you know you play too much pwi when.......

SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »

When you play Pillow Fight with your young cousins and they team up on you and then you say: "NOOO, I PULLED AGGRO!!" b:laugh

i so lol'ed at that.b:chuckle

you play too much pwi when you kill countless turtles and deers expecting them to drop hay

when you buy a panther or polaar bear, expecting to ride on them instead of using a car

you been awake 1 hour and wonder why you dont get a charm for that

when you accept every task people give you, cose you hoping get a exp reward from that

when you give a drunkhard 2 wines, expecting that he makes all the animals in your area dissapear (specially those flys in your room)

when you starting chazing and killing noobs in pvp

wonder why you cant pay a cosmetic surgeon with a makeoverscroll or 2 gold, to change your size of **** or ears XD

Well lets see, here are a few of the things I have done:

-accidentally call your rl friends by their char names in rl…
-try to rotate the view on other games and videos with the mouse…
-when working out you start talking about when you should use second wind…
-the first time you take a friend to the stable to meet your horse he freaks cause its the first time he has been around a horse that isn’t glowing purple or white…
-your college career counselor is also known as your “Taoist” and you look at those college classes as if they happen to be your lvl 19 culti…
-use faction chat to talk to your room mate sitting on the couch next to you…
-have created a narrative as an English assignment oriented entirely around one of your characters…
-spend more rl money on your chars fashion than you do your own…
-decide to take swordsmanship lessons someday because of how neat it looked on a char…
-have multiple plastic bows, plastic swords, plastic daggers and those nerf hammers at the house so you and your friends can pk together in the back yard when you need to get outside for awhile (bring your own wand/soulsphere, spells are casted as different colored water balloons)…
-your best friend asks how your day is going and you go into a detailed outline of the servers latest faction, tw or wc drama…
-even your few friends that havent played pw know all the acronyms including tw, fb, bh, fc, tt, pk, wts, wtt, and lfs….
-go to zombie nights and think, they really really need a rez…
-have tried to recreate a few of your chars hairdos in rl…
-have a character scrapbook…
-when you see an ambulance you immediately think cleric in flight…
-your computer breaks down and you start dreaming of playing pw…
-your dreams turn into what if pw abilities somehow became possible in rl here in modern 2010…
-then you dream of reasons to how it could become possible…
-and finally when your rl gamer (ex) bf (of two years) that introduced you to the game (before you ever spent time playing any online games) dumps you because you “play to much”

…wow and I only played an average of like three hours a day ^.^

Edit: My post got cut off. Now I gotta type that all up again. Darn it.

imprisonedbylove wrote: »

-have multiple plastic bows, plastic swords, plastic daggers and those nerf hammers at the house so you and your friends can pk together in the back yard when you need to get outside for awhile (bring your own wand/soulsphere, spells are casted as different colored water balloons)

This is called LARP, and usually has nothing to do with PWI. It can be fun if you like fantasy and role play and stuff like that.

Since apparently I can't have as many as I wanted too, I'll keep this short and post more later:

You know you play too much PWI when:

You start wondering what your character would do in any given situation.

You get mugged and wonder how the mugger will hurt you when you're still blue named.

When you get to you're workplace early, and it's still locked, you ask the person who comes to open the door how many subs it'll take.

You think all pets come from eggs.

You pick op a coin and are disappointed when it is, in fact, one coin.

That'll do for now. I'll come up with more some other time and go nuts then.

you know you play to much pwi when you only get 2 hours of sleep

you and your wife have started calling each other by your

ingame names. ^.^

didn't happen to me though.... promise...

when you look at some animals and you look for a smiley face to see if they can be tamed.
when you try right clicking your RL pet to see its stats.
when you wonder where the closest teleporter is.
when you get really frustrated because you cant actually fly.
when you re shopping you wonder how many stars or sockets a pair of shoes or pants etc have.
when you have a problem in RL your first thought is to ask for help in faction.
when you try to farm stuff
when you start to calculate distances around your neighbourhood according to in game places (eg: the mall from my house is around the same distance as broken bridge from arch and my school is about the zoologist from west archo merchant)
when you flail to express yourself without the emoticons.

also i ve done the classic "trying to rotate camera angle" so many times that its seriously emberresing.

I find myself trying to right click to go back to game view.

...When you think you will be able to double jump, salto, turn into a beast and fly with the aid of an aerogear popping up from nowhere, when you log off and return to the cruel reality.

...When you see a manta ray swimming peacefully in its tank at the local aquarium and shout 'Fly, manta, fly, dammit! You are supposed to unsummon yourself in water!!'

...When you QQ, saying you wished to find water as easily as wizards do when they use Gush.

U know u play 2 much when laugh @ just about every post b/c u get them.

You know you play pwi too much when you wish you had a house in plume city and get depressed when the realization comes to you that its impossible.

when you farm all night and wake up to realise it was a dream and you have nothingb:cry

...when you think about the game while at work.

You know you play too much PWI when there is a thread dedicated to the signs of playing too much...and you comment on it.

- ...when ya think ya'll be able to fly on your 30th B-day...
- ...when ya collect 5 cats to get a baby cat x.x