funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

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  • BeingHope - Harshlands
    BeingHope - Harshlands Posts: 5,013 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    LOL actually the ending of what happened got depressing.... But anyways....

    Rofl, this fail barb got everyone killed in a BH (I personally died and had to go to town 13 times) so we all set off to PK him.

    We PKed him a few times (however he did not lose anything) and he even ran from a duel. LOL

    So anyways, he said "Wtf, you fails PK me"

    LMAO!!!!!!! b:laugh I mean, does a level 40+ wear level 20+ items? b:chuckle
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    b:chuckle I love huge catshops LOL b:laugh
  • Thedarkrealm - Lost City
    Thedarkrealm - Lost City Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Sepfiroth - Lost City wrote: »
    "accidental AOE"
    My veno's done that before, some times nooblets run into an aoe, get poisoned and die lol b:laugh

    the best I've gotten so far that I remember was someone pked my veno while I was busy killing a mob and said "you attacked me in TW, what did you expect, a meddal?"

    its funny because my veno wasn't in tw lol
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  • Angeldemono - Sanctuary
    Angeldemono - Sanctuary Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    mine wud probly be:

    Them: damnit! who killed me.

    Me: it wusnt me i think it wuz that red-name guy over there b:pleased
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    bumb bumb bumity bumb bumb
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Vivre - Harshlands
    Vivre - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    "Oops accident" when I refused squad from an archer right before he started attacking me (~15 shots into it, when I just outhealed his damage). I thought he was lying.

    Then yesterday at wicked pirates I squad invited a barb and a mob spawned next to me. I thought I started aggroing the mob but my cyclone hit the barb (for 1k, so he knows it wasn't a mob). Me: "Ahhh... accident sorry." Barb: "..." and he rode away on his lobster D:

    So yeah, some of these excuses sound lame but they might actually be true XD
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    What is this 'res' you speak of? b:cute
  • JamesRoss - Lost City
    JamesRoss - Lost City Posts: 96 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I swore your name was Amour
  • ColdSteele - Lost City
    ColdSteele - Lost City Posts: 265 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    lol, a truthful lame excuse

    the other day i was trying to get buffs from a cleric. They hadn't answered my general chat so i sent a whisper and attempted to do the wave action. My wave action is the same number as my mighty swing (barb stun skill) on a different bar. Ended up almost killing her. But then apologized and we traded buffs b:chucklb:victory

    I felt bad though cuz i think the only reason she did was cuz one more hit would've done her in...

    Sorry again if you read this b:surrender
    It's too bad but "free to play, pay to win"-sckye

    These "updates" are seeming more and more like downgrades.

    aryannamage: Not PWE GM's they are all greedy b:angry
  • Meeeowwwwww - Lost City
    Meeeowwwwww - Lost City Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    "OMG Sorry Accident I thought you were someone else, so sorry"

    "Wrong target ;o b:victory"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    If you need me, just Meeeeoowwwwwww!
    b:dirty
  • Favu - Heavens Tear
    Favu - Heavens Tear Posts: 138 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands wrote: »
    had a veno de-equip their weapon walk up and punch me then told me to **** off they are her mats lol (i farmed that route for an hour just to annoy her)

    i love this game <3

    lmao. this is why I wish I'd started in a PvP server. =(
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    heaven's tear ~ 100 cleric / 97 veno / 91 barb ~ soy lider de la faccion venganza
  • RezzErection - Harshlands
    RezzErection - Harshlands Posts: 335 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    i was flying around when i say this bm running from some magic mobs.
    as the helpfukk guy i am i tried to heal him (he had like 10% hp left) but i accidentally used a attack and killed himb:surrender


    dead guy: *censored* UU I HATE N00BS LIKE U
    dead guy: WHY U KILL MEb:cry

    me: i wanted to give you a ressb:sad

    dead guy: I HATE YOU *censored* I WILL NEVER TAKE RESS FROM *censore* *censored* *cemsored* LIKE YOU

    after some time standing there i ressed him...
    ...and he used it.
    and i ****ing killed himb:angry
  • Kuragarifire - Heavens Tear
    Kuragarifire - Heavens Tear Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Best excuse I have heard....I thought you were a low leveled mob :Pb:laugh
    Like sword, or the night sky, I'll be there holding you, watching you cry.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Chosen Few Executor.
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    this 1 is good it was on level 32 afk red cleric
    *finishs killing cleric he drops sunsprites warmth sages pestel and some pure water*
    i whisper him saying lol *npc his stuf*

    gets whisper 10 min later saying :omfg you noob why the **** did you kill me???!!?!?

    i said you is red fair game :)

    :he says he want my faimly to die and i should go to hell i just sit there and lol for 30 min until he stops
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Moog - Lost City
    Moog - Lost City Posts: 633 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    RezzErection - Harshlands wrote: »
    i was flying around when i say this bm running from some magic mobs.
    as the helpfukk guy i am i tried to heal him (he had like 10% hp left) but i accidentally used a attack and killed himb:surrender


    dead guy: *censored* UU I HATE N00BS LIKE U
    dead guy: WHY U KILL MEb:cry

    me: i wanted to give you a ressb:sad

    dead guy: I HATE YOU *censored* I WILL NEVER TAKE RESS FROM *censore* *censored* *cemsored* LIKE YOU

    after some time standing there i ressed him...
    ...and he used it.
    and i ****ing killed himb:angry


    Lol. This is actually pretty funny =o
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Ty b:thanks

    BTW For all the high levels.... In a few minutes I'm gonna log into the game and do some questing.... I'm currently red named and I have no GAs. Oh yeah, I also have 5 molds in my inventory, and two legendary ones equiped but not bound. I hope no high lvls read this.
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Well I use this one....

    Me: hmmmm it seems as though I've killed you
    Them: **** YOU FISHEY YOU **** SUCK I HATE YOU WHY DID YOU KILL ME I WAS JUST QUESTING YOU SUCK ****!
    Me: On the bright side you only dropped your mold
    Them: **** YOU I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! GIVE ME MY MOLD BACK
    Me: I'm gonna keep the mold actually. Thanks ^.^
    Them: **** YOU!!!! I"M REPORTING YOU TO A GM AND UR GONNA GET BANNED
    Me: Go ahead.
    Them: I'M BLACKLISTING YOU DAM IT **** YOU! YOU DAMN LITTLE GIRL ****
    Me: I love you too. Sorry you had to die.
    Them: I HATE YOU! **** YOU!
    Me: You're not very smart are you?
    Them: **** YOU I **** HATE YOU **** SMART **** LITTLE GIRL!
    Me: I thought you blacklisted me?

    And we go on like this for an hour or so, then I use my superior intellegince to reduce them to a crying little baby. Then they log off.

    Isn't it interesting how QQers only manage to use all caps, the "f" word, and "I HATE YOU"?

    Oh yeah and sometimes when I feel like being the QQer, the QQer will PM me and they'll be like "wtf was that for ****?"
    And I say "I **** HATE YOU GO **** YOURSELF GO AWAY I HATE YOU"
    And then they leave me alone because they think I'm crazy. ^.^

    We should play sometime >:D
    DarkSniper - Lost City wrote: »
    Oops did I do that?

    love this one

    my favorite
    "And they say LA gimps your damage"
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • Disappear - Lost City
    Disappear - Lost City Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Moog - Lost City wrote: »
    funniest excuse a person has for running away from you.

    "uz makez me bored"
    Well you bore me too, user Goom, 6x bm.
    Sepfiroth - Lost City wrote: »
    "accidental AOE"

    I honestly...this has happened to me on numerous occasions. It's not funny.

    One time I accidentally Killed a venos pet. she ran in the middle as I selected my target, and her pet died, I got 2 hours.
  • RezzErection - Harshlands
    RezzErection - Harshlands Posts: 335 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    EDIT: wasnt funny -.-
  • Reikara - Heavens Tear
    Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    "Ur so weak u hve 2 kill low lvls!!!"

    Understand this, pvp is free for all. I don't play by your rules.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Schuca - Sanctuary
    Schuca - Sanctuary Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    this is weird how powerful people think they are for killing one person on a 3v1

    me: *dies*
    them: HA!! U FAIL BICH!!!
    me: i killed 2 of you though...what does that make you guys?
    them: NOOOOOOB YOU WIS YOU HAD SKILZ LIK UZ!!!!
    me: ummm uber fail?
    them: HA U IS NOOB!! U SQUISHY!!! U GET KILLED BY LVL 40s!!! YOU A FAIL HIGH LVL!!!

    the funny thing is...i was lvl 44 at the time and they were like lvl 45+
  • Fireblood - Harshlands
    Fireblood - Harshlands Posts: 1,414 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Reikara - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    "Ur so weak u hve 2 kill low lvls!!!"

    Understand this, pvp is free for all. I don't play by your rules.
    That varies from person to person. Personally I find it boring......
    Quit.
  • Mizuoni - Dreamweaver
    Mizuoni - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,533 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Schuca - Sanctuary wrote: »
    this is weird how powerful people think they are for killing one person on a 3v1

    me: *dies*
    them: HA!! U FAIL BICH!!!
    me: i killed 2 of you though...what does that make you guys?
    them: NOOOOOOB YOU WIS YOU HAD SKILZ LIK UZ!!!!
    me: ummm uber fail?
    them: HA U IS NOOB!! U SQUISHY!!! U GET KILLED BY LVL 40s!!! YOU A FAIL HIGH LVL!!!

    the funny thing is...i was lvl 44 at the time and they were like lvl 45+

    this happened to me TOO MANY TIMES!

    Once i was a lvl 69 pure mag wiz vs 2 9x BMs.
    The fight lasted like 3 minutes, ended with me dying.
    They told me i failed and i should uninstall etc etc.

    The second was when i was lvl 82 and it was a 9x BM (one of the ones from above) and a 8x BM. The 9x Bm from the previous incident has +8 GXs now and the other BM had +7(or higher?) cala axes. This fight lasted 5 minutes with me ticking both of their charms multiple times. In the end i had to run to the safe zone because i was running low on charm.

    <3Mountian Seize
    Sins are Scissors. Psychics are Rocks.
    Archers, Venos, Barbs, Wizards, BMs, Mystics, Seekers are Paper.
    ...and Clerics are Mushrooms.
    Paper beats Rock. Scissors beats Paper. Scissors also happens to beat Rock...until Rock gets 50k+ soulforce at which point Rock becomes an unstoppable killing machine that beats Paper... and would beat Scissors but it can't find Scissors, because Scissors are invisible.
    So Scissors beat Paper and avoids Rock, and that is called BALANCE. -cheze
  • Skippy - Dreamweaver
    Skippy - Dreamweaver Posts: 254 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    best exuse to me,

    me: kills the guy while is fighting back

    he: lies dead on the floor for 4 minutes, relogs, fakes an DC

    he says: man u killed me while i DC'd your weak bla bla bla QQ
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    isent it just plain harlarious how red names kill whites red name dies red name drops items red name QQ'sb:laugh
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    magic mmmb:dirty
  • flynnie
    flynnie Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Guildmate: Oops, I crit'd, sorry.
    Another guildmate: You were only suppose to damage test. b:cry It's on, now b:scorn

    or the famous:
    Guildmate: OMFG I WAS KIDDING, WHY'D YOU KILL ME.
    Another guildmate: Sorry, I only put Bramble Hood on coz you attacked me D:

    LOL i love that one! >>veno
  • flynnie
    flynnie Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    DarkSniper - Lost City wrote: »
    Best Pk excuse ever: I was trying to impress RedsRose.


    Hasn't happened yet but I'm waiting.

    Whahahahhahaha Funnyb:laugh
  • flynnie
    flynnie Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Ok so my lvl 32 barb gets killed by 2 wizards playing the gear game (making lowbie turn red and have high lvl kill them after they attack back) anyway of course i die, then i hop on my veno with a nix. i killed the high lvl wiz and said:
    Me: "oh i'm sorry my nix was hungry for jello"
    High Wiz:"Wtf! **** newb veno"
    -Blue named friend ressed him-
    Me: "Mmm I think my nix is still hungry"
    -killed him again-

    then QQ so i killed em like 5 more times after a blue neame kept ressing em.

    The lowbie decoy wizard said kill me so i can go to arch. so i did. he went and bought a teles just to call me a n00b in world chat XD b:laugh


    if you didn't get the reference Jello = Squishy Wizard
  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    flynnie wrote: »
    Ok so my lvl 32 barb gets killed by 2 wizards playing the gear game (making lowbie turn red and have high lvl kill them after they attack back) anyway of course i die, then i hop on my veno with a nix. i killed the high lvl wiz and said:
    Me: "oh i'm sorry my nix was hungry for jello"
    High Wiz:"Wtf! **** newb veno"
    -Blue named friend ressed him-
    Me: "Mmm I think my nix is still hungry"
    -killed him again-

    then QQ so i killed em like 5 more times after a blue neame kept ressing em.

    The lowbie decoy wizard said kill me so i can go to arch. so i did. he went and bought a teles just to call me a n00b in world chat XD b:laugh


    if you didn't get the reference Jello = Squishy Wizard

    you is so evilb:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    magic mmmb:dirty
  • Reikara - Heavens Tear
    Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Fireblood - Harshlands wrote: »
    That varies from person to person. Personally I find it boring......

    I just kill whatever/whoever comes along. I dont seek out low levels, but I was bored and a couple level 3x-4xs showed up at west gate.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    flynnie wrote: »
    LOL i love that one! >>veno

    Didn't happen.
    Doesn't exist.
    Hood doesn't reflect damage in PvP.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Brutally - Lost City
    Brutally - Lost City Posts: 63 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    Kniraven - Lost City wrote: »
    Didn't happen.
    Doesn't exist.
    Hood doesn't reflect damage in PvP.

    Beat me to it. b:surrender
  • CamilleB - Harshlands
    CamilleB - Harshlands Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2009
    OMG my fav excuse.
    " I just wanted to see you QQ. I am obssessed with being bitched at."
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Most people think just because I stay quiet when they QQ at me, that I am afraid. No. The reason? There is no need to say a word, or be afraid. After all, I killed YOU.

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