funniest pk ecscuse you ever heard

Meeplk - Harshlands
Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Arigora Colosseum
title says it all my funniest was: oops finger sliped
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  • Mizorie - Lost City
    Mizorie - Lost City Posts: 598 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    whats your excuse for "ecscuse"?
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  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    it was just a typo thats my excuse
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  • Draeyos - Harshlands
    Draeyos - Harshlands Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "L" for the OP
  • AinaMizuako - Sanctuary
    AinaMizuako - Sanctuary Posts: 1,041 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "You were KSing me"

    I wasn't killing anything. b:chuckle
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    oh look, i'm inactive again.

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  • Meeplk - Harshlands
    Meeplk - Harshlands Posts: 461 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    how about this 1

    pker:hey you outnumberd me no fair

    other player: you atacked me first

    pker: me gonna get my main

    other player: ok me will get my gf

    pker: noob(pker logs)

    other player:rofl
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  • Moog - Lost City
    Moog - Lost City Posts: 633 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    funniest excuse a person has for running away from you.

    "uz makez me bored"
  • Sepfiroth - Lost City
    Sepfiroth - Lost City Posts: 200 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    "accidental AOE"
  • AinaMizuako - Sanctuary
    AinaMizuako - Sanctuary Posts: 1,041 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Sepfiroth - Lost City wrote: »
    "accidental AOE"

    Barbs love to pull this one, even though you know that when they drop on a group to ninja-Armageddon, they intend to kill that whole group. b:chuckle

    "I was aiming for that guy man, not my fault you were close!"
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  • Untamedchaos - Sanctuary
    Untamedchaos - Sanctuary Posts: 383 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    AinaMizuako - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Barbs love to pull this one, even though you know that when they drop on a group to ninja-Armageddon, they intend to kill that whole group. b:chuckle

    "I was aiming for that guy man, not my fault you were close!"

    I like pulling that one when theres a nub between 2 or 3 squishies b:chuckle
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  • Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver Posts: 552 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Well I use this one....

    Me: hmmmm it seems as though I've killed you
    Them: **** YOU FISHEY YOU **** SUCK I HATE YOU WHY DID YOU KILL ME I WAS JUST QUESTING YOU SUCK ****!
    Me: On the bright side you only dropped your mold
    Them: **** YOU I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! GIVE ME MY MOLD BACK
    Me: I'm gonna keep the mold actually. Thanks ^.^
    Them: **** YOU!!!! I"M REPORTING YOU TO A GM AND UR GONNA GET BANNED
    Me: Go ahead.
    Them: I'M BLACKLISTING YOU DAM IT **** YOU! YOU DAMN LITTLE GIRL ****
    Me: I love you too. Sorry you had to die.
    Them: I HATE YOU! **** YOU!
    Me: You're not very smart are you?
    Them: **** YOU I **** HATE YOU **** SMART **** LITTLE GIRL!
    Me: I thought you blacklisted me?

    And we go on like this for an hour or so, then I use my superior intellegince to reduce them to a crying little baby. Then they log off.

    Isn't it interesting how QQers only manage to use all caps, the "f" word, and "I HATE YOU"?

    Oh yeah and sometimes when I feel like being the QQer, the QQer will PM me and they'll be like "wtf was that for ****?"
    And I say "I **** HATE YOU GO **** YOURSELF GO AWAY I HATE YOU"
    And then they leave me alone because they think I'm crazy. ^.^
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    Note: No thats not me... I stole that from the interwebs b:chuckle
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  • Vivre - Harshlands
    Vivre - Harshlands Posts: 305 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Aww fishey, you rub it in their noses when they die to you :(

    I only ever get silent pked. Red name comes by, red name attacks, I die, red name leaves, *crickets chirp*... b:victory

    Once though, I got AOE'd by a pink name I was chatting with, but it got only 90% of my health. Then when I started attacking back, he said that he just got the new skill and 'only wanted to test it out'. b:scorn
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  • AinaMizuako - Sanctuary
    AinaMizuako - Sanctuary Posts: 1,041 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Untamedchaos - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I like pulling that one when theres a nub between 2 or 3 squishies b:chuckle

    *is whitenamed at the moment*

    Stay away from me. ;.;
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    oh look, i'm inactive again.

    b> leviciti b:cry
  • Wolfgore - Heavens Tear
    Wolfgore - Heavens Tear Posts: 293 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    What do you mean i killed you? I was afk! b:laugh
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  • Shealu - Heavens Tear
    Shealu - Heavens Tear Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Someone told me that once after a bunch of hit:

    "oops I didn t do it on purpose"

    b:laughb:chuckle
  • Acceptance - Harshlands
    Acceptance - Harshlands Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    not fair

    huh?

    you were buffed.


    (yush he was serious)

    note to myself, buff ppl between attacks...b:surrender
  • Fuhjeebies - Harshlands
    Fuhjeebies - Harshlands Posts: 209 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    chased a guy around the swamps for leeching a TT xbow from guild and leavin'

    he did nothing but brag about how great he was lol (while flee-ing Oo)
    anyway i killed him a few times and he still sat in sz proclaiming i fail lmao

    anyway i kill him daily now ^^ (pm me if u see Smooker lol)

    had a veno de-equip their weapon walk up and punch me then told me to **** off they are her mats lol (i farmed that route for an hour just to annoy her)

    i love this game <3
  • Allyson - Harshlands
    Allyson - Harshlands Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Well I use this one....

    Me: hmmmm it seems as though I've killed you
    Them: **** YOU FISHEY YOU **** SUCK I HATE YOU WHY DID YOU KILL ME I WAS JUST QUESTING YOU SUCK ****!
    Me: On the bright side you only dropped your mold
    Them: **** YOU I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! GIVE ME MY MOLD BACK
    Me: I'm gonna keep the mold actually. Thanks ^.^
    Them: **** YOU!!!! I"M REPORTING YOU TO A GM AND UR GONNA GET BANNED
    Me: Go ahead.
    Them: I'M BLACKLISTING YOU DAM IT **** YOU! YOU DAMN LITTLE GIRL ****
    Me: I love you too. Sorry you had to die.
    Them: I HATE YOU! **** YOU!
    Me: You're not very smart are you?
    Them: **** YOU I **** HATE YOU **** SMART **** LITTLE GIRL!
    Me: I thought you blacklisted me?

    And we go on like this for an hour or so, then I use my superior intellegince to reduce them to a crying little baby. Then they log off.

    Isn't it interesting how QQers only manage to use all caps, the "f" word, and "I HATE YOU"?

    Oh yeah and sometimes when I feel like being the QQer, the QQer will PM me and they'll be like "wtf was that for ****?"
    And I say "I **** HATE YOU GO **** YOURSELF GO AWAY I HATE YOU"
    And then they leave me alone because they think I'm crazy. ^.^
    lmao....you are evil.........I LOVE YOU :D
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  • Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver Posts: 552 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Allyson - Harshlands wrote: »
    lmao....you are evil.........I LOVE YOU :D

    Ty b:thanks

    BTW For all the high levels.... In a few minutes I'm gonna log into the game and do some questing.... I'm currently red named and I have no GAs. Oh yeah, I also have 5 molds in my inventory, and two legendary ones equiped but not bound. I hope no high lvls read this.
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    Note: No thats not me... I stole that from the interwebs b:chuckle
    BTW.... YOU ROCK FORSAKENX <3

    I like to think of myself as a dog, I can be cute and cuddly but sniff people's butts and get away with it ><>

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    PM an officer for an invite.

    b:heartb:flowerb:faint
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Teh_fishey - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Ty b:thanks

    BTW For all the high levels.... In a few minutes I'm gonna log into the game and do some questing.... I'm currently red named and I have no GAs. Oh yeah, I also have 5 molds in my inventory, and two legendary ones equiped but not bound. I hope no high lvls read this.

    *reads* darn i'm not high levels~
    D:
    but then again i'm not even in the same server...or am I? b:shocked

    lol I nearly did accidentally pk a person with BIDS. was messing around after a BH49-51 and casted BIDS 5 seconds before the timer ran out only thing I saw was 2k crit b:shocked
    luckily he (Archer) survived (>.<)
    lol one of the rare moments I'm glad I don't have my HH60 weapon and is currently using a level 44 weapon. xD
    thought I racked up 2 hours red name (>.<)
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  • Accelerated - Sanctuary
    Accelerated - Sanctuary Posts: 1,048 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Guildmate: Oops, I crit'd, sorry.
    Another guildmate: You were only suppose to damage test. b:cry It's on, now b:scorn

    or the famous:
    Guildmate: OMFG I WAS KIDDING, WHY'D YOU KILL ME.
    Another guildmate: Sorry, I only put Bramble Hood on coz you attacked me D:
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  • Svenchan - Harshlands
    Svenchan - Harshlands Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Ive been victim to the accidental aoe before. Kinda fun. I was lvl 40ish and a wiz used her aoe (the one with rocks falling. i don't remember the name). so far my coolest pk death yet.

    My favorite "excuse" so far is i was goofing off testing my genie's skill. To sum it up i 2 spark, genie skill cloud eruption for 2 more sparks, then use my ulti for massive dmg.
    So i was getting the timing down by practicing on mobs and almost one shotted a red name close by.b:shocked Kinda looked at him and went "my b"
  • AngelicArrow - Harshlands
    AngelicArrow - Harshlands Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    lol after killing i have used "oh sorry i was just building chi"

    or usually on venos i kill the pet first and say "OMG im sry i though it was a mob" or just kill the veno and say "oh i thought you were working with the wraiths since there was a mob following you but not attacking."
  • Allyson - Harshlands
    Allyson - Harshlands Posts: 359 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    AngelicArrow - Harshlands wrote: »
    lol after killing i have used "oh sorry i was just building chi"

    or usually on venos i kill the pet first and say "OMG im sry i though it was a mob" or just kill the veno and say "oh i thought you were working with the wraiths since there was a mob following you but not attacking."
    -.-
    ..........
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  • LinZeta - Lost City
    LinZeta - Lost City Posts: 210 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Accelerated - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Guildmate: Oops, I crit'd, sorry.
    Another guildmate: You were only suppose to damage test. b:cry It's on, now b:scorn

    or the famous:
    Guildmate: OMFG I WAS KIDDING, WHY'D YOU KILL ME.
    Another guildmate: Sorry, I only put Bramble Hood on coz you attacked me D:



    HAHAHAHAHA OMG, That's happened to me before. I was joking around with a guildmate once. He has a lot of HP for a BM so I figured id hit once or twice it was no big deal. Then other people start hitting him, then I crit him for 2500 and he's on the floor dead. XD
  • Thelegion - Lost City
    Thelegion - Lost City Posts: 256 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    i pking some one and it say "You Kwon who iam"
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  • SneakyStalk - Harshlands
    SneakyStalk - Harshlands Posts: 440 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    LOL last night I was questing on arrowhead manor and I saw a light red name cleric from Karma being carried by a guildie BM in a panther. I followed them till SZ flying.

    They saw me I think. The cleric did hide in a tree. I targeted her. the BM flied at my height. I took off my wings. Flew again and I winged shell + DeadlyShot + Stunning Arrow + normal attacks. I picked up what she dropped and I didnt realize I got her ElvenRadiance until my squad asked me "Sneaky u got wings???" I was lucky I picked it up cause my inv was full.

    They were lvl 50ish and they said it was unfair and that I was a puss. Yet I PKed them fair and square. She offered me 176k for the wings. ROFL.

    Im waiting for Barrage of Arrows. Light reddies are gonna fall so fast. (I have stacked tons of event pots so no charm needed when I casually hunt reddies).

    NOW here's the funny thing. This girl was from the faction KARMA. and she told me after I got her wings

    Girl from KARMA: "you are gonna be miserable, you will suffer, you will drop a lot, its Karma"

    Me: "Hey, I AM YOUR Karma, you dropped bc you were light red. ROFL, think twice before killing whitys"

    Then she QQed for a while.

    Oh and the funniest thing is that the lvl 50ish BM that was escorting her had the name FailedHero ROFL. poor guy, hit me all he could and never stunned me.
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  • DarkSniper - Lost City
    DarkSniper - Lost City Posts: 1,830 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    I was bored, felt like killing you, and you looked like an easy kill.
    The only way to win is to quit. b:bye
  • Nakhimov - Lost City
    Nakhimov - Lost City Posts: 1,829 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    When people ask what my problem is I tell them that my mother beats me.

    I generally get an "oh" or "omg I'm sorry"
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  • Kniraven - Lost City
    Kniraven - Lost City Posts: 2,620 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    b:laughb:chuckle LOL
    Nakhimov - Lost City wrote: »
    When people ask what my problem is I tell them that my mother beats me.

    I generally get an "oh" or "omg I'm sorry"
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  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2009
    Nakhimov - Lost City wrote: »
    When people ask what my problem is I tell them that my mother beats me.

    I generally get an "oh" or "omg I'm sorry"

    b:shockedb:chuckle
    LOL~ thats a good excuse. XD
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
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