The only way Archer Guide

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  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    HAHAHAHA

    "Mm you're left-handed?" Asterelle asks, as she stands behind me and takes hold of my shoulders. I nod as I lift up my bow. "Keep your left arm straight." she says as she turns my shoulders perpendicular to the target. I take this opportunity to shift my eyes a little and snicker at her armor. Asterelle is wearing full light armor. I believe its design is based off of fish, as it is covered with metallic scales of some kind and even has fins on the sides and the back. I thought the armor looked ridiculous, how can such high level archers be fitted in such laughable-looking gear? I wonder if its intent is to lower the defenses of the wraiths by making them laugh, for I knew all too well that when I am laughing, my grip goes soft as if my strength becomes sapped. I am also concerned, as the armor leaves part of the chest uncovered. I wonder how much protection that actually offers, as the most important parts such as the heart is in the chest region. "Keep your feet shoulder-width apart." She says. I shift my feet apart a little as I grab an arrow from my quiver and raises it up to the bow. They're really just sharpened twigs stuck with chicken feathers, but I'm proud of these arrows because I had made them myself. What my mentor doesn't know is that the chicken were hers, and that I had used the feathers from those very same chicken to make these arrows before satisfying myself on their roasted flesh. I wonder how long it would take for her to find out, and how many hours of scrubbing floors I would receive as punishment. But, I have no regrets, I would bear lashes for those chicken! "Qui...QUI!" at Asterelle's shout I am jolted back to the task at hand and pull the bowstring back. The bow was new, and it's bowstring was tough. She takes hold of my right hand and steadies my quivering arm. I suddenly realize that Asterelle was standing very close to me. I am suddenly glad that her armor left the cleavage uncovered, and also feel very guilty that I had eaten her chicken...
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Accelerated - Sanctuary
    Accelerated - Sanctuary Posts: 1,048 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »
    HAHAHAHA

    "Mm you're left-handed?" Asterelle asks, as she stands behind me and takes hold of my shoulders. I nod as I lift up my bow. "Keep your left arm straight." she says as she turns my shoulders perpendicular to the target. I take this opportunity to shift my eyes a little and snicker at her armor. Asterelle is wearing full light armor. I believe its design is based off of fish, as it is covered with metallic scales of some kind and even has fins on the sides and the back. I thought the armor looked ridiculous, how can such high level archers be fitted in such laughable-looking gear? I wonder if its intent is to lower the defenses of the wraiths by making them laugh, for I knew all too well that when I am laughing, my grip goes soft as if my strength becomes sapped. I am also concerned, as the armor leaves part of the chest uncovered. I wonder how much protection that actually offers, as the most important parts such as the heart is in the chest region. "Keep your feet shoulder-width apart." She says. I shift my feet apart a little as I grab an arrow from my quiver and raises it up to the bow. They're really just sharpened twigs stuck with chicken feathers, but I'm proud of these arrows because I had made them myself. What my mentor doesn't know is that the chicken were hers, and that I had used the feathers from those very same chicken to make these arrows before satisfying myself on their roasted flesh. I wonder how long it would take for her to find out, and how many hours of scrubbing floors I would receive as punishment. But, I have no regrets, I would bear lashes for those chicken! "Qui...QUI!" at Asterelle's shout I am jolted back to the task at hand and pull the bowstring back. The bow was new, and it's bowstring was tough. She takes hold of my right hand and steadies my quivering arm. I suddenly realize that Asterelle was standing very close to me. I am suddenly glad that her armor left the cleavage uncovered, and also feel very guilty that I had eaten her chicken...

    b:nosebleed What happens next? :O
    You've been thinking about a story beforehand? b:scorn
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  • Olba - Sanctuary
    Olba - Sanctuary Posts: 1,776 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:nosebleed What happens next? :O
    You've been thinking about a story beforehand? b:scorn

    She gently lets go of the feathers, unleashing the arrow, which hits the mark in the center, causing her to erupt in a joyful celebration by hugging Ast.

    Or something.
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  • Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973
    Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973 Posts: 7,881 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Wow... this is getting really creepy <_<
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  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:nosebleed What happens next? :O
    You've been thinking about a story beforehand? b:scorn

    hahaha no i pulled this out of my **** in like 15min before i had to go eat. i can't keep writing or i might get my **** banned >.<
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Ikurei - Dreamweaver
    Ikurei - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,006 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Asterelle - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Wow... this is getting really creepy <_<

    It's what happens when you're too helpful and nice.

    I, on the other hand, am too much of an ******* for anyone to get any inappropriate thoughts about. Read my posts and learn the way of jackassery. I'm sure that you'll scare away your "admirers" soon after.

    As for the OP, that was a terrible attempt at trolling. If you fail at life as much as you do online then you should just kill yourself.
    Meh, saw a couple other people doing this so...
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  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    it's creepy because she likes it! and it just happened to have been her dream last night right Ast? b:laugh
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Look what you started, Lady Legerity.
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Look what you started, Lady Legerity.

    You started this. ><

    "dirty affair" pshhhh...
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »
    You started this. ><

    "dirty affair" pshhhh...

    What?

    I believe my first statement was: "I wash my hands of this affair.", which indicates I did not want to start / contribute anything.

    You're the one that wanted to "stain my hands"...

    EDIT: We managed to turn a craptacular post into this. We are awesome.
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    What?

    I believe my first statement was: "I wash my hands of this affair.", which indicates I did not want to start / contribute anything.

    You're the one that wanted to "stain my hands"...

    Staining them so you can't wash your hands off that affair meaning you were dragged back to contributing.

    "dirty affair" pshhh D;
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Staining them so you can't wash your hands off that affair meaning you were dragged back to contributing.

    "dirty affair" pshhh D;

    My strength in self-delusion protects me from your cruel and logical words!!
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    My strength in self-delusion protects me for your cruel and logical words!!

    This is all Quilue's fault. b:cute
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »
    This is all Quilue's fault. b:cute

    Lady Legerity, the first step is to admit you have a problem.

    Denial and blaming others is not a healthy practice.
  • Shao_on_Fire - Heavens Tear
    Shao_on_Fire - Heavens Tear Posts: 118 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »
    HAHAHAHA

    "Mm you're left-handed?" Asterelle asks, as she stands behind me and takes hold of my shoulders. I nod as I lift up my bow. "Keep your left arm straight." she says as she turns my shoulders perpendicular to the target. I take this opportunity to shift my eyes a little and snicker at her armor. Asterelle is wearing full light armor. I believe its design is based off of fish, as it is covered with metallic scales of some kind and even has fins on the sides and the back. I thought the armor looked ridiculous, how can such high level archers be fitted in such laughable-looking gear? I wonder if its intent is to lower the defenses of the wraiths by making them laugh, for I knew all too well that when I am laughing, my grip goes soft as if my strength becomes sapped. I am also concerned, as the armor leaves part of the chest uncovered. I wonder how much protection that actually offers, as the most important parts such as the heart is in the chest region. "Keep your feet shoulder-width apart." She says. I shift my feet apart a little as I grab an arrow from my quiver and raises it up to the bow. They're really just sharpened twigs stuck with chicken feathers, but I'm proud of these arrows because I had made them myself. What my mentor doesn't know is that the chicken were hers, and that I had used the feathers from those very same chicken to make these arrows before satisfying myself on their roasted flesh. I wonder how long it would take for her to find out, and how many hours of scrubbing floors I would receive as punishment. But, I have no regrets, I would bear lashes for those chicken! "Qui...QUI!" at Asterelle's shout I am jolted back to the task at hand and pull the bowstring back. The bow was new, and it's bowstring was tough. She takes hold of my right hand and steadies my quivering arm. I suddenly realize that Asterelle was standing very close to me. I am suddenly glad that her armor left the cleavage uncovered, and also feel very guilty that I had eaten her chicken...

    b:laughb:laughb:laugh

    OMFG, Quilue I love you! That was awesome!
  • Accelerated - Sanctuary
    Accelerated - Sanctuary Posts: 1,048 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    blaming others is not a healthy practice.
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Look what you started, Lady Legerity.

    b:scorn


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  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:scorn

    Exactly!

    She started it and now she's blaming others.

    *whistles innocently*
  • Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973
    Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973 Posts: 7,881 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Lolz, no wonder the archer sub section is the most popular class discussion section...

    I wouldnt say the archer forum is the most popular. If you look here
    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/forumdisplay.php?f=7
    the Venomancer forum and Blademaster forum have more posts while the archer forum doesnt have much more than cleric or wizard.

    Maybe you mean we have the best community which I would have a harder time arguing against.
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  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    ...

    Denial and blaming others is not a healthy practice.

    How'd you know I live in The Nile?



    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Look what you started, Lady Legerity.
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    ... the first step is to admit you have a problem.
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Denial and blaming others is not a healthy practice.
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Look what you started, Lady Legerity.
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    oo~ i suggest this be settled with wrestling! go Legy! go Elena!

    Astypoo can join too
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    First you try to blame me, then you try to blame Lady Quilue, now you try to blame me again.

    Such inconsistency is typical amongst those with denial issues.
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    First you try to blame me , then you try to blame Lady Quilue, now you try to blame me again.

    Such inconsistency is typical amongst those with denial issues.


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    #39 Today, 11:55 AM

    Look what you started, Lady Legerity.


    Legerity - Scant-uary
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    #40 Today, 12:12 PM

    You started this. ><

    "dirty affair" pshhhh...
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »
    oo~ i suggest this be settled with wrestling! go Legy! go Elena!

    Astypoo can join too

    Despite what it may or may not look like, this is not a lover's spat.

    Really.
  • Accelerated - Sanctuary
    Accelerated - Sanctuary Posts: 1,048 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »
    oo~ i suggest this be settled with wrestling! go Legy! go Elena!

    Astypoo can join too

    So agreeing to this.
    5 bucks on Leg! :O b:avoid
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Asterelle - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Wow... this is getting really creepy <_<
    Funny thing is its a situation that i wouldnt be suprised if it happened >_> quotes and all
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  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »
    [Snip Lady Legerity's Copy & Paste]

    Now she's resorting to pointing at pre-existing text and just giving me the silent treatment...
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Now she's resorting to pointing at pre-existing text and just giving me the silent treatment...
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    ... the first step is to admit you have a problem.

    /10char...
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Now she's resorting to pointing at pre-existing text and just giving me the silent treatment...

    i know right? pin her to the ground (a bed is fine too) and show her who's the mistress! b:dirtyb:dirtyb:dirty
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »
    i know right? pin her to the ground (a bed is fine too) and show her who's the mistress! b:dirtyb:dirtyb:dirty

    *facedesk*

    I'd like to thank the mods / GMs who are reading this thread for not moving it to the Lower Depths... yet.
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elena's hinting to the GM/Mods to rid the evidence of Elena having a "problem".

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