a bar... they all left when the new panda form started to ....... "look good".0
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A barb a veno and a huggy hare walks into a bar... they all left when the new panda form started to ....... look good.
it does look good b:chuckle0 -
My brain can't think of a good one to go with the joke. But keep the jokes coming
When did PWI get a bar? loluntamed_pain demon veno 103-100-101
SweetAzHoney Sage Cleric 102-currently rebirthing
xXZoeMarieXx sage seeker 101-currently rebirthing
StormyRainz Demon Mystic 101 Not rebirth yet
EsmeStorms Demon wizzy 101 not rebirth yet
UhitLikaGirl Almost sage barb 100 buffer
and loads of other alts...0 -
a barb, veno, and huggy hare walk into a bar... they order drinks, barb says: I am hungry, and licks his chops, and looks over at the bunny. The veno says: don't you dare touch my huggykins! *Turns into a fox, and gives an evil stare down* Yet while she shapeshifted the barb had already ate poor huggykins, so all she sees is the barb licking its face... the barb sees the anger in the venos face... *violent truimphs, pops an ironguards, shape shifts and high tails it out of there.* Once barb is gone people hear a shout back "that will teach you not to feed me!" A sigh of relief comes from the veno and she says: Phew I am glad he's out of my life once and for all... or at least I hope so. RIP bunnykins, "you death was not in vain' and she wipes a tear away from her face.
I know its rather long but meh, there it is. :P0 -
A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
The hare quickly leaves
Veno says: I wanted fast food tonight, but that was too fast and was not well done.
Barb says: I think you're drunk already, that was no hare. It was a bean cake.0 -
Bhavyy - Raging Tide wrote: »A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar outside of west gate...
The barman, a seeker, says: I bet a free pint that you cant go into the jungle ruins and find me 10 of a single exotic fruit!
The barb, the veno and the huggy hare all agree to the bet.
The veno is the first back. She comes in with mangos.
The barman in this time has built enough chi to be able to triple spark sacrificial slash and transfer the debuff rendering the veno helpless to his attacks.
The barman says: If you cant fit all of them into your bum without making a sound, I promise i wont kill you and I'll pull you a pint!
So the veno tries really hard...1....2...3..4....5....she screams in pain.
The barman kills her.
The Barb comes back 5 minutes later. He comes in with grapes.
Again the barman in this time has built enough chi to be able to triple spark sacrificial slash and transfer the debuff rendering the barb helpless to his metal zerk crits.
The barman says: If you cant fit all of them into your bum without making a sound, I promise i wont kill you and I'll pull you a pint!
The barb starts literally shoving them in 2 or 3 at a time.
He gets up to number 9 before he bursts out in laughter.
The barman kills him.
On the way back to west gate from the spawn point the veno and the barb are flying together, embracing for chi.
The veno asks in outrage: So.. how come you're dead? You had grapes, you're a barb with a big panda bum... surely thats gotta be easier than MANGOS IN A VENO!?
The barb says: I got up to number 9 before I saw the huggy hare coming back with pineapples.I do have to say this is one of my fav's here b:laughYes, Scarlette_xX is my mom. No she will not spank me >.>
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