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  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    When you play Pillow Fight with your young cousins and they team up on you and then you say: "NOOO, I PULLED AGGRO!!" b:laugh
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    When you play Pillow Fight with your young cousins and they team up on you and then you say: "NOOO, I PULLED AGGRO!!" b:laugh



    i so lol'ed at that.b:chuckle
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  • furyangel278
    furyangel278 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When you try to shadow walk in trafficb:shocked
  • Amencat - Sanctuary
    Amencat - Sanctuary Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    you play too much pwi when you kill countless turtles and deers expecting them to drop hay

    when you buy a panther or polaar bear, expecting to ride on them instead of using a car

    you been awake 1 hour and wonder why you dont get a charm for that

    when you accept every task people give you, cose you hoping get a exp reward from that

    when you give a drunkhard 2 wines, expecting that he makes all the animals in your area dissapear (specially those flys in your room)

    when you starting chazing and killing noobs in pvp

    wonder why you cant pay a cosmetic surgeon with a makeoverscroll or 2 gold, to change your size of **** or ears XD
    Some Rules each PWI Gamer should know
    1. Dont break this rules & no matter what: DONT TRUST ANYONE!
    2. Dont pay wine or heads fee (like to get kicked after that?) b:chuckle
    3. Dont borrow items (since when return gms scammed stuff?) b:embarrass
    4. Dont use your password in faction-forums (like hacks?) b:fatb
    5. Dont give your mats to the tt-banker (obvious, not?) b:beg
    6. Dont wait for help, or heals, or any other miracles,... (for more examples just play pwi and you will hate the whole humanity) b:bye
  • Zameri - Archosaur
    Zameri - Archosaur Posts: 718 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    If you start posting in the forums cuz your board of PWI.
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    Therefore, Shigofumi
  • imprisonedbylove
    imprisonedbylove Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Well lets see, here are a few of the things I have done:

    -accidentally call your rl friends by their char names in rl…
    -try to rotate the view on other games and videos with the mouse…
    -when working out you start talking about when you should use second wind…
    -the first time you take a friend to the stable to meet your horse he freaks cause its the first time he has been around a horse that isn’t glowing purple or white…
    -your college career counselor is also known as your “Taoist” and you look at those college classes as if they happen to be your lvl 19 culti…
    -use faction chat to talk to your room mate sitting on the couch next to you…
    -have created a narrative as an English assignment oriented entirely around one of your characters…
    -spend more rl money on your chars fashion than you do your own…
    -decide to take swordsmanship lessons someday because of how neat it looked on a char…
    -have multiple plastic bows, plastic swords, plastic daggers and those nerf hammers at the house so you and your friends can pk together in the back yard when you need to get outside for awhile (bring your own wand/soulsphere, spells are casted as different colored water balloons)…
    -your best friend asks how your day is going and you go into a detailed outline of the servers latest faction, tw or wc drama…
    -even your few friends that havent played pw know all the acronyms including tw, fb, bh, fc, tt, pk, wts, wtt, and lfs….
    -go to zombie nights and think, they really really need a rez…
    -have tried to recreate a few of your chars hairdos in rl…
    -have a character scrapbook…
    -when you see an ambulance you immediately think cleric in flight…
    -your computer breaks down and you start dreaming of playing pw…
    -your dreams turn into what if pw abilities somehow became possible in rl here in modern 2010…
    -then you dream of reasons to how it could become possible…
    -and finally when your rl gamer (ex) bf (of two years) that introduced you to the game (before you ever spent time playing any online games) dumps you because you “play to much”

    …wow and I only played an average of like three hours a day ^.^
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  • Zameri - Archosaur
    Zameri - Archosaur Posts: 718 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    If you look at a 401K and say "wow i got a lot of money"
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    Therefore, Shigofumi
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Edit: My post got cut off. Now I gotta type that all up again. Darn it.
    imprisonedbylove wrote: »
    -have multiple plastic bows, plastic swords, plastic daggers and those nerf hammers at the house so you and your friends can pk together in the back yard when you need to get outside for awhile (bring your own wand/soulsphere, spells are casted as different colored water balloons)

    This is called LARP, and usually has nothing to do with PWI. It can be fun if you like fantasy and role play and stuff like that.

    Since apparently I can't have as many as I wanted too, I'll keep this short and post more later:

    You know you play too much PWI when:

    You start wondering what your character would do in any given situation.

    You get mugged and wonder how the mugger will hurt you when you're still blue named.

    When you get to you're workplace early, and it's still locked, you ask the person who comes to open the door how many subs it'll take.

    You think all pets come from eggs.

    You pick op a coin and are disappointed when it is, in fact, one coin.

    That'll do for now. I'll come up with more some other time and go nuts then.
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    Be nice to people
  • The_Buzzard - Lost City
    The_Buzzard - Lost City Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    You know you play PWI too much when you wonder where people put their atr. points...
    For example *True Story*

    So me and my friend were watching Tennis and my friend goes she looks really muscular...And i replied without noticing...I bet she puts alot of her atr. pts. in Str for her power shots and Dex for her accuracy...Saddeningb:surrender
  • Wolfsters - Heavens Tear
    Wolfsters - Heavens Tear Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    you know you play to much pwi when you only get 2 hours of sleep
    b:victoryb:laughb:laughb:victory

    join the new cursed race

    you'll love it

    i would put a url in but it wont let me
  • Teppeii - Dreamweaver
    Teppeii - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,206 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    When someone asks you you're age and you reply, "i'm lvl17"

    >>;;
    On indefinite hiatus :3
  • Roriror - Lost City
    Roriror - Lost City Posts: 149 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    you and your wife have started calling each other by your

    ingame names. ^.^

    didn't happen to me though.... promise...
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  • I_skateboard - Harshlands
    I_skateboard - Harshlands Posts: 156 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    You Know When You Play Too Much Pwi When You See Duke At New york city then 5 seconds later he's Gone

    Also when Newyork city Or Bejinig Starts Lagging xD
  • Morell - Lost City
    Morell - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    when you look at some animals and you look for a smiley face to see if they can be tamed.
    when you try right clicking your RL pet to see its stats.
    when you wonder where the closest teleporter is.
    when you get really frustrated because you cant actually fly.
    when you re shopping you wonder how many stars or sockets a pair of shoes or pants etc have.
    when you have a problem in RL your first thought is to ask for help in faction.
    when you try to farm stuff
    when you start to calculate distances around your neighbourhood according to in game places (eg: the mall from my house is around the same distance as broken bridge from arch and my school is about the zoologist from west archo merchant)
    when you flail to express yourself without the emoticons.

    also i ve done the classic "trying to rotate camera angle" so many times that its seriously emberresing.
  • Desdi - Sanctuary
    Desdi - Sanctuary Posts: 8,680 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    ...when you've dreamt a lot of times that you are your PWI character

    ....when you go out with your friends and somehow end up talking about the game even though you said you'll avoid this topic

    .....when you wish you had your flying mounts/riding mounts in real life

    ........when you wish you characters were real and could be used in real life to pwn your teachers at school?
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  • vristion
    vristion Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I find myself trying to right click to go back to game view.
  • /Gohan - Dreamweaver
    /Gohan - Dreamweaver Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Desdi - Sanctuary wrote: »
    ...when you've dreamt a lot of times that you are your PWI character
    O.O I dreamt once that I was my assassin and could transform at will into a Barb... I guess I play too much b:surrender
  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    ...When you think you will be able to double jump, salto, turn into a beast and fly with the aid of an aerogear popping up from nowhere, when you log off and return to the cruel reality.

    ...When you see a manta ray swimming peacefully in its tank at the local aquarium and shout 'Fly, manta, fly, dammit! You are supposed to unsummon yourself in water!!'

    ...When you QQ, saying you wished to find water as easily as wizards do when they use Gush.
    Maintenance time. Please choose a line:
    - When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
    - Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
    - New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
    - When will we get new content? QQ
    - Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
    - I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
    - *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~
  • Skatingkid - Harshlands
    Skatingkid - Harshlands Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    O_O i havent been on this thread in a while and it went from 4 to 23pages
  • GoddessAbbi - Dreamweaver
    GoddessAbbi - Dreamweaver Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    U know u play 2 much when laugh @ just about every post b/c u get them.
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    when you see a lady in a long dress on the street, and the first thing that comes up in ur mind is : cleric

    happened to me yesterday
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    You know you play pwi too much when you wish you had a house in plume city and get depressed when the realization comes to you that its impossible.
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • Omgnooblol - Dreamweaver
    Omgnooblol - Dreamweaver Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    You know you play to much pwi when your walking with your girlfriend and you ask to do MQ...
    When you ask your friend to heal you when you get in a fight...
    When you practice your spells in the shower...
    When typeing a report you use your ingame name...
    Ive done three of the four...
    b:flower <--- Techno Rave flower
  • Morell - Lost City
    Morell - Lost City Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    when you farm all night and wake up to realise it was a dream and you have nothingb:cry
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Morell - Lost City wrote: »
    when you farm all night and wake up to realise it was a dream and you have nothingb:cry

    When your doing your RL girlfriend and you realize you need to do MQ and log on to do it ASAP.
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • Silest - Sanctuary
    Silest - Sanctuary Posts: 816 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    ...when you think about the game while at work.
  • CandleJack - Harshlands
    CandleJack - Harshlands Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    you know you play tomuch pwi when

    1) you ask ur bf to turn into a tiger and carry u ever whee

    2) you keep calling ur parent a guild leader ( i swear this happen to me twice)

    3) you ask an old person which city elder are they

    4)you try to ame wild animals ( i caught a rabbit once b4 i set it free)
  • MrSyko - Raging Tide
    MrSyko - Raging Tide Posts: 515 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    You know you play too much PWI when there is a thread dedicated to the signs of playing too much...and you comment on it.
  • MorningGlory - Raging Tide
    MorningGlory - Raging Tide Posts: 66 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    When you take a break to play some Halo... and you die because you forgot you can't double jump x.x
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  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    - ...when ya think ya'll be able to fly on your 30th B-day...
    - ...when ya collect 5 cats to get a baby cat x.x

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