The only way Archer Guide
Neverless - Heavens Tear
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Alright guys this is THE GUIDE of all guides when it comes to being an archer.
Do you like to kill things? Do you like to kill things fast? Do you like to kill things from far away? Then being an Archer is the only way to go.
Alrighty.. This is not rocket science here. You're just and archer so here goes nothing.
Step one: Get you weapon of choice and get some ammo. You're going to be the FIST OF GOD no one will even see you coming
Step two: Put all extra stat points after your weapon req into dex. Remember you don't need hp cause you are the FIST OF GOD
Step three: Get a big ego.. I mean you can crit like a madman and you can one shot just about anything. Fist of God remember**
Step four: Once you get destroyed by ever other class out there QQ a bit in world chat then reassure yourself you're the best YAY!! Fist of God....
Step five: Wait for your head to explode. Remember you are God's gift to this game and that ego is bound to kill you.
SO YEAH THATS IT KNOW GO OUT THERE AND PWN
b:victory
Do you like to kill things? Do you like to kill things fast? Do you like to kill things from far away? Then being an Archer is the only way to go.
Alrighty.. This is not rocket science here. You're just and archer so here goes nothing.
Step one: Get you weapon of choice and get some ammo. You're going to be the FIST OF GOD no one will even see you coming
Step two: Put all extra stat points after your weapon req into dex. Remember you don't need hp cause you are the FIST OF GOD
Step three: Get a big ego.. I mean you can crit like a madman and you can one shot just about anything. Fist of God remember**
Step four: Once you get destroyed by ever other class out there QQ a bit in world chat then reassure yourself you're the best YAY!! Fist of God....
Step five: Wait for your head to explode. Remember you are God's gift to this game and that ego is bound to kill you.
SO YEAH THATS IT KNOW GO OUT THERE AND PWN
b:victory
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Alright guys this is THE GUIDE of all guides when it comes to being a lowbie Blademaster.
Do you like to try to tank things? Do you like to pull aggro you can't handle? Then being a LOWBIE BLADEMASTER is the only way to go.
Alrighty. This is not rocket science here. You're just a lowbie Blademaster so here goes nothing.
Step one: Get your weapon of choice. That means axes or you're obviously a noob. You're going to be the TANKER OF GOD and every mob will see you coming.
Step two: Put all points after your weapon req into Strength. Remember you don't need hp 'cause you are the TANKER OF GOD remember**
Once you get destroyed by four mobs, two bosses and a noob fresh out of Ether, QQ a bit in world chat and then reassure yourself you're the best tanker. YAY!! Tanker of God....
Step five: Wait for your party to explode with rage. Remember, you are God's gift to this game and that ego can only help you.
SO YEAH THAT'S IT GO OUT THERE AND TANK
b:victory[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
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i'm pretty sure wb has the highest ratio of big ego's to normal ego's.0
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Devoted - Lost City wrote: »i'm pretty sure wb has the highest ratio of big ego's to normal ego's.
Me baba, u die without me?If you disregard what I say because of who I am or because of the contents of what I said, you are a fool.
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Falcondance - Heavens Tear wrote: »Alright guys this is THE GUIDE of all guides when it comes to being a lowbie Blademaster.
Do you like to try to tank things? Do you like to pull aggro you can't handle? Then being a LOWBIE BLADEMASTER is the only way to go.
Alrighty. This is not rocket science here. You're just a lowbie Blademaster so here goes nothing.
Step one: Get your weapon of choice. That means axes or you're obviously a noob. You're going to be the TANKER OF GOD and every mob will see you coming.
Step two: Put all points after your weapon req into Strength. Remember you don't need hp 'cause you are the TANKER OF GOD remember**
Once you get destroyed by four mobs, two bosses and a noob fresh out of Ether, QQ a bit in world chat and then reassure yourself you're the best tanker. YAY!! Tanker of God....
Step five: Wait for your party to explode with rage. Remember, you are God's gift to this game and that ego can only help you.
SO YEAH THAT'S IT GO OUT THERE AND TANK
b:victory
I lol'd so hard at that. b:laugh
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Well played Falcondance, well played. It's a shame my Avi is perminatly glitched into saying my 1st BM never made it past 45 before he was deleted and a new BM by the same name was made 7 days later who's lvl exceeds that of yours by a good span of 20 or more. I could also say grats on thinking you could ever tank a mob higher then lvl 15 without dying and throwing your computer across the room like a small child.
PS. Don't cry cause you get stun locked to death. And Remember when I use True Emptiness and one shot you as you kyte away its not cause I wanted to play fair. It's because I'm to lazy to chase you.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Neverless - Heavens Tear wrote: »Well played Falcondance, well played. It's a shame my Avi is perminatly glitched into saying my 1st BM never made it past 45 before he was deleted and a new BM by the same name was made 7 days later who's lvl exceeds that of yours by a good span of 20 or more. I could also say grats on thinking you could ever tank a mob higher then lvl 15 without dying and throwing your computer across the room like a small child.
PS. Don't cry cause you get stun locked to death. And Remember when I use True Emptiness and one shot you as you kyte away its not cause I wanted to play fair. It's because I'm to lazy to chase you.
Yes, and I'm sure Falcondance's lvl exceeds your bugged avatars lvl of 8X by a span of 20 levels. Last I heard, she was lvl 105, 1-2 shotting barbs and BMs her level with warsoul+12. It's not because she wanted to play fair. It's because she's too lazy to switch to 8jun+12.
Did I mention I have a lv150 Sage Wizards on MY with warsoul+12 with full 4xg12 stones and can 1 shot everything?
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Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »Did I mention I have a lv150 Sage Wizards on MY with warsoul+12 with full 4xg12 stones and can 1 shot everything?
b:bye
I want to see that. b:nosebleed Screenshot please. b:dirtyNeverless - Heavens Tear wrote: »Well played Falcondance, well played. It's a shame my Avi is perminatly glitched into saying my 1st BM never made it past 45 before he was deleted and a new BM by the same name was made 7 days later who's lvl exceeds that of yours by a good span of 20 or more. I could also say grats on thinking you could ever tank a mob higher then lvl 15 without dying and throwing your computer across the room like a small child.
PS. Don't cry cause you get stun locked to death. And Remember when I use True Emptiness and one shot you as you kyte away its not cause I wanted to play fair. It's because I'm to lazy to chase you.
It wouldn't matter if you were level 90, 100, 105, 115, 125, 135, 145, or 150. Your perspective of an archer is equal to someone's stereotypical knowledge of an archer who just started playing the game. You may let your ego boost itself, but it's obvious that Falcondance doesn't. That's what will always make you and him/her different from each other, not levels. If you can level a blademaster to 8X, try doing that with an archer to 9X.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »I want to see that. b:nosebleed Screenshot please. b:dirty
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Olba - Sanctuary wrote: »Me baba, u die without me?
lols...me agree some of their egos are way too big. (seriously we can replace barbs with bms *if they geared up well enough* and even wizards in some cases)Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »[insert excuse here for no SS]
b:dirty it's so awesome! the forum couldn't handle it so the screenshot can't be posted. b:chuckledarthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
Hawk:Do this. closing thread
frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
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Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »[insert excuse here for no SS]
during your dirty affair with ElenaCostel while looking at the screenshot you two accidentally rolled over the delete buttonElena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
Qui: b:dirty0 -
Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »during your dirty affair with ElenaCostel while looking at the screenshot you two accidentally rolled over the delete button
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Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »during your dirty affair with ElenaCostel while looking at the screenshot you two accidentally rolled over the delete button
Keep me out of your inter-dimensional fantasies, Lady Quilue.0 -
Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »Keep me out of your inter-dimensional fantasies, Lady Quilue.
Is this the point where I scream "OMG YURI!"?If you disregard what I say because of who I am or because of the contents of what I said, you are a fool.
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KYAAAH YURI! b:dirty
Stormrage Eagleons everywhere b:chuckleElena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
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Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »KYAAAH YURI! b:dirty
Stormrage Eagleons everywhere b:chuckle
Your signature. It wins.
So do Legerity and Accelerated. =D[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
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methinks quilue writes smutty novels about her archer fantasies.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
advice to fledgling archers:
Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.0 -
WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »methinks quilue writes smutty novels about her archer fantasies.
Pics or it didn't happen.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
Sig pic by Nowitsawn0 -
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advice to fledgling archers:
Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.0 -
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"I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
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thats obviously her and aster, since aster is a male in a female elf bodyyyyy[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
advice to fledgling archers:
Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.0 -
XDWutttt...If you quoted me just to see how I did this, you fail.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
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told you, dirty smutty novels man. then again, i have them too with lenneth from valkyrie profile, shes like the ultimate hotness +___=[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
advice to fledgling archers:
Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.0 -
WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »told you, dirty smutty novels man. then again, i have them too with lenneth from valkyrie profile, shes like the ultimate hotness +___=
Mine tend to involve Kira Yamato from Gundam SEED. b:dirty
Oh, Kira... b:sin
*AHEM* Oh, sorry, was I drooling? b:embarrassOne man's pain is another man's lol.
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tsktsk...if i were to write a smutty novel, it'd be about the frolicking of female elves, and only females b:dirtyElena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
Qui: b:dirty0 -
flame threads for the lose nub0
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half nekkid ones, in skimpy outfitsQuilue - Sanctuary wrote: »tsktsk...if i were to write a smutty novel, it'd be about the frolicking of female elves, and only females b:dirty
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advice to fledgling archers:
Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.0 -
WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »half nekkid ones, in skimpy outfits?
Why half? Why not go for broke?One man's pain is another man's lol.
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WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »half nekkid ones, in skimpy outfits?
Indeed. b:dirtyQuilue - Sanctuary wrote: »tsktsk...if i were to write a smutty novel, it'd be about the frolicking of female elves, and only females b:dirty
Less talky, more writey. b:cute[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
♥ - 藤林 杏-様 - ♥
♥ Kyou Fujibayashi-sama ♥0 -
im more into eroticism that doesnt need nudity to invoke feelings of being hot and bothered lol. a half clothed elf can be just as naughty if not more than nekkid one. AKA i like the tease.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
advice to fledgling archers:
Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.0 -
Angel__sora - Sanctuary wrote: »Why half? Why not go for broke?
PG-13, that's all.If you disregard what I say because of who I am or because of the contents of what I said, you are a fool.
Everyone wants to be different, but when you're different you wish you were normal.0
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