Epic/fail/weird squadplays collection!

So here goes the story of a Gate of Delirium Epic Fail

Our squad consists of :
Archer lvl 61 , Angi
Barbarian lvl 50 , Tiggy
Cleric lvl 45 , me
Cleric lvl 35 , Rion

So everything is going perfectly well for the first couple of rooms, but Rion kept on spam heaing, so I said stop spam healing, he stops. Rion draws aggro from spam healing about 5 mins later, I take aggro from trying to keep his sorry butt alive, die, squad wipe.

That's the story bro's

So I am asking for Full Warsong squad on Raging tides server and I get into a really good squad. I see they have a full R9+12 recast archer and assassin. I am like...omg this is my luck! I am with the CashShopper gods of pwi. They had actually more hp buffed than my barbarian in tiger form in the latino faction. So I do my lane with the BM who has R9+10 axes but he is unable to kill the mobs in metal, QQing at me not to keep BB up but to go and seal the mobs because he cannot kill the mobs if they move. I was like...well this BM is in this pro faction with the archer and the assassin, I better follow his instructions. Needless to say we finished last in metal. I healed him from time to time but he zerked crit once and mob exploded, he was uncharmed and died, as pro people it is said they do full WS uncharmed. So this was take 1. All good until the R9 recast archer gets purged and mob explodes killing him. The sin asks if he needs help, he says...no, he goes back, gets selfbuffed somehow with pots and we think it is all good but the npc is still getting attacked in wood. We ask...is all ok, he says lol, I fell 2 times in the bridge...we send the BM to help, I could kill some mobs in metal with my r8+6 glaive and we finish the mobs. We get to the middle of the dungeon and the sin says to the barb...go make a pull to the boss. Barbs goes and makes a pull, gathers all the mobs in the metal, the dragons and the sealing swords and get them grouped nicely near the boss, I used 6 seconds invulnerability potion and BB, the sin gets to 3 spark but he does not IG, gets sealed and cannot attack while in BB, he ticks, the archer sets up BOA and agroes the boss, the boss comes and hits us, BB is down, the sin panics, uses IG and selfstuns himself, the boss kills me, kills the BM, the barb and the veno, then the archer dies too. The sin still self-stunned, gets out of stun and jumps on the edge. FAIL attempt. They all lolled and decided to take 2 groups at the time. We did like that and we got to the boss, killed it easy and a mold drops, barbs says: can I has it? They say...sure, he picks and it gets to my inventory. FAIL! The squad was on random. They blame eachother for who made the squad, it was the archer who made it, passed lead to the sin who was lead, who was under the impression that it was on free. We resquad and do fire. Fire went smooth, small pulls, I just AOE healed them and hardly kept up with the fast pace. We get to water, the archers needs to go to Washroom, we clear without him, he said, brb 3min(took him 10). Meanwhile the Sin is giving me sh11t for not healing him non-stop as he charmticked from those iceladies that occult-ice you. I had to purify the rest of the squad too, not just keep heals on him. We got to the boss, archer came back, asks us where are we? BM says, go jump back and come to Water boss directly from NPC...Archer jumps, goes and teleports to wood by mistake, boss agroes him...boom oneshot! There goes R9+12 recast. Archer comes back after 3minutes, he fell again on the bridge. We wait ...barb is getting annoyed, archer needed the badge. We finally kill the boss, clean wood and get to the incarcerate. We get full buffed, BM tells us he will HF on ads so we can kill them fast. I keep BB, we start on the boss, first aid killed, boss is half HP really fast, the sin laggs stops attacking and gets disconnected. The boss summons an add who purges, the BM HFs the boss, for some reason the add was not close enough, the archer triplesparks and the add purges us, canceling his buffs and sparkdmg. We kill the aid and archer gets agro from barb, starts getting ticked, I heal and rebuff the squad but the archer runs with the boss who is APSed, we see the aps add on one side, BM and barb kill it, veno goes to purge the boss, gets apsed and dies, the archer still runs around with the boss chasing when out of the sudden, boss spawns many adds around him who slow, purge and we get wiped. We get back, get rebuffs, they discuss if to wait or not for the R9 recast sin to come back. Meanwhile, he comes back, boss 2shots him before he can jump over ...he comes back, we get full buffs and we kill the boss relatively fast and the adds too. We kill the next boss too that drops the weap mold, boss drops mold for wiz weapon and for seeker longsword. Both Sin and BM claim bids on the sword mold, finally the BM gives it up, the sin splits and I ty all and drop squad. It took us 1h and 27minutes to do full. Was fun but I can say, there is failure even when you have R9 recast in your squad. I once did some math, it cost several thousand gold to get the amount of coins only for that armour set and weapon, not to mention the gems and rafines. Good job pwi with the new warsong instance.

mgentleman wrote: »

So I am asking for Full Warsong squad on Raging tides server and I get into a really good squad. I see they have a full R9+12 recast archer and assassin. I am like...omg this is my luck! I am with the CashShopper gods of pwi. They had actually more hp buffed than my barbarian in tiger form in the latino faction. So I do my lane with the BM who has R9+10 axes but he is unable to kill the mobs in metal, QQing at me not to keep BB up but to go and seal the mobs because he cannot kill the mobs if they move. I was like...well this BM is in this pro faction with the archer and the assassin, I better follow his instructions. Needless to say we finished last in metal. I healed him from time to time but he zerked crit once and mob exploded, he was uncharmed and died, as pro people it is said they do full WS uncharmed. So this was take 1. All good until the R9 recast archer gets purged and mob explodes killing him. The sin asks if he needs help, he says...no, he goes back, gets selfbuffed somehow with pots and we think it is all good but the npc is still getting attacked in wood. We ask...is all ok, he says lol, I fell 2 times in the bridge...we send the BM to help, I could kill some mobs in metal with my r8+6 glaive and we finish the mobs. We get to the middle of the dungeon and the sin says to the barb...go make a pull to the boss. Barbs goes and makes a pull, gathers all the mobs in the metal, the dragons and the sealing swords and get them grouped nicely near the boss, I used 6 seconds invulnerability potion and BB, the sin gets to 3 spark but he does not IG, gets sealed and cannot attack while in BB, he ticks, the archer sets up BOA and agroes the boss, the boss comes and hits us, BB is down, the sin panics, uses IG and selfstuns himself, the boss kills me, kills the BM, the barb and the veno, then the archer dies too. The sin still self-stunned, gets out of stun and jumps on the edge. FAIL attempt. They all lolled and decided to take 2 groups at the time. We did like that and we got to the boss, killed it easy and a mold drops, barbs says: can I has it? They say...sure, he picks and it gets to my inventory. FAIL! The squad was on random. They blame eachother for who made the squad, it was the archer who made it, passed lead to the sin who was lead, who was under the impression that it was on free. We resquad and do fire. Fire went smooth, small pulls, I just AOE healed them and hardly kept up with the fast pace. We get to water, the archers needs to go to Washroom, we clear without him, he said, brb 3min(took him 10). Meanwhile the Sin is giving me sh11t for not healing him non-stop as he charmticked from those iceladies that occult-ice you. I had to purify the rest of the squad too, not just keep heals on him. We got to the boss, archer came back, asks us where are we? BM says, go jump back and come to Water boss directly from NPC...Archer jumps, goes and teleports to wood by mistake, boss agroes him...boom oneshot! There goes R9+12 recast. Archer comes back after 3minutes, he fell again on the bridge. We wait ...barb is getting annoyed, archer needed the badge. We finally kill the boss, clean wood and get to the incarcerate. We get full buffed, BM tells us he will HF on ads so we can kill them fast. I keep BB, we start on the boss, first aid killed, boss is half HP really fast, the sin laggs stops attacking and gets disconnected. The boss summons an add who purges, the BM HFs the boss, for some reason the add was not close enough, the archer triplesparks and the add purges us, canceling his buffs and sparkdmg. We kill the aid and archer gets agro from barb, starts getting ticked, I heal and rebuff the squad but the archer runs with the boss who is APSed, we see the aps add on one side, BM and barb kill it, veno goes to purge the boss, gets apsed and dies, the archer still runs around with the boss chasing when out of the sudden, boss spawns many adds around him who slow, purge and we get wiped. We get back, get rebuffs, they discuss if to wait or not for the R9 recast sin to come back. Meanwhile, he comes back, boss 2shots him before he can jump over ...he comes back, we get full buffs and we kill the boss relatively fast and the adds too. We kill the next boss too that drops the weap mold, boss drops mold for wiz weapon and for seeker longsword. Both Sin and BM claim bids on the sword mold, finally the BM gives it up, the sin splits and I ty all and drop squad. It took us 1h and 27minutes to do full. Was fun but I can say, there is failure even when you have R9 recast in your squad. I once did some math, it cost several thousand gold to get the amount of coins only for that armour set and weapon, not to mention the gems and rafines. Good job pwi with the new warsong instance.

+1 r9 woot is not needed.
the seriusness is mostly the mentality of ppl wish make it seem so.
i mean yes boss hit hard but that is not why u will find almost only OP player doing full ws but becouse in our sin pw we have right now with barb scarce as is and ep to and just sin sin sin.
if you want to find a ranbow sqad of anything its gona be r9

another note is the speed factor of things aside from the failness of partys.

in lost do you know how many barb are active at the moment.

active as main or really used not alts we have i woudl dare say 5% and of those most do nothing but faction ws faction gw faction anything.

if you remove barb you will lose a big tank role for such a thing as full ws and then will have to relly on op or really great geared bm seeker or other semi tanks.

barb dying is part of seed and bad agro
most dont want to just be a buffer or puller and thats it.
but at same time those player make sin and expect someone else to make a barb for there inability to play a barb wish all server can see no barb.

Once in bh51 I got kicked for aggroing mobs ahead of the barb. Barb was the leader.

A month later in another bh51 squad we had the typical aggro-happy archer but everything was going rather smooth. After stealing aggro from barb on Fushma the archer dies. After Fushma the barb then orders the archer to apologise. Without success the barb insults the archer while the squad attempts to make him stop. 5 minutes later we figured the barb would refuse to move unless the archer would apologise. After some more drama I asked the squad leader to kick the barb. Then I tanked the other 2 bosses... Without barb buffs, of course.

Must tell I had a ton of fun with bh69 though... As I would run it mostly with a cleric friend we were always trying our best to get people frightened with things like "mini barb tanks" and "we already have a barb" (with no barb in squad) and while the rest of the squad was thinking I would attempt to tank polearm with a herc I would then summon my "mighty" sharptooth wolfling. Several times we had people leaving... Even venos would get scared xD
According to my friend keeping me alive on fox form was easier than with most bms and undergeared barbs. Insane as it was it was fun to tank that thing with 3.2k hp.

Did a few all psy fc squads at lvl 90-98, they were actually really PRO, the tanker was in white voodoo, they were the one who wasn't a pure mag build, so they had quite a lot of vit and more str than the rest of us, so naturally had a much higher HP than us, the rest of us dd'd (obviously) we were all charmed and had plenty of crabs which most likely helped, so basically we were all throwing aoe's on groups and such so everything went down in an instant :P the most epic part of this was the exp room mobs pull, the psy in white voodoo pulled surprisingly the WHOLE room, we all had sage spark read, we also all had cloud eruption on our genies so we could stack sage spirit + tide spirit, we all ended out 1 shotting the mobs as a group b:victory the only reason the white voodoo psy survived the mobs when he had finished the pull was due to the fact he had lvl 10 psy will, so he decided to do that then cloud eruption (lol) then sage spark then WAMMY, pro psy only FC b:cool

Simple solution to prevent myself from the epic fails this game comes up with sometimes^^ Make a Barb and a cleric alt + if you can let ur partner (if u have one) make a mystic and a sin. Level them all simultaniously and you can do pretty much everything the game offers without ever needing the help of anyone.

Yeah sure cleric and barb alone works well too...but takes very much time to kill anything. (But compare that to the time that gets wasted because of the squad wipes and fails you get sometimes involved in. Plus you can keep all drops to yourself =P

I did it like that when me and my gf started out on Momaganon based on my experience from Sanctuary. It worked well for me but that kinda prevents you from meeting new people. Sometimes thats a blessing...sometimes it's not.

But I will not be in a disadvantage because of the failure from other people ever again. Prevent yourself from others if they are the reason why this games is annyoing you.

unwined Bh59 squad. barb, sin, mystic, seeker and archer (me).

Got to ofo. mystic dc'd. We stood around waiting for them to relog.

Barb ran back to centre. We asked what he was doing.

He didn't know you needed to kill bosses. Thought we were done on that bit because we'd 'run to Ofotis'. Lvl73 and never done a BH and killed bosses.

SO, I get invited by a friend to join a BH Metal squad. We start it, continue filling, and one of them want to wait to enter until after the timer is up.

Timer's up, we go to the heart, and are waiting on the remaining member.
Suddenly the barb goes running into the first group of mobs. No warning. Nothing. I immediately throw BB up, and right about that time the barb dies. So I get all the aggro and die as well. The rest of the squad that was present followed suit shortly.

Second try. Now we're all ready. They tell me to put BB up before he's gone to get aggro. Since I know this is a stupid idea for me, I hold off until he' out there and actually pulling. (Because most people should know by now that heals will pull aggro.) BB's up, barb is running back with two groups, and promptly dies right before he makes it back. Chaos ensues again. I last longer this time, but once again, the squad wipes out.

So I'm like, "WTF!?!?!" I look at the barb that's pulling. He's 98, and has 13k hp buffed in tiger form. I look at his gear. b:beatup He's got the full set of Morai level 95 gear, at best it's +3, and he has one shard in it, (not one type, one single shard), a VIT+10 shard. No wonder this guy is falling over.

So I say something about it. I'll openly admit, I'm not exactly a nice person at this point. I didn't openly bring up his gear, but I did mention that he should have quite a bit more hp if he wants to actually be a barb. At this point, I'm informed that it's a "training run" for the noob barb with **** gear. The other barb (101, who hasn't really done anything but buff us), speaks up and says "yeah, I'm only at 17k because my gear sucks". I check his gear, it's marginal TT80 gold. b:irritated Apparently the 3 in the squad from the same faction all knew this information ahead of time, but they're all on TeamSpeak and the rest of the squad is just uninformed.

So now knowing what not to expect from this run, we continue. At the end, myself and the R9 Archer were the only ones remaining when the boss died. Everyone else was dead. If we had tried to hold him much longer, we would have been dead too.

At the end of it all, I get yelled at for being frank about the failure of the barb in training to inform the rest of the squad that he was in training, and had **** gear, and that we were all likely to die several times because of this.
I'm not invited to any more runs with that faction now.
That's fine by me.


Just for reference, I have a level 91 barb that has merely average TT90 green gear. (except the weap, it's gold.) My barb has about 16.5k hp with the same buffs that gave the other two barbs 13k and 17k hp. I'll also note that that gear cost me about the same as the one VIT stone our noob had.

If you're training, let everyone know.
If your gear sucks, know your limitations, and inform everyone else that the run will be different because of your limitations.
It's just plain courtesy.
It's not hard.

Labells - Dreamweaver wrote: »

try this using the chickens from BH59 it's hilarious playing who's chicken has agro

Chicken run! I forgot...does any of our crew have a blue chicken? b:laugh


I've had some very interesting squads, mostly surrounding having more HP than the HAs in squad (my veno is a pure AA, flawless shards, +2 TT80 green. She had more HP once than everyone in squad besides the barb)

Epic? Shattered.

MiniST - Sanctuary wrote: »

Was in Bh Metal as a cleric. 4 members of the squad kept dying, so the boss hit harder and harder. Eventually the boss just oneshot any of those 4 that went to the pavilion from npc. Boss couldn't kill me or the psychic that killed the boss. Pretty sure the boss hit it's maximum attack with enrage on. Was hitting my cleric for 5 to 5.5k with magic aoe under bb and my cleric had 18k+ mag defense.

Been there Have the squishies go back to heart and stand as far away as possible but still get credit. They're more help not helping then they are trying to help and dieing.

I had a BH Delta 3 a while ago. I was tanking, had a seeker, wizard, cleric, bm, and... something else. I think an archer. Archer and cleric wanted to do it at the start to get mp from the eye. Fine. I'm pulling wave 1-3 (sleep wave) and my skype pops up with a call, completely minimizing my game. When I go back to the game it lags for like 30 seconds. I get back in and the squad is either slept or dead, including myself.

Frantically apologizing I rez, buff, and go help the bm and together we finish wave 1-3. No one stands up. The Wizard is just standing there, alive but afk.

"Rebuff pls"
"...hello?"
"is everyone afk?"

So I realized the cleric, archer, seeker, and wizard (friend I was actually there helping) were all afk. Cleric and wizard came back around 2-3, the archer and the seeker right before 3-4. Was pretty ridiculous to realize 2/3 of my squad logs into Delta and afks and only checks in every 10 minutes or so and doesn't bother to tell the squad this.

If Im in the squad, its automatic that its epic.

/BSing
/beingharmlesslycocky


Seriously though, had a aba squad the other day, and it was a lot of fun. Hadn't felt that in a long long time.

I recently gained access to Endless Universe, so I figured why not have a training run to check it out (I mostly learn about instances by running them)

So I get a full squad with the usual, barb/cleric/me(bm)/veno/others. All the others are lv98-100, I'm lv96(why doesnt avatar update >.<).

We go in and defeat the first boss without too much trouble, then move to the next. She gives us more trouble (the cleric almost died) but we managed to beat it.

Then we move on...Ghostwing wipes out the barb and a sin in the squad, I end up having to tank until they get back.

After a few intense minutes of the cleric freaking out, the sin manages to get back. The barb says "sorry i g2g" and leaves, and I end up being the tank for the final boss.

After a few more mins we finally beat the boss. That was insane, but fun.