The only way Archer Guide

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  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    can haz obsession too?
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    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »
    *high fives Elena* thats right! perverts >.>

    *stares at hand*

    ...

    ... I feel dirty now ...
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    is it bad if i find this oddly arousing ~_~?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Elenacostel - Heavens Tear
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,822 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    is it bad if i find this oddly arousing ~_~?

    Keep me out of your inter-dimensional fantasies, Lady WaffleChan.
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    thats like telling a fat kid to stay away from chocolate frosted chocolate cake ):
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Elenacostel - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    *stares at hand*

    ...

    ... I feel dirty now ...

    embrace it Lady Elena! EMBRACE IT! (Lady Legerity awaits!)
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Falcondance - Heavens Tear
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear Posts: 699 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Nearly reached 1/3 of the posts on Annor's thread.

    Epic.
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    "I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
    Sig pic by Nowitsawn
  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    And this thread is proof of why archers are awesome.
  • Olba - Sanctuary
    Olba - Sanctuary Posts: 1,776 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Quilue - Sanctuary wrote: »
    embrace it Lady Elena! EMBRACE IT! (Lady Legerity awaits!)

    You want Elena to embrace her own hand? Man, that's creepy.
    If you disregard what I say because of who I am or because of the contents of what I said, you are a fool.

    Everyone wants to be different, but when you're different you wish you were normal.
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    no the dirtiness >.>
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Legerity - Sanctuary
    Legerity - Sanctuary Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    I wash my hands of this affair. b:cute
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Legerity - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I wash my hands of this affair. b:cute

    that won't do Legy, your whole body is immersed in said affair already! b:chuckle
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Shao_on_Fire - Heavens Tear
    Shao_on_Fire - Heavens Tear Posts: 118 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Is anyonce besides me still waiting for Quil to write more of that hilarious story??? b:chuckle
  • Accelerated - Sanctuary
    Accelerated - Sanctuary Posts: 1,048 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Shao_on_Fire - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Is anyonce besides me still waiting for Quil to write more of that hilarious story??? b:chuckle

    I'm with you, bro.
    Quilue should become a PW-Fan-Fic writer. b:laugh
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  • Richterabend - Dreamweaver
    Richterabend - Dreamweaver Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    This thread is wrong in so many ways.

    And yet, in all those wrong ways, it also wins.
    Pain will only last an instant.
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  • Falcondance - Heavens Tear
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear Posts: 699 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Richterabend - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    This thread is wrong in so many ways.

    And yet, in all those wrong ways, it also wins.

    QFT tenchars
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    "I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
    Sig pic by Nowitsawn
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    its wrong? i just thought all archers behaved this randomly on a regular basis.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Falcondance - Heavens Tear
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear Posts: 699 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    its wrong? i just thought all archers behaved this randomly on a regular basis.

    I guess they do now. b:thanks
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    "I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
    Sig pic by Nowitsawn
  • Shao_on_Fire - Heavens Tear
    Shao_on_Fire - Heavens Tear Posts: 118 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    its wrong? i just thought all archers behaved this randomly on a regular basis.
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I guess they do now. b:thanks

    I, for one, would not diasagree with either of these statements.
  • Archers_Soul - Lost City
    Archers_Soul - Lost City Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    how did this make so many pages?
    I don't care how old or young you are, how small your **** is, how much of a nerd irl you are or how depressed you are that you never will get laid. There is no reason to act like an A-hole to everyone on an mmorpg. Its a shame that I have to take time out of my day to tell people "stop being an A-hole". So I end with this, if your acting like an A-hole, and some one tells you your being an A-hole chances are your being an A-hole.
  • Olba - Sanctuary
    Olba - Sanctuary Posts: 1,776 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Archers_Soul - Lost City wrote: »
    how did this make so many pages?

    It's all the yuri, I bet.
    If you disregard what I say because of who I am or because of the contents of what I said, you are a fool.

    Everyone wants to be different, but when you're different you wish you were normal.
  • Falcondance - Heavens Tear
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear Posts: 699 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    http://s720.photobucket.com/albums/ww208/Sai_Twister/?action=view&current=TheArcherGuideTruth.jpg

    Sorry, but Olba's right.
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    "I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
    Sig pic by Nowitsawn
  • Trista_Zel - Dreamweaver
    Trista_Zel - Dreamweaver Posts: 273 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    its wrong? i just thought all archers behaved this randomly on a regular basis.
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I guess they do now. b:thanks

    I think it's a high level thing. Because I, at level 18, haven't delved into this realm yet.
    Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.
  • Ikurei - Dreamweaver
    Ikurei - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,006 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear wrote: »
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    Sorry, but Olba's right.

    It didn't work. ಠ_ಠ
    You might want to get rid of the address bar before anyone else figures out what you did.
    If you people keep that **** up then elves will be extinct soon. >_>
    Meh, saw a couple other people doing this so...
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  • Falcondance - Heavens Tear
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear Posts: 699 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Try it now. :o
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "I always thought I'd be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never care enough to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable, and making someone fall in love with you is easy, and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can't just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone's idea of love, but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do."
    Sig pic by Nowitsawn
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    you're all terrible perverts of the worst kind. that said, someone needs to take that scene and draw a picture based on it b:dirty not a stick figure picture either. anyways, don't expect me to do this too often, but this is just too amusing

    “Come on Qui, aim for the apple and fire when you’re ready, just as I taught you”, she says. Oh but how can she say something like that so easily! All I could think about was her warm body pressed against me. But I must focus! I bit my bottom lip hard and held my breath. My surroundings blur in my eyes, but the apple I see in clear detail. It was as if my eyes are forming a tunnel leading to my target, and nothing else in my field of vision mattered. I release the arrow. For the moment, I can only feel my heart pounding as my vision follows the arrow speeding towards the target. The arrow moves closer and closer…until the apple abruptly disappears from my vision! I jolt in surprise and release my breath. My vision returns to normal. It was only then did I notice another winged elf sitting on a nearby tree, she is grinning cheekily at us while tossing a pebble up and down in her hand. “HAHAHA EVADED!” she exclaims, as she opens her wings and flies towards us. “HEY!!” I point at her while looking up at Asterelle. The one who had thrown the pebble is a purple-haired archer known as Legerity. I don’t know much about her, except that she is often out fighting wraiths. For her to be teasing me is an even bigger surprise. “Aww it’s ok Qui, I don’t think you would’ve hit the apple anyway haha,” said my teacher with a similar grin. I feel my face heat up, and suddenly didn’t feel very guilty eating Asterelle’s chickens after all. What a terrible betrayal! My teacher has sided with this imp? Asterelle shifts her weight behind me, “Hello there, how’ve you been?” “Mmm, I’m on leave for a few weeks, I’ve missed you,” Legerity lands silently in front of us and smiled. “Is this your new student?” She asks while tapping my nose with her forefinger. “Hmmph!” I turn my head away and scowl. “Yeah…Qui’s um…new...” my teacher says quietly. What? Something was wrong. Asterelle has never sounded so dumb before. I look back at her. To my horror, her mouth is slightly open and her eyes look glazed over. I feel her hands slip off of my arms and creep forward. “Wah-?” I turn my gaze back toward Legerity as she moves closer and closer. She reaches her arms out to me, no, to…Asterelle. Words choke at my throat and refuse to come out. All I see is Legerity leaning closer and closer until she fills my vision...all i hear, is those two beginning to breath very hard...I want to cry out, but Legerity smothers me and presses against my face until I am trapped between her and Asterelle...
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    i can get my wife to make a drawing of it :P.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    b:chuckle hahaha nice! the archer community awaits with great anticipation
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • WaffleChan - Sanctuary
    WaffleChan - Sanctuary Posts: 2,897 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    dsjgehlerg shes demanding compensation for it D:. anyone mind helping out lol? apparently my archer doing a sexy dance isnt good enough.

    EDITL nevermind, shell try after her finals this weekend lol
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    advice to fledgling archers:
    Going sage is like drunken sex, at first she may look good, but when you wake up the next morning; you'll look at her and go WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    how about 3 archers doing sexy dances? Ast get out of 3-3, Legy get out of 2-3 nao!!!

    edit: ooh in that case, Ast, Legy, you may stay in your respective TTs. You are forgiven.
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty

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