Evolution

Krasava - Heavens Tear wrote: »

@ author of this thread:

Concerning quoting: yes, i have abridged your quotes for the sake of shortening my walls-o'-text to some extent.
In the unlikely event that someone is actually following the jolly banter that you and i are having, they can always go back to the post i'm referring to.

Again, read my lips: i'm not "TRYING" to be anyone here. Comprende?
I'm a forum troll. Most would agree I do ok as a troll. b:chuckle


Concerning my vehicle: Below is the quote of when I originally mentioned the vehicle I drive:

“I drive a Lexus! O_o
Therefore, GTFO!”

Now, tell me how in the blue **** hell does that contend for a “grand title of status”?
Where do I pretend to bask in so-called “luxury”?
At best, it was a satirical implication in my effort to ridicule your ****.

In fact, YOU’RE the one who made the association of Lexus with prestige and luxury, then started arguing vehemently that no such association exists.
You’re disproving your own claim.

Again, if you had the brains to understand the context in which I said it, you would know that it was done to mock and ridicule you.
Namely, I mentioned some random fact from RL and proceeded to make a stupid-**** conclusion.
In other words, I pulled a Rytania (you that is).

But being a special kid that you are, you failed to grasp that.
Instead, you started going off about the status, prestige, and other bullsh!t that I never claimed to have had.

Again, I belabor this to drive the point home for you: the goal was NOT to show off (which you like to do), but to mock you.
If I drove a **** Yugo car, I’d have said that. Because the aim was to quote a random fact of life.

So now, does your brain begin to understand that mentioning model, year, and other bullsh!t is completely superfluous in this case?

Or are you going to post another 1000 word essay rambling about vehicular prestige categorizations in the great US and A? b:laugh

You don’t think that if I wanted to show off, I could have easily said Maserati or Lamborghini?
Or some other exotic car brand since you’d have no way of verifying that anyways?
Well, if I was a naive and stupid 16 year-old like yourself, I might have done just that.

In your last paragraph, where you begin to gush in a paroxysm of angry insults and wrong assumptions about me, I have a premonition that you’re actually describing yourself to us.

And it’s a very well put description of your life's situation, kiddo.
Even a trolling word-smith like me couldn’t do such a good job of it.
I’m sorry life has treated you so harshly.

I’m beginning to feel remorse for having had fun at your expense. b:sad

There's still time to do something with your life! It's never too late!

YES! YOU CAN!!! b:bye

1) Not only did you abridge my quotes, you have fragmented them as well. Again, this does not allow the FEW people who read this have accurate information on EXACTLY what is being said. A good example of this is when you quoted me to saying "Michel Jordan?". That's all you quoted me on. In the event you quoted that in it's entirety, people would understand that reply was meant to be sarcastic, not serious. People aren't going to scroll through this post religiously and anticipate our next move. Hell, I just took a quick glace to see if this post was still blabbering on.

2) When you don't quote something FULLY, it loses it's accuracy and true meaning. Although you've never made a direct claim to be a so-called "privileged" person, you certainly did imply it! I will now tell you how in the "blue **** hell" (again, your words) you have accomplished that. I never said (nor implied) that you "basked in luxury" (as you put), as just simply owning a Lexus won't allow for that in contemporary society...you know this. This time, I will quote your statements FULLY and TRUTHFULLY:

2A) Here, watch me destroy and tear down ALL your comments in two sentences:
I drive a Lexus! O_o
Therefore, GTFO!

2B) And chicks seem to wanna climb into my Lexus under any pretext.
I understand your jealousy. ^-^

There is little easier than allowing the words of another to prove them wrong by using their own statements. Enough said. Even so, how was that statement, as you put, intended to mock me? You know, as well as I, that what you said was designed for you to climb on top of some "financial pedestal". You are obviously looking to get the high grounds of *something*, even if it wasn't even related to this conversation to begin with. This is a logical fallacy, may I add. Actually, you are guilty of a few of those fallacies. Quickly pointing out with little analysis, I found 4 of them: Straw Man, Personal Attack, Hasty Generalization, and Red Herring. Kids...can you find them too? :O

Look it up, I believe there are only like 40-43 basic logical fallacies (or so). I'm certain that research will be easier than the car research I asked of you. By the way, I'm still waiting on a response to that. I am expecting you to make something up that's at least *somewhat* convincing, as enough time has passed for a self-entitled "forum troll" to accomplish.

3) Again, you are making assumptions of me, without knowing what the **** you are talking about. You have no idea about my life or where I come from. You have no idea about my level of education/experience. You have no idea about the people in my life. You have no idea what I do for a living. You have no idea in regards to my socioeconomic status. So please stop making irrational and untruthful inferences. If wrong was measured in bricks, your dumb **** would make the Great Wall of China look like a garden fence. Again, is this is an attempt to raise yourself up and elevate your character without proof. Relax bro!! LOL...This is only a video game forum. Are you seriously looking to falsely impress a bunch of pasty-faced little teenagers who still live with their parents, play PW from a sunlight-deprived basement, and who can only dream about getting a woman into bed with them???? What the mother **** are you trying to prove?? LOL

Look, I really didn't want it to come to this, but to end this bickering, I'll call your **** out right now and embarrass you. I will do so if it ends this round-robin game of internet tag (post and reply...post and reply...post and reply...). Let's do some real life comparing and leave all this BS talk on the forums behind. Here's my challenge to you: PM me in-game with your REAL e-mail address from your ISP (G-Mail, MSN Hotmail, Yahoo Mail, etc. will not be accepted). I will e-mail you back with verification, followed by a request to add each other as friends on our respective Facebook pages. From there, we can make comments and ask other people questions. You need to have documented (real life people) family and friends. I do, and I expect nothing short of the same courtesy. The best way of proving something on the internet (to-date anyways) is someone's Facebook page. It allows REAL LIFE friends and family to ascertain and comment on the level of truth in claims and in pictures. There, you can see what I drive, where I live, how I live, my fiancee, what I own, my education, where I work, etc etc etc. MySpace and other **** sites don't really allow for this standard of proof, which is yet another reason why I don't have accounts there. After I serve you some well deserved humility, you are to come back to this forum and APOLOGIZE to me (WITH THE GREATEST LEVEL OF SINCERITY) for the undeserved, mean things you said to me and about me. I really want to mark the end of this post (or at least our back-and-forth psycho-babble), and will go to that extent to do so.


What are you waiting for? Talk is cheap; Action is expensive. I'll take the Pepsi challenge with you. Now it's time for you to either step-up or shut-up.