Corrupt the Wish

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  • Vixter - Harshlands
    Vixter - Harshlands Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    wish granted. but wishing for 3 more wishes consumed 1 of your wishes ... then you wish that it didnt already consume a wish, but when i told you that that last wish you wished consumed another wish, so you then wish that you were dead. so, i granted your first wish (3 wishes), i granted your second wish (it was not consumed), and i granted your 3rd wish (you are dead now) so ... technically you are left with 1 wish left ... but you wished to die before you could use it XD

    i wish ... that ... i haddd... an invincible flying unicorn!
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    Peachie (102 Mystic) ~ Main character
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted, but u make it mad, and it kills u


    I wish for more skirts... cute ones that dont tear and stuff and are the right size and they dont get stolen
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Vixter - Harshlands
    Vixter - Harshlands Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    wish granted, but u walk over an air vent and your skirt flew up over your waist and head and blew away and some creepy fat dude saw EVERYTHING!!!

    i wish for ... a hercules some time in this friggen future! XD hahaha
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    vixter (101 Heavy Veno) ~ TT farmer
    Peachie (102 Mystic) ~ Main character
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted. But by then everybody gotz one and they are useless. (ppl complained about it being OP and they nerfed it)

    I wish for a headache.
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted, you nom too fast on a bad-tasting ice cream and get a headache.
    b:chuckle

    Me wish for......water?
    o.O
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    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
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    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. You get caught in a massive rainstorm. So massive, that you are carried by the flooding water to a nearby river, and eventually, to the ocean, where you are lost forever.


    I wish for a chocolate bar.
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  • Vixter - Harshlands
    Vixter - Harshlands Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    wish granted but it sat out in the sun all day and when u opened it the chocolate poured through your hands.

    i wish for a free new 2010 mustang that cant be crashed burned flooded destroyed break down flat tire or engine blown.
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    vixter (101 Heavy Veno) ~ TT farmer
    Peachie (102 Mystic) ~ Main character
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted! But you run over a little kid and go to jail for the rest of your life.

    I wish for that thing over there beside the other thing
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. The 'other' thing is a grenade pin. The other thing that's next to it (the one you want) is the grenade.


    I wish for a rocket launcher.
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  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish Granted! But! when you go to use it you have the end that shoots out the rocket faced at you and blow yourself up when you pull the tigger :D!




    I wish for something that can't be corrupted in any way, term, or form.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. You get absolutely NOTHING!!! There's nothing in this world that's can't be corrupted in any way, and so you get nothing. Enjoy!


    I wish that this movie will be (for the most part) good. (Ok, I know that it's not going to be anything worthy of note, and won't be as good as the show, but I'm still hoping that it won't be a major let-down)
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  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish Granted! But it turns out the only good thing is the bending and everything else sucks balls and the movie goes bankrupt and everybody blames you for it D:



    i wish for nothingness, while something.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted but u die


    i wish this migrain wud go away and never come back and i cant die or nothing else can hurt in place of my head, and i cant lose my head either -.-
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. Your migraine is transferred to those around you. Now they suffer from perpetual headaches in your place, and hate you for it.

    I wish I would stop coughing already.
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  • Alyyy - Sanctuary
    Alyyy - Sanctuary Posts: 3,165 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Wish granted. Your migraine is transferred to those around you. Now they suffer from perpetual headaches in your place, and hate you for it.

    I wish I would stop coughing already.


    wish granted but you have to watch the movie Hostel
    Clerics are like cops...they always seem to be around.....until you actually need one b:surrender - DeadRaven
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    i wish i didnt have this morning sickness in the evening
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Wish granted. Your baby dies before it's even born. b:sadb:shedtearb:cry Now you don't have to worry about morning sickness.

    I wish I wish I could read and speak any language, learning them quickly, with no side effects to them.
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  • Scathatch - Harshlands
    Scathatch - Harshlands Posts: 201 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Wish granted....but every1 thinks you are trying for world domination so they crucify you

    I wish I had all the powers of my characterb:sin
  • Nehru - Heavens Tear
    Nehru - Heavens Tear Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Scathatch - Harshlands wrote: »
    I wish I had all the powers of my characterb:sin

    Thus shall it be...
    Through the miracles of Pseudo-scientific handwavery you are digitized and transformed into a level 71 Venomancer NPC... Sadly, being an NPC you never get to use any of the powers you now have, and instead spend the rest of your existence standing in one spot and repeating the same poorly translated phrase every time some noob clicks on you.

    I wish the cat would quit knocking things off the table.
    "It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivilant of a stick with a fizzing fuse and ACME Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long."
    - Terry Pratchett
  • theassaian
    theassaian Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    ur wish is granted but it dies and falls of the table.b:sad





    i wish that i was a god and nthn could happen to me wat so everb:laugh
  • Nehru - Heavens Tear
    Nehru - Heavens Tear Posts: 104 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    theassaian wrote: »
    i wish that i was a god and nthn could happen to me wat so everb:laugh

    Thus shall it be...
    You are now Umgawaith, the Blind God of Silence, who sits alone in contemplation for all eternity in the void at the center of the universe... And nothing ever happens to you.

    I wish for a final solution to all the whining on the internet. b:laugh
    "It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivilant of a stick with a fizzing fuse and ACME Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long."
    - Terry Pratchett
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Wish granted. You find a solution, but it involves the total destruction of the internet.


    I wish for a candy cane.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    granted! and look! it's your fav flavor!!! ear wax!!!b:chuckle

    I wish to relax for a day..
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Granted, you go into a coma



    i wish for world peace
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Bridigan - Sanctuary
    Bridigan - Sanctuary Posts: 186 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Wish granted, but with the distinct lack of people offing one another, the world soon becomes overpopulated. There is not enough water to go around, so people stop bathing. The stench of hundreds of billions of unwashed human beings is so powerful that it wafts all the way across the universe at speeds that would make light go and cry in a corner, and attracts aliens from a previously unkown planet called Splok. The Splokinese find this stench delectable and quickly teleport to planet Earth to harvest the abundance of human flesh. You end up baked in a pie.

    I wish for a cup of tea.
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  • Tyhilvee - Harshlands
    Tyhilvee - Harshlands Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    You get your cup of tea, but it comes piping hot and you accidentally drop it. The cup shatters and you end up with cuts from the shards of porcelain. It's off to the emergency room for you.

    I wish I didn't have to sleep.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    I wish granted. You no longer sleep, but everyone else still does. While they sleep, you have nothing to do. You decide to spend your time pulling elaborate pranks on your slumbering friends and family. You set them up while they're all sleeping, and when they wake up they go off without a hitch. At first, it's all in good fun, and while your victims are a bit upset, they laugh it off. Seeing as how well the first set went off you set up another group of pranks. And another. And another. It gets to the point where you set up another prank every night. Eventually, your victims can no longer stand your pranks, and they all move out, leaving you alone and very, very bored.


    I wish for a battery that can be used to power anything that needs a battery, and never runs out of power.
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Granted, but it's a battery that antagonists made and they dont want u to have it... yer on this end-of-rope-life chase, and u must get awayy... u jump off askyscraper and die :(



    I wish for a happy b-day tommorrow
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Granted! but then you realize your getting old b:mischievous

    I wish to be invited to Grippies birthday party b:dirty
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited July 2010
    Wish granted. You get an invite, but because of all the other stuff that's going on in your life, and the distance between where you are and where she is, you are unable to go.


    I wish for eternal youth, that I can 'shut off' and resume normal aging whenever I want.
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