Evolution

Krasava - Heavens Tear

ryhan wrote: »

1) I didn't impress you?...

2) Clever? Thank you!

3) Michael Jordan??

4) *Writes on notepad* I am not intelligent. This means that I am stupid. *Shrugs* Hmm...makes sense.

5) When you say something like "Me not very familiar with American culture" (speaking like a caveman), how can you expect people to take you seriously?

6) Please don't use the "C" word...it's rude to female audiences and totally not classy. I don't know how things work in jolly old England (jolly I assume?)…

7) What is this bragging thing? What is this "being full of myself" garbage? I am NEVER full of myself. Sometimes my girlfriend is full of myself (walka-walka)...does that count? XD

8) *Sigh*...I didn't "destroy" your comments. I just provided a better argument, better "parries" to your "thrusts", with better examples, with a better style, using better humor. But that's just my opinion...so don't take it to heart.

9) Let me see if I read that right: You're basically saying that no matter what I have to say, I will lose my argument or place in conversation on the grounds that you drive a Lexus?

10) You have used personal attacks and issued judgment calls to evaluate my character and sum up my life.

11) I don't like your apples. In fact, I don't like apples at all.

12) "Me wants to have more fun with this dimwit!" Yeah okay bro...nice choice of words...do I really need to comment further?

13) ANOTHER TEXT WALL WILL RULE YOUR WORLD!!

14) I like the number 14...I don't know why...I just do.

15) I know now that my initial assumptions have been affirmed...I'm arguing with a kid between the ages of 15-17. Please leave my post and I alone. :O

OK, I’ll try to be more concise this time.

1) Nope, you didn’t. Sorry. Try harder.

2) You are welcome, you special kid you! Whatever makes your day, slowy.

3) Michael Jordan is a former basketball player. A very good one at that.

4) See? Logic and common sense are beautiful, aren’t they?

5) That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo. I don’t expect anything.
I troll these forums so’s I can have fun at the expense of special kids like you.

6) I’m not from England. Fail! And I do believe they use the word twa.t over there.
But I agree, it’s not classy. But then again, I’m not trying to be classy. So it’s ok.

7) Yeah, sure. You and your girlfriend Handula!

8) Now recanting your own statement? You’re truly a mental giant!

Also, learn this: comment is not an argument, dimwit. Therefore you can’t provide a “better one”, or a worse one for that matter.
If I say it’s cold outside, it’s a comment reflecting my perception of the weather.
It’s not right or wrong. Some may think it’s warm.
So take your “parries”, and shove them up your ****.

9) Exactly! I provided Rytanesque kind of statement. The one that makes no sense.
Yes, YOUR kind of statement. You didn’t seem to take that one too well, did ya? b:chuckle

And I do live in USA, so you can shove your condescending educational harangues.
If I don’t know who **** Farley is, it don’t mean I live in Papua New Guinea.

And chicks seem to wanna climb into my Lexus under any pretext. b:quiet
I understand your jealousy. ^-^

10) Your life is too pathetic for me to even bother summing it up.
I’m just making fun of you.
And the more personal **** you volunteer, the more material I have to work with to keep ridiculing you.

11) That’s too bad. An apple a day will keep the doctors away.

12) No, you don’t need to comment further. You could have stopped at #1, or could have refrained from posting sheer stupidity in the first place.
Special lil’ kids like you are the best explanation of why Evo has failed as a faction.

13) Don’t judge others through the prism of your own pathetic existence.

14) There was no #14. You’re seeing things.
But now you made a #14, so here we are.

15) Again, you’re way off on my age.
I suggest you stop making assumptions, as you don’t seem to be very good at those.

Lastly, I’m afraid I can’t leave this thread alone. This is WAY too good!

P.S. Please reply!

P.P.S. Ah, what the heck, how about another Rytanesque comment before I go:

I never lived in New York, therefore Evo is a fail faction! b:pleased

ryhan

If you're going to quote statements, please do so in their entirety (not fragments). This will allow the FEW people who actually care to read this have some sort of a frame of reference as to what exactly is going on. Yet again, you insult the intellect, among other things, of other people you don't know. Definitely not the mark of a person you are TRYING to be.

Okay...I think it's borderline hilarious that you think that owning a Lexus is some grand title of status. Again, citizens of the United States really don't think so, that's why I question exactly how long you've been here (seriously, no offense intended). You really need to get over yourself on this issue pal. The cheapest Lexus model bought NEW will only run you about 36,000-39,000 US dollars). Not impressive by the longest shot, with the biggest gun.

Furthermore, you have made no indication on model type, trim, options, model year, mileage, wear and tear, etc. etc. You didn't tell us whether or not you have purchased it new or used. Maybe you didn't even purchase it, maybe you leased it? Maybe you didn't pay in outright cash for it. This means that if you financed it, your bank or other financial institution owns your car, not you. You are just another person with another debt, or you own a 1998 Lexus LS400 with about 185,000+ miles on it...again...far from impressive.

Here's a tip: People who own Luxury vehicles like to give a brief, but detailed description of it. It is near impossible for one of them to just say something along the lines of: "I own a Lexus", as this statement doesn't say much at all. They would at least give the model year or type. As the TYPE of vehicle, with it's appropriate TRIM package (LX, LS, M, Z, SE, SES, SRT, GX, Limited, Custom, etc. etc.), can mean the difference of THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of dollars. Realistically, if they were asked what kind of car they drive, they would AT LEAST say: "I drive an 09' Lexus LS 460".

Do some research first, and post back to this forum and try to impress us with your bull. Go to Lexus' home page and look up reputable, licensed dealers in your area. Use Google images. Pick up an issue of Auto Trend. I don't give a flying f*** what you use for the basis of your research, because your empty words on a fantasy video game forum mean nothing to us.

Why do you look to achieve meaning through your real life by posting **** on some video game forum? Does this make you feel better about yourself, even if your words are not consistent with reality? Why do you insist on making fun of people and demeaning their existence just because you can't get laid? Why do you have a pseudo-pretentious attitude...is it because you have nothing to actually be egotistical about? You are a sad, pathetic, little person. My advice to you: Either change your life, your way of it, and your attitude...or load that shotgun and consider suicide.

Ride those dirt trails hard, forum cowboy...you have some work to do.

Krasava - Heavens Tear

@ author of this thread:

Concerning quoting: yes, i have abridged your quotes for the sake of shortening my walls-o'-text to some extent.
In the unlikely event that someone is actually following the jolly banter that you and i are having, they can always go back to the post i'm referring to.

Again, read my lips: i'm not "TRYING" to be anyone here. Comprende?
I'm a forum troll. Most would agree I do ok as a troll. b:chuckle


Concerning my vehicle: Below is the quote of when I originally mentioned the vehicle I drive:

“I drive a Lexus! O_o
Therefore, GTFO!”

Now, tell me how in the blue **** hell does that contend for a “grand title of status”?
Where do I pretend to bask in so-called “luxury”?
At best, it was a satirical implication in my effort to ridicule your ****.

In fact, YOU’RE the one who made the association of Lexus with prestige and luxury, then started arguing vehemently that no such association exists.
You’re disproving your own claim.

Again, if you had the brains to understand the context in which I said it, you would know that it was done to mock and ridicule you.
Namely, I mentioned some random fact from RL and proceeded to make a stupid-**** conclusion.
In other words, I pulled a Rytania (you that is).

But being a special kid that you are, you failed to grasp that.
Instead, you started going off about the status, prestige, and other bullsh!t that I never claimed to have had.

Again, I belabor this to drive the point home for you: the goal was NOT to show off (which you like to do), but to mock you.
If I drove a **** Yugo car, I’d have said that. Because the aim was to quote a random fact of life.

So now, does your brain begin to understand that mentioning model, year, and other bullsh!t is completely superfluous in this case?

Or are you going to post another 1000 word essay rambling about vehicular prestige categorizations in the great US and A? b:laugh

You don’t think that if I wanted to show off, I could have easily said Maserati or Lamborghini?
Or some other exotic car brand since you’d have no way of verifying that anyways?
Well, if I was a naive and stupid 16 year-old like yourself, I might have done just that.

In your last paragraph, where you begin to gush in a paroxysm of angry insults and wrong assumptions about me, I have a premonition that you’re actually describing yourself to us.

And it’s a very well put description of your life's situation, kiddo.
Even a trolling word-smith like me couldn’t do such a good job of it.
I’m sorry life has treated you so harshly.

I’m beginning to feel remorse for having had fun at your expense. b:sad

There's still time to do something with your life! It's never too late!

YES! YOU CAN!!! b:bye

Darksmiley - Heavens Tear

_River - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I wasn't allowed to help pretty much anything unless certain people gave me a chance since I was lower than others.

b:sad u can still help me

:P j/k girl.. you one of the coolest i know.. and that's why u live on my friends list b:victory

_River - Heavens Tear

Darksmiley - Heavens Tear wrote: »

b:sad u can still help me

:P j/k girl.. you one of the coolest i know.. and that's why u live on my friends list b:victory

aww! thanks dark you're awesome!

and as for others... where's StickyGreen when there's sooo many walls of text x.x

Too...many....big....words....too...many...spelling...errors... *dies*

Stickygreen - Heavens Tear

_River - Heavens Tear wrote: »

aww! thanks dark you're awesome!

and as for others... where's StickyGreen when there's sooo many walls of text x.x

Too...many....big....words....too...many...spelling...errors... *dies*

go read the other threads ive responded to >: i was basically at a wedding drunk.. and now stranded with a friend

_River - Heavens Tear

Oo sounds crazy... sorry sticky.

Stickygreen - Heavens Tear

its kinda funny thing about pain when ur drunk... when i fcked my ankle up, i laughed and drank another 1/4 of a handle... then i wake up in my friends house and the first thing my senses sense.... is... omg my ankle is going to fall off. b:chuckle it hurts so bad i want to go into the fetal position and cry like a little girl

_River - Heavens Tear

x.x ouchies. pain = bad lol. but did you learn a valuable lesson from that day? xD

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear

_River - Heavens Tear wrote: »

x.x ouchies. pain = bad lol. but did you learn a valuable lesson from that day? xD

Drink more so he doesn't feel the pain? ~.^

Stickygreen - Heavens Tear

_River - Heavens Tear wrote: »

x.x ouchies. pain = bad lol. but did you learn a valuable lesson from that day? xD

yes, never chase small dogs in a poorly lit room while drunk

_River - Heavens Tear

Konari: ROFL

Sticky: OMG LMAO. those poor dogs xD

ryhan

Krasava - Heavens Tear wrote: »

@ author of this thread:

Concerning quoting: yes, i have abridged your quotes for the sake of shortening my walls-o'-text to some extent.
In the unlikely event that someone is actually following the jolly banter that you and i are having, they can always go back to the post i'm referring to.

Again, read my lips: i'm not "TRYING" to be anyone here. Comprende?
I'm a forum troll. Most would agree I do ok as a troll. b:chuckle


Concerning my vehicle: Below is the quote of when I originally mentioned the vehicle I drive:

“I drive a Lexus! O_o
Therefore, GTFO!”

Now, tell me how in the blue **** hell does that contend for a “grand title of status”?
Where do I pretend to bask in so-called “luxury”?
At best, it was a satirical implication in my effort to ridicule your ****.

In fact, YOU’RE the one who made the association of Lexus with prestige and luxury, then started arguing vehemently that no such association exists.
You’re disproving your own claim.

Again, if you had the brains to understand the context in which I said it, you would know that it was done to mock and ridicule you.
Namely, I mentioned some random fact from RL and proceeded to make a stupid-**** conclusion.
In other words, I pulled a Rytania (you that is).

But being a special kid that you are, you failed to grasp that.
Instead, you started going off about the status, prestige, and other bullsh!t that I never claimed to have had.

Again, I belabor this to drive the point home for you: the goal was NOT to show off (which you like to do), but to mock you.
If I drove a **** Yugo car, I’d have said that. Because the aim was to quote a random fact of life.

So now, does your brain begin to understand that mentioning model, year, and other bullsh!t is completely superfluous in this case?

Or are you going to post another 1000 word essay rambling about vehicular prestige categorizations in the great US and A? b:laugh

You don’t think that if I wanted to show off, I could have easily said Maserati or Lamborghini?
Or some other exotic car brand since you’d have no way of verifying that anyways?
Well, if I was a naive and stupid 16 year-old like yourself, I might have done just that.

In your last paragraph, where you begin to gush in a paroxysm of angry insults and wrong assumptions about me, I have a premonition that you’re actually describing yourself to us.

And it’s a very well put description of your life's situation, kiddo.
Even a trolling word-smith like me couldn’t do such a good job of it.
I’m sorry life has treated you so harshly.

I’m beginning to feel remorse for having had fun at your expense. b:sad

There's still time to do something with your life! It's never too late!

YES! YOU CAN!!! b:bye

1) Not only did you abridge my quotes, you have fragmented them as well. Again, this does not allow the FEW people who read this have accurate information on EXACTLY what is being said. A good example of this is when you quoted me to saying "Michel Jordan?". That's all you quoted me on. In the event you quoted that in it's entirety, people would understand that reply was meant to be sarcastic, not serious. People aren't going to scroll through this post religiously and anticipate our next move. Hell, I just took a quick glace to see if this post was still blabbering on.

2) When you don't quote something FULLY, it loses it's accuracy and true meaning. Although you've never made a direct claim to be a so-called "privileged" person, you certainly did imply it! I will now tell you how in the "blue **** hell" (again, your words) you have accomplished that. I never said (nor implied) that you "basked in luxury" (as you put), as just simply owning a Lexus won't allow for that in contemporary society...you know this. This time, I will quote your statements FULLY and TRUTHFULLY:

2A) Here, watch me destroy and tear down ALL your comments in two sentences:
I drive a Lexus! O_o
Therefore, GTFO!

2B) And chicks seem to wanna climb into my Lexus under any pretext.
I understand your jealousy. ^-^

There is little easier than allowing the words of another to prove them wrong by using their own statements. Enough said. Even so, how was that statement, as you put, intended to mock me? You know, as well as I, that what you said was designed for you to climb on top of some "financial pedestal". You are obviously looking to get the high grounds of *something*, even if it wasn't even related to this conversation to begin with. This is a logical fallacy, may I add. Actually, you are guilty of a few of those fallacies. Quickly pointing out with little analysis, I found 4 of them: Straw Man, Personal Attack, Hasty Generalization, and Red Herring. Kids...can you find them too? :O

Look it up, I believe there are only like 40-43 basic logical fallacies (or so). I'm certain that research will be easier than the car research I asked of you. By the way, I'm still waiting on a response to that. I am expecting you to make something up that's at least *somewhat* convincing, as enough time has passed for a self-entitled "forum troll" to accomplish.

3) Again, you are making assumptions of me, without knowing what the **** you are talking about. You have no idea about my life or where I come from. You have no idea about my level of education/experience. You have no idea about the people in my life. You have no idea what I do for a living. You have no idea in regards to my socioeconomic status. So please stop making irrational and untruthful inferences. If wrong was measured in bricks, your dumb **** would make the Great Wall of China look like a garden fence. Again, is this is an attempt to raise yourself up and elevate your character without proof. Relax bro!! LOL...This is only a video game forum. Are you seriously looking to falsely impress a bunch of pasty-faced little teenagers who still live with their parents, play PW from a sunlight-deprived basement, and who can only dream about getting a woman into bed with them???? What the mother **** are you trying to prove?? LOL

Look, I really didn't want it to come to this, but to end this bickering, I'll call your **** out right now and embarrass you. I will do so if it ends this round-robin game of internet tag (post and reply...post and reply...post and reply...). Let's do some real life comparing and leave all this BS talk on the forums behind. Here's my challenge to you: PM me in-game with your REAL e-mail address from your ISP (G-Mail, MSN Hotmail, Yahoo Mail, etc. will not be accepted). I will e-mail you back with verification, followed by a request to add each other as friends on our respective Facebook pages. From there, we can make comments and ask other people questions. You need to have documented (real life people) family and friends. I do, and I expect nothing short of the same courtesy. The best way of proving something on the internet (to-date anyways) is someone's Facebook page. It allows REAL LIFE friends and family to ascertain and comment on the level of truth in claims and in pictures. There, you can see what I drive, where I live, how I live, my fiancee, what I own, my education, where I work, etc etc etc. MySpace and other **** sites don't really allow for this standard of proof, which is yet another reason why I don't have accounts there. After I serve you some well deserved humility, you are to come back to this forum and APOLOGIZE to me (WITH THE GREATEST LEVEL OF SINCERITY) for the undeserved, mean things you said to me and about me. I really want to mark the end of this post (or at least our back-and-forth psycho-babble), and will go to that extent to do so.


What are you waiting for? Talk is cheap; Action is expensive. I'll take the Pepsi challenge with you. Now it's time for you to either step-up or shut-up.

Cat - Heavens Tear

ryhan wrote: »

Look, I really didn't want it to come to this, but to end this bickering, I'll call your **** out right now and embarrass you. I will do so if it ends this round-robin game of internet tag (post and reply...post and reply...post and reply...). Let's do some real life comparing and leave all this BS talk on the forums behind. Here's my challenge to you: PM me in-game with your REAL e-mail address from your ISP (G-Mail, MSN Hotmail, Yahoo Mail, etc. will not be accepted). I will e-mail you back with verification, followed by a request to add each other as friends on our respective Facebook pages. From there, we can make comments and ask other people questions. You need to have documented (real life people) family and friends. I do, and I expect nothing short of the same courtesy. The best way of proving something on the internet (to-date anyways) is someone's Facebook page. It allows REAL LIFE friends and family to ascertain and comment on the level of truth in claims and in pictures. There, you can see what I drive, where I live, how I live, my fiancee, what I own, my education, where I work, etc etc etc. MySpace and other **** sites don't really allow for this standard of proof, which is yet another reason why I don't have accounts there. After I serve you some well deserved humility, you are to come back to this forum and APOLOGIZE to me (WITH THE GREATEST LEVEL OF SINCERITY) for the undeserved, mean things you said to me and about me. I really want to mark the end of this post (or at least our back-and-forth psycho-babble), and will go to that extent to do so.
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You really need some mental help, and so does anyone who actually gives that information to you.

Konariraiden - Heavens Tear

Cat - Heavens Tear wrote: »

You really need some mental help, and so does anyone who actually gives that information to you.

+1

...who knows if Ryhan is actually Pedobear in disguise...I don't wanna give him/her/it/AN HERO my info, mommy...!

_River - Heavens Tear

o.o dun dun duuun.

Sticky! >.< b:infuriated

Signako - Heavens Tear

Wow, you guys have to much time on your hands. The wall of text's that you two are creating makes me laugh so hard, because in the end its time wasted, but hey have fun.

MentalEdge - Heavens Tear

Does everyone online in America have to have a facebook?This some rite of passage or some****?

_River - Heavens Tear

what's a facebook b:question

MentalEdge - Heavens Tear

*waits for a serious answer to your question*

Cat - Heavens Tear

MentalEdge - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Does everyone online in America have to have a facebook?This some rite of passage or some****?

I dont have facebook I think its lame. If I want to see my friends and family I just go over to their houses or call them lol. Old fashioned FTW!

MentalEdge - Heavens Tear

Cat - Heavens Tear wrote: »

I dont have facebook I think its lame. If I want to see my friends and family I just go over to their houses or call them lol. Old fashioned FTW!

Omg!Loner nerd!Looozer no facebook!

b:surrender

Cat - Heavens Tear

MentalEdge - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Omg!Loner nerd!Looozer no facebook!

b:surrender

Inorite! b:chuckle

ryhan

Cat:
I would be sharing my information as well. Why would someone be crazy to look at a Facebook page? In this case, I don't mind, as I have nothing to hide about my life and my statements (of which I can back up). A Facebook page will provide the proof that my dear friend Krasava is looking for. Maybe he is doing a total makeover on his page as I am writing this, as he failed to reply. He has openly said about how this post has sparked his interest and how avid he replies to them. I am somewhat disappointed in him. Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with everyone all at once. I can keep up with people from high school, college, fraternity brothers, sorority sisters, friends, co-workers, family, etc etc. I don't wanna hear: "I don't have a Facebook page". In 100% seriousness, my fiancee's grandparents have one. Imagine all the time it would take for me to call them or visit their house individually. I mean no offense, but if there are not many people in your life, I suppose calling them and/or visiting their house on an individual basis would prove easier. Again, this is another reason why Facebook offers a great standard of proof. I can back what I say up, but can the person I asked do the same?

Konariraiden:
Such a horrible accusation to make or even think about. He is not a kid...so please don't reply to this post in such a disrespectful manner if you haven't been keeping up with this childish harangue. I am almost disgusted in you, but since you obviously meant that as a joke, I can take it as such (lol). When I made an estimate on Krasava''s age (15-17), he said I was way off, indicating the he was much older. If he was younger, I would have just let this post died with his childish words and not let him waste my time.

Krasava:
Still waiting on you over here for one of your smart **** posts explaining why you won't friend request me. As I said, I can bring 100% truth to the table and provide ACTUAL evidence to back my words up...can you extend the same courtesy?

Stickygreen - Heavens Tear

if a mod doesnt close this thread, there will be blood.

and i wil bring it


and i will destoy ...... something

SgtSIaughter - Heavens Tear

stickygreen - Heavens Tear wrote: »

if A Mod Doesnt Close This Thread, There Will Be Blood.

And I Wil Bring It


And I Will Destoy ...... Something

I Drink Your Milkshake!

Cat - Heavens Tear

You can try to defend it all you want Ryan but challenging someone to toss up their personal information to a complete stranger on the internet is completely demented.

And I repeat anyone who actually takes you up on your "challenge" is crazy too.

I guess if you live on a game or online it may be easier for you to keep up with people if you dont have to leave your computer to do it. I however prefer the real stuff instead of the internet.

Stickygreen - Heavens Tear

Cat - Heavens Tear wrote: »

You can try to defend it all you want Ryan but challenging someone to toss up their personal information to a complete stranger on the internet is completely demented.

And I repeat anyone who actually takes you up on your "challenge" is crazy too.

i was going to ac... b:shutup

Cat - Heavens Tear

Stickygreen - Heavens Tear wrote: »

i was going to ac... b:shutup

Dont make me divorce you! It hasnt even been a week yet!

Stickygreen - Heavens Tear

Cat - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Dont make me divorce you! It hasnt even been a week yet!

b:cute . you cant divorce me < im too darn cute