Corrupt the Wish

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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. But the only superpower you get is to power to jump high. You get beaten to a bloody pulp by your first super villain.


    I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Be nice to people
  • Bridigan - Sanctuary
    Bridigan - Sanctuary Posts: 186 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    You don't have to wake up early...but you don't wake up at all.

    I wish I was an awesome guitarist.
    Director and Webmistress of Faction Tramonto
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    granted, but youre a terrible walker



    i wish for more money in pw
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. You now have 10 bil in game coin, but after learning this, all your friends ask for stuff. You, being the nice person you are, can't refuse doing this. After all your friends get through with you, you end up with less coin than you started with.


    I wish for a fun job that pays well, has good benefits, tolerable coworkers, and a nice boss.
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    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    granted, but u get hurt on the job (something fell on yer legs) and yer paralysed




    I wish for some aloe to help w/ my sunburn
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    granted your sunburn dissappeaers aloe ate your skin good luck

    i wish i could write properly
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. You start using high English writing, with everything proper and polite. Eventually, you start talking like you write. This causes everyone to think that you're looking down on them and that you think you're better than everyone else. Nobody likes this, and you no longer have any friends.

    I wish people were smarter.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    GRANTED!
    People are smarter. There are no bad decisions in politics, no pop stars becoming famous because of their party style, etc. Everybody hates dumb stuff, hence there are no comedies being made; you will laugh no more. Also, no kids come to life, because they are not smart enough during the first year of their lives. Human specie dies out with nobody to make them laugh...

    I wish I had a map of my life.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but u see the dangers up ahead and kill yerself out of fright


    i wish for my dinner to taste good tonight
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. You get an absolutely delicious meal. But the portions are so small, that you're still very hungry after you finish, so you have to get more. But the second serving tastes terrible. So terrible that you throw it all up out of sheer disgust.


    I wish to have eyes in the back of my head.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted. But you no longer have the ones in the front. You know what that means.. rite?b:surrender

    I wish for a good night and a better morning.
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  • The_massacre - Sanctuary
    The_massacre - Sanctuary Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but then they both turn out to suck.

    I wish for doughnuts :D
    E.D.N.T.H.O.O.E.I.S.B

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Extreme Dex Nuke The Hell Out Of Everybody In Sight Build

    The path I chose is this, terrorizing anyone my daggers touch, sacrificing a pitiful bit of defense for amazingly high hits and crits, watching as everyone I come across hits the floor before they can react to my devastating hits, seeing them vanish in despair knowing they just got nuked. b:cool Yeah if this is wrong I don't want to be right. This is my build and the way I chose, I will keep trudging forth until I exact my Revenge
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted but i eat them


    i wish for a restroom!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. You get a room you can rest in, and nothing else.


    I wish for a pogo stick. b:laugh
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  • cookielord3
    cookielord3 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted but the Pogo stick is actrully a giant snake and
    when you use it once turns around and kills you.
    Mean huh..


    I wish for more cookies,
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    Cookies are great thing's they mend one's heart.
    They make one fat.
    They are killed to gain nothing but happiness knowing that someone enjoyed them.
    They are born and created.
    Killed and forgoten.
    And they are loved and hated only to be killed or left.
    Cookies.
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted but they are one year old and as hard as rocks.

    I wish for the next poster to have a good night
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • MrDirector - Lost City
    MrDirector - Lost City Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted but it costs you your sleep

    I wish Twlight and Harry Potter never existed
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but all the all people on earth will be like the chars from the movies

    I want La Coka Nostra in Bulgaria b:cryb:cry
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. They come, but aren't allowed to play any music.
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    Be nice to people
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    I don't need them to play music :D
    I`ll drink beer with them all day long b:pleased
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    MrDirector - Lost City wrote: »
    Granted but it costs you your sleep

    I wish Twlight and Harry Potter never existed

    oh meh gawd.... y wud u wish thatb:shocked


    i wish she hadnt wished that
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted! But unfortunately so do I.

    I wish Twilight and Harry Potter never existed.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. But something worse than Twilight could ever be takes it's place.


    I wish cigarette's and other such tobacco products were made illegal.
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    Be nice to people
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted! but because of the loss of sales your taxes were raised.

    I wish for this sentence to end with a period.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted. It ends with a period, but it also starts with on. CORRUPTIONNNNNNNNNNNN

    I wish to bloom.b:chuckle
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  • MrDirector - Lost City
    MrDirector - Lost City Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    wish granted but it was a different kind of "."


    i wish Graham Norton was my friend :D
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Wish granted. He becomes your friend. Now he won't leave you alone, and you get sick of him.


    I wish for watermelon.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted, but it tasted like ranch b:spit


    I wis for my wis to b spelled right
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Zameri - Archosaur
    Zameri - Archosaur Posts: 718 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    Granted but now you have to spell evreything right forever


    I wish the fun people at the offtopics would come back
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Therefore, Shigofumi
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
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    b:sad I'm not fun :(


    Granted so I leave D:


    i wuz gunna say wb zam!!! but psh nvm


    I wish this head ache wud go awayy
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?

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