Corrupt the Wish

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  • Wolfsters - Heavens Tear
    Wolfsters - Heavens Tear Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    well you didn't pull that hang nail but you pulled a hangnail on all your other fingers and one on that finger later and now all of your fingers hurt.

    wish that i would of made a wish the last time i corrupted somebody elses wish
    b:victoryb:laughb:laughb:victory

    join the new cursed race

    you'll love it

    i would put a url in but it wont let me
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. But your wish is very offensive, and causes everyone to hate you.

    I wish for a book that contains all knowledge, that only I can read.
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    Be nice to people
  • Luckyrose - Harshlands
    Luckyrose - Harshlands Posts: 236 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    It contains all knowlegde...including the knowlegde of what your mom's favorite ******** is. See?> you dont want to know EVERYTHING :D

    I wish i had the body of Kim Kardy D-':
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    Thank You Forsaken :)
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    You have Kim's body. Congratz. You are now no.1 suspect on the 'who killed Kimmie' list. You go directly to jail. You do not pass go.

    I wish I was a shark dwelling at the bottom of the ocean.

    Edit: Lu.cky.. you can be on forums now?
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. You're now a shark. Unfortunately, you're a new species of shark, and are quickly captured by marine biologists to study.


    I wish to be able to control the temperature in and around my body.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted! Sadly, you do not know what's the optimal temperature for all the things around you and you.. boil them or freeze them. Then, you feel guilty and you overheat yourself.

    I wish for common sense.
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  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted...but oh no its me, so...ya drown in beer oO

    I wish there was an ocean full of beer o.o
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. But nothing can survive for very long in nothing but beer. All the plant and animal life in the ocean dies. And, when the beer spreads to other bodies of water (via rain and other such processes), all fish in the world soon follows. And with the fish gone, ecological devastation soon begins, and the world is thrown into chaos.


    I wish there was no alcohol anywhere in the world.
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  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted, but i'll visit ya and punch ya in the face for makin' that wish...-.-"

    I wish he didn't say that...
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted. Instead he says: "I wish there was no beer anywhere in the world." You happy now?!?!?

    I wish for a steak (just a bit undercooked), eggs sunny side up and American French.b:chuckleb:pleased
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. But your steak is poorly seasoned, your eggs are runny and cold, and the American French only speaks French.



    I wish for a car that doesn't run off gas.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted! It explodes.

    I wish for oh happy days for all.
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  • Charoula - Heavens Tear
    Charoula - Heavens Tear Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted.too bad its the end of the world tommorow :P

    I wish to pass all my exams :P
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. You pass all you exams with a D+. While technically passing, it still means you get a D average.


    I wish mythril was a real metal, and only I had access to it.
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  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Grated! It's real and only you have access to it. However, you sudeenly have no clue how it can be used (memorey loss) and you just walk away from it.

    I wish I could do everything in extra fast speed. (with the speed I chose, for however long I'd want it, and I could turn it on/off whenever I could)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Wolfsters - Heavens Tear
    Wolfsters - Heavens Tear Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    granted but on your first attempt your entire body except part of your brain went super feast and since you were going so fast it passed though your skull you now only part of you brain.

    i wish that this wish could not be corrupted.

    corrupt it i dare you
    b:victoryb:laughb:laughb:victory

    join the new cursed race

    you'll love it

    i would put a url in but it wont let me
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted. It cannot be corrupted (as in infected with virus), though somebody throws a granade at it and it explodes before being able to come true.

    I wish I didn't have to do it...b:shutup
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted, but since you didn't specify what 'it' is, you no longer have to do anything that can be called 'it', which is essentially everything that can be done. As such, you wallow away your days in complete and utter boredom.


    I wish for wings such as those the Winged Elves in game have (can be used to fly, and are easily hidden when not in use).
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  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    granted.. but just as in game.. in real life, when yer flying.. yer hair dissapears




    i wish for a better taste in my mouth
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted. But suddenly you realize the new taste is something that isn't a taste but instead a substance shot out from a certain thing.





    I wish censoring never existed.
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. There is no more censoring. But with the influx swear words, young children learn to swear at a very young age. Our society soon starts degrading and becomes more and more vulgar. Soon chaos ensues, and anarchy becomes applied to real life.


    I wish to be able to fly a plane.
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    Be nice to people
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    granted. You crash into the middle of the pacific ocean and are never heard from again.




    I wish society would die a painful death.
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    :O.... imma not even grant that....



    I wish m y friend hadnt cut himself last night :(
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Wish granted. Your friend doesn't cut himself. Instead, he shoots himself. b:shockedb:cry


    I wish for the ability to control plant life.
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    Be nice to people
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted.. but u **** them off.. and they eat u


    i wish Taylor wud txt me back so i kno he's okb:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • FinalFatex - Harshlands
    FinalFatex - Harshlands Posts: 2,427 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted! but it was sooo long ago you dont care anymore.

    I wish this thread would not die.
    ~~Blood Red since 30~~
  • Luckyrose - Harshlands
    Luckyrose - Harshlands Posts: 236 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted! But since it can't die it keeps getting bigger and bigger until it takes over the world of PW forums.

    I wish for a talking pony
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thank You Forsaken :)
  • buttercupcruella
    buttercupcruella Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted! You have a talking pony. It talks and talks and talks and you cannot run away from it/switch it off. You lose your hearing and go crazy. Hey, you still got your talking pony! Only now you can't hear him no more.

    I wish for an empty nose of mine.b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Grippieluver - Lost City
    Grippieluver - Lost City Posts: 9,807 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted, but boogers keep dirt out, so ur continuously sneezing.. (i think that was yer wish :/)


    I wish these guys hadn't dumped 3 gallons of water on me -.-
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Thankiez to Dorset for the sig!

    MagicHamsta will remain in our hearts forever

    P.S. I am a female venomancer ^^ I know it's rare, isn't it?
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Granted, instead you get 4 gallons of water dumped on you.
    b:surrender

    Me wish for some poutine?
    b:puzzled
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