Epic/fail/weird squadplays collection!

Walpurga - Dreamweaver

And I thought stealing 4 barbs was bad

really you stole 4 clerics for your bh? b:angry

Vyrrg - Harshlands

Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »

I did a BH metal in a squad that consisted of my BM, a barb, and 4 clerics.

We did fire as well, which was rather quick and also no deaths.

I want to see a full squad of 10 of ANY class, just for the lulz and they all do the same skill, could you imagine a full squad of seeker geminiing at the same time? wizzies all hitting one ulti or another at the same time? I really want to make this happen :<

Colum - Raging Tide

How sounds a FWS where sin complains about aggro with 4 aps dags, decent refine AND sacri strike in said dags... yeah right if u zerk crit enough you WILL get agggro for a while... well, with his **** gear he got 1 shot couple times..

Wiz was lagging behind and BM liked aps and taking stuff without permission.. sigh. That damn FWS took 2 hours 15 minutes. Longest FWS ever though we did not die too much... bosses just went down slowly and squad lacked good AoE dmg as it was usually only my barb and seeker actually kiling mobs with something else than APS.

Colum - Raging Tide

-.- was in BH 59 with mystic and there was two clerics.... I ended up healing.

Enough said.

Jacerai - Dreamweaver

Colum - Raging Tide wrote: »

-.- was in BH 59 with mystic and there was two clerics.... I ended up healing.

Enough said.

I know that feeling.

On the same vibe:
Was a 59 mystic in BH59 with three barbs and a seeker. They refused to get a cleric, making me main heal.
Then they all couldn't decide who wanted aggro (all in kitty, all aggro-attacking).

b:surrender

Sylvae - Sanctuary

Actually, I think an all squad of competent clerics would be the most amazing thing to see.

The one(s) stuck in healing could enjoy being stuck in their role, if they saw the others maximizing each part of their role as DD. I've never had an issue of taking a back-role as a BM or cleric, if the other squad members are showing an intelligent acknowledgement in useing their skills at the appropriate time afterwards. And theoretically a fully competent cleric squad could make use of their knowledge of the defensive elements, to know when to maximize their offensive elements.

Dependant on sharding and particular BH of course.

Jacerai - Dreamweaver

Sylvae - Sanctuary wrote: »

Actually, I think an all squad of competent clerics would be the most amazing thing to see.

The one(s) stuck in healing could enjoy being stuck in their role, if they saw the others maximizing each part of their role as DD. I've never had an issue of taking a back-role as a BM or cleric, if the other squad members are showing an intelligent acknowledgement in useing their skills at the appropriate time afterwards. And theoretically a fully competent cleric squad could make use of their knowledge of the defensive elements, to know when to maximize their offensive elements.

Dependant on sharding and particular BH of course.

There is a wonderful video around here somewhere of an all-cleric normal Nirvana (there was no caster Nirvana when the video was made).

It is a beautiful thing to see.

HolyHell - Dreamweaver

I've been in a sqaud with 5 sins in bh before

FishyFret - Dreamweaver

Jacerai - Dreamweaver wrote: »

There is a wonderful video around here somewhere of an all-cleric normal Nirvana (there was no caster Nirvana when the video was made).

It is a beautiful thing to see.

b:cute This is the most glorious video my eyes have witnessed.
I want to form an all cleric squad for something now :

Walpurga - Dreamweaver

tanked FC and died twice because cleric literally healed every heavy BUT this archer tanking with sage spark + crabs

Then cleric lags and dies on runewolf aoe and I end up crab tanking last few percent.

Then runewolf gave 0% exp under 12X hyper

Tsyn - Raging Tide

Been pulling FC on my sin for several weeks now (since I figured out a decent method at level 89 as a sage).

Normally I can do the Bishop->Slasher combined pull (as well as the last room full pull).

This time, however, we had a BM with pro attitude who assured us that she could AoE quickly enough that all the mobs would die.
Well, I go to pull since there's no barb. I pull the mobs to the normal spot, AoE and self expel, and wait.
In comes the BM who AoEs, HFs, and dies as soon as her stun dies out. Squad wipe.
We all ask the BM. "WTH, can you even do the pull?"
She's wearing 3star level 70 gear.

Oh. And. My friend veno pulled every single combined pull in FC, and she's AA. I was too laggy to do it myself, but franky, I was very impressed. XD

Aquireis - Lost City

Ran BH 79 with 5 seekers and a cleric. We were all pretty lazy with bosses cleric would BB and we would vortex and and then have a fun aggro war b:laugh

Colum - Raging Tide

Gotta get this experience out of my mind..

I joined a BH 59 squad with my lvl 74 psychic. We also had lvl 73 cleric, lvl 77 cleric with better weapon but lousier gear, 73 barb and wizard + 61 sin.

I step in and notice sin first begging continously for cleric buffs. We all buff and I tell to squad I am tanking everything that hits with magic. Barb and higher cleric agree, lower cleric asks later whom he is supposed to heal and I said me, barb deals physical mobs. Sin kept rushing and begging for heals so I asked for a lead and kicked him out. We replaced him with a 7x veno.

Metal-water valleys went kinda ok... I tanked most things though the lower cleric was confused and healspammed me though barb tanked the melee mobs. Low cleric BBd and higher one RBd at bosses.

Fire... things turned hectic. I asked barb to kill the first 3 bomb guys.. we avoided rest and went to boss. At boss lower cleric sets BB. I tell him to drop it and IH+purify me. No reaction. Higher cleric starts to IH+puri me correctly, I told lower cleric to do somethin more useful than sit in BB. Answer was " naah why we all good. " Veno also told him not to BB at drake next time.
Lower cleric needed tokens so we had to, after all, get rid o the bombing mobs. Barb does not aggro all mobs and other cleric gets heal aggro + dies. Lower one is alive, runs towards casters with the mobs and gets me and himself killed with sacri mob that died by wizard. Wiz drops soon after. Veno and barb manage to stay alive, I get ressed along with others but we get the mob on us again. Both clerics die - again - wiz also drops. It's me, veno and barb left. Barb takes another bug and I attack other sacri assault one, kite it and kill it. I went to clear token path alone while waiting for the clerics. We rebuff and continue to earth.
Lower cleric keeps whispering me telling he is doing all the job and higher lvl cleric is bad because of his armor (yet better weapon). Higher cleric has actually kept healing me and the ones who try to keep aggro and he started to avoid healing the barb who does not seem to aggro too well, which was a wise move on him. I explain this to lower cleric and he seems not to listen, keeps mocking the higher one in chat and being annoying.

Barb tanked earth mobs as planned but yet the aggro management wasn't too good so we struggle and I was afraid to attack. We cleared earth very slowly, me and wizard aggroing both our own mob to ease the tanking so clerics wouldnt die. We get through without total squadwipe.
At Gluttonix the lower cleric sets BB up again and higher has to IH-purify me again. I told the lower cleric to drop the damn BB right now and this time he even listened to me and started DDing.

Afterwards said BBing cleric had a go at me asking who actually dies in 59 if they are not purified. He also kept sayiying how hhe kept everyone alive and the higher cleric was doing nothing.

Gotta love some people.

Side note: the lower cleric was just ignorant because I know he has a lvl 100 mystic and higher level barbs as well.

MistaBwanden - Sanctuary

I like how this thread has constantly just barely kept itself away from becoming a legit necro.

Jacerai - Dreamweaver

MistaBwanden - Sanctuary wrote: »

I like how this thread has constantly just barely kept itself away from becoming a legit necro.

As it should. It's a cool thread.

On topic:

I'm playing around with a sage sin (since I already have a demon one and sage sounded interesting), and in FF, it was me (90), and archer, veno, wizzie, and cleric. The BM left squad because they didn't want to tank, so I think we got a barb on that run.

It was the smoothest run I had ever been on. b:cute

ovenusarmanio

MistaBwanden - Sanctuary wrote: »

COLOR="Purple"]I like how this thread has constantly just barely kept itself away from becoming a legit necro

b:chuckle It is a neat thread though. Recently had a squad that was just could not work together in FC. People asking for lead so they can kick the lead, long afks (cleric even afked in the middle of the bubble boss because she was baking and didn't tell us or give us a warning about it.), dc, people quitting, etc. It ended taking like 2 hours and the BR pulls did at least go well even though the seeker left since everyone finally worked together but overall it was just painful. I hadn't stepped foot in there for ages but was astounded by how badly people seem to need to have everything just so or literally the squad falls apart. v.v

Vitzh - Heavens Tear

Doing BH 79 on my 85 Sin with all people mid-low 8x and a Sin 9x (think 95), two people died getting "clapped" on the way to last bosses.
All I needed was Styg but I always stick around to help unless I am asked to leave to make room.

When we get to the last two bosses the Barb (think he was about 84) lures Brig with Zeal, and we start killing it. Then for some reason he goes off and lures Linus when Brig is still on 90+ish%. Wasn't watching what he did but all of a sudden the party is surrounded by all the alter mobs + one more mob and Linus. Being amidst all that I bailed back a bit and killed a mob that was on us. By the time that mob was dead the whole squad minus myself was as well, Brig with nothing else to aggro comes at me and I Stealth.

Stood there a bit to see what they would say, all I remember is the Barb saying "Sorry you die" which the meaning of is unknown to me. Left squad after that. Think he maybe was trying to kill us all, but that's just me, or maybe he was just stupid.

Usually I get in good squads a Epic/Weird/Fail squad is not what I am in mostly this is all I can think of for now.

Untamed_pain - Archosaur

Ok, so when i was leveling up my cleric ...i did lots of FC's

So we had this one psy he was lvl 91 at the time...you can totally tell he was a power leveled idiot. He died like 5 times in 6 mins in the exp room and lots of times before getting to that room and he leaves for a few mins to get a aquadash he bought thinking he could use it...like seriously.

He should be so lucky i had sage rez at those times..

i have had my own epic fail moments

Kittysama - Raging Tide_1432680721

Kitty was in BH79 today on her 94 2.22 sparked APS sin. Squad consisted of 3 seekers(2 of them at 99 if Kitty remembers right), 99 BM(2.86 sparked APS with Deicide), 9X sin and Kitty's 94 sin as we couldn't find a cleric.
Like Kitty thought, Kitty got aggro the instant she attacked boss after sparking. Styg and Linus went down in 2 sparks as squad was pretty fast. Brig took 3 sparks as he has bit higher HP, BM APS'd them all.
When Kitty asked why he didn't HF, he said he has 3 APS when sparked and that's why it was better for him to APS. Too bad he couldn't get aggro for a sec even while outgearing Kitty badly. HF would have got bosses down in a spark cycle.f:bike

SweetieBot, this isn't bad necroing, this is resurrecting a good thread so no screaming here.f:fume

Toliman - Raging Tide

Few days ago I was with my Cleric in fb51.

Seeker was tabber, in same squad were Venomancer level 89 with yellow fat man (Hercules) and blademaster level 80.

This was first fb51 what was going in such speed.

My Wizard and Cleric were always running and we were almost always near each boss, when venomancer with blademaster start to attack them.

For example, attack of Wyvern (Wizard and Cleric just arrived to see drop from killed mobs):

Venomancer: ready ? (with attack in same moment)
Me (had not prepared to fight): no

When they had disappeared to attack Fallen Warmonk I asked if I can left squad and left it with Cleric after their agreement.

PotatoHeadQR - Dreamweaver

Bashmaster - Raging Tide wrote: »

I Seeker goes to pull the mobs, i turn on black voodoo, he gets close, i use psychic will then vector. I get agro of mobs but live cuz of will, he vortexes, pyschic will wears off well into vortex, seeker was so fail i still had agro from only hitting about 20-25k using jsut vector and he had the mobs down to half hp when they un-stunned, so i die... for the 6th time. i dont see how i still had agro when the seeker did so much more damage, i guess he just failed.

the one that failed epically is you:
1. for attacking before tank set up aggro.
2. using vector immediately after psy will.

bonus fail points for dying from boss aoe if not in white...plvled psys...*sigh*

SweetieBot - Lothranis

Kittysama - Raging Tide wrote: »

SweetieBot, this isn't bad necroing, this is resurrecting a good thread so no screaming here.

Yes it is and i'm waiting.

Walpurga - Dreamweaver

had a 78-88 fc squad clear up to shocktrooper with no clerics and no cleric buffs, only wiz n psy healing + bp

\o/

Demodude - Dreamweaver

Just wanna thank you guys haven't had this much fun reading a thread in a while!

Korpinsulka - Raging Tide

I had interesting times in BH 69 with my lvl 84 mystic yesterday. I was only healer, we also had lvl 8x BM, barb, sin, archer and seeker.

Barb couldnt keep aggro on nob at all. I can tell ya it was one hell to heal BM, sin and barb bouncing aggro between each other because barb FRd only when he lost the aggro. Thank God BM switched to his lvl 101 seeker for pole.

Morridune - Raging Tide

hehe these are pretty funny, mostly i think due to fact that a lot of us who have been playing for a few yrs have all had same or very similar run's. good to see im not alone in this kinda stuff tho i think lol maybe a lil more patience with the nub sin's it not rly their fault no1 seems to tell them how to manage their DD of for example boosting the squads dps with SS will often result in faster boss kills then boosting only 1 members with PD ( coincidently also lowers change of aggro pong) i admit it drives me nuts often also how ever

(edit) sins are just example a they seem'd to be getting it worse i'll freely admit there are ppl on other classes as bad that said sins are the most numerous class so there is less excuses for not known how to play

Neferhotep - Lost City

Me (Archer) and a pro sin friend of mine were lf more for fc. In squad a french cleric. Sin found a barb, also french. They dont answer in english (or something english like)

After a while, a french archer pmd. Got invite, came into fc and didnt move or said anything at all. Then the funny part began. BTW, lvl range were 80-89 ...
All while they keep chatting in french and ignoring everything we said, although we told them twice that my friends polish and im german, so we dont understand anything.

Then suddenly ...
Cleric: We need HL
Me: HL? (Pming the sin: WTH does he mean?)
Cleric: High lvler over 100...
Barb: Yeah
Me: Why ?
Cleric: Wee too low imma get my barb ...
Cleric switches to lvl 100 barb, so we have two barbs and no cleric anymore
Barb 1: Lead, got cleric
Barb 1 invites 77er cleric, cleric ports in. I look at his gear and see those beautiful dreamchaser dual swords and HA dreamchaser gear hes wearing, so i warned my friend to get enough pots. After a while, he switched to TT70 magic wand to buff.

Me to friend: Were they only Plvled? LMAO, 100er barb ... Well no work for us i guess,
Sin: Yeah if he wanna do all with barb .. free exp I wont pay him, we never asked him to switch on his barb.

Barb 2 comes in (100er)
I look at his hp and see about 15k, so i thought id be okay.....
Barb 1 opens the door, me and my friend killing the first mobs and shade, archer 2 is standing behind us doing nothing than moving some steps forward. . Shade dead, sin goes in stealth to do the other shades while i wait for someone to pull. Our french friends are following me. And yeah, thats all they do.

Suddenly barb 1 with about 9k hp attacks one group in the first shade room (Shade is already dead) and gets nearly killed. Im the only one helping him with AoEing but of course he never learned AoE Skills to keep aggro at least for 2 seconds, and no i didnt attack to fast. This all while our sin lvl 81 kills the second shade and the others doing nothing than pulling the mobs one by one with genie from the hall.

In the 2nd shade room, suddenly the mainly afk archer 2 runs into a group of mobs and barbs are following her. They are still not using any AoEs and then the HA Cleric with lvl 44er gear decides to pull the rest of the hall to us, while nobody is doing anything. So sin and i are saving them again. BTW, still with an active 100er barb. The bigger pull to first boss was done by that 100er barb and we followed. Cleric did nothing, barbs hp drops and i wonder why he actually used his normal AoEs (not tiger form) and still doing like 2k damage on MOBS. He attacked shade and our lowbie sin managed to get aggro. After that, we decided to make a new squad without frenchies.

I dont know why, but i met probably about 50 french people on morai server and only 1 french mystic lady who knew her class or at least the game. I usually prefer running with mixed people because on Moma it was annyoing running alway with germans and their german client translations, that are horrible. But really, the french way to play is just .... creative .... And thatsvalthough i love France

Kittysama - Raging Tide_1432680721

Kitty was in FC(once again), as mystic this time. Kitty was told that no blaming squad on anything or Kitty will get kicked, or not to DD or get kicked.
Well, until first boss everything went ok, nobody died in pull. At boss Kitty's vital herb kept barb pretty well healed so Kitty DD'd half of time and healed barb if his HP went down a bit. First signs of incoming problems Kitty saw when we went to shade after the boss. Mobs went down very slowly even considering that we had 2 BMs in squad. Shade and mobs before went down.

At corner a BM rushed to a mob group. Kitty didn't heal him yet as barb was about to pull rest. That's when difficulties began. When barb was pulling that BM's HP went critically low so Kitty had to heal him. This is also when Kitty noticed why mobs were dying so slowly: BMs were APSing them to death instead of AoEing so Kitty got 4 of those mobs the BM was APSing on her. Spamhealing on self till barb aggro'd them. Higher one of those BMs went down after attacking mobs that barb had pulled when Kitty was healing herself to stay alive with those 4 mobs on her. As BMs started to APS after throwing in stun and HF, Kitty decided to Gale Force to get majority of mobs down as archer had BoA'd most of them to around 10k. Remaining mobs got pew pew'd. Though BM that died bit earlier couldn't be blamed as he had no BP.
Magic pull: here BMs finally even did some AoEs. Herbs down, checking nobody was dying and Kitty started to AoE too. Mobs went down nicely.

When we came to elemento room, barb told that he'd glitch. Kitty told that no, he wouldn't, Kitty would do that as mystics can DD with pets while doing that. Kitty also told that there's no real need to glitch as herbs keep squad alive and healthy despite bubble and squad being 80-90. Archer asked since when mystics had purify(she had T3-cleric main), to which Kitty answered that herbs are effin strong healers. Kitty found that out day before when doing boss unglitched as HP bars hardly moved when bubble was hitting. Herbs are...strongf:stare

Squad decided to clear hall while waiting for boss to melt from it's icy shell. Kitty had earlier noticed that a BM and barb was in PK-mode and they somehow got swords on their heads at first group they attacked. Of course Kitty couldn't heal them because of that as those swords prevent receiving positive effects from others. BM died once, rushed to another group and died again(and didn't have ress for dying twice having swords). Kitty noted them about those swords and those being the reason why Kitty couldn't heal them. Barb just said "Sorry varen..." and kicked Kitty's mystic(whose name is VerenVanki, not varenf:fume). Seems like that was pretty hardcore insult.f:bike

Kitty BL'd that barb and BM.f:cute

Wickedbrew - Raging Tide

Kittysama - Raging Tide wrote: »

Kitty was in FC(once again), as mystic this time. Kitty was told that no blaming squad on anything or Kitty will get kicked, or not to DD or get kicked.
Well, until first boss everything went ok, nobody died in pull. At boss Kitty's vital herb kept barb pretty well healed so Kitty DD'd half of time and healed barb if his HP went down a bit. First signs of incoming problems Kitty saw when we went to shade after the boss. Mobs went down very slowly even considering that we had 2 BMs in squad. Shade and mobs before went down.

At corner a BM rushed to a mob group. Kitty didn't heal him yet as barb was about to pull rest. That's when difficulties began. When barb was pulling that BM's HP went critically low so Kitty had to heal him. This is also when Kitty noticed why mobs were dying so slowly: BMs were APSing them to death instead of AoEing so Kitty got 4 of those mobs the BM was APSing on her. Spamhealing on self till barb aggro'd them. Higher one of those BMs went down after attacking mobs that barb had pulled when Kitty was healing herself to stay alive with those 4 mobs on her. As BMs started to APS after throwing in stun and HF, Kitty decided to Gale Force to get majority of mobs down as archer had BoA'd most of them to around 10k. Remaining mobs got pew pew'd. Though BM that died bit earlier couldn't be blamed as he had no BP.
Magic pull: here BMs finally even did some AoEs. Herbs down, checking nobody was dying and Kitty started to AoE too. Mobs went down nicely.

When we came to elemento room, barb told that he'd glitch. Kitty told that no, he wouldn't, Kitty would do that as mystics can DD with pets while doing that. Kitty also told that there's no real need to glitch as herbs keep squad alive and healthy despite bubble and squad being 80-90. Archer asked since when mystics had purify(she had T3-cleric main), to which Kitty answered that herbs are effin strong healers. Kitty found that out day before when doing boss unglitched as HP bars hardly moved when bubble was hitting. Herbs are...strongf:stare

Squad decided to clear hall while waiting for boss to melt from it's icy shell. Kitty had earlier noticed that a BM and barb was in PK-mode and they somehow got swords on their heads at first group they attacked. Of course Kitty couldn't heal them because of that as those swords prevent receiving positive effects from others. BM died once, rushed to another group and died again(and didn't have ress for dying twice having swords). Kitty noted them about those swords and those being the reason why Kitty couldn't heal them. Barb just said "Sorry varen..." and kicked Kitty's mystic(whose name is VerenVanki, not varenf:fume). Seems like that was pretty hardcore insult.f:bike

Kitty BL'd that barb and BM.f:cute

Please for the love of all things holy, tell me you don't type in 3rd person in squads too.

Korpinsulka - Raging Tide

Wickedbrew - Raging Tide wrote: »

Please for the love of all things holy, tell me you don't type in 3rd person in squads too.

Yes she does b:laugh