Caption It Contest - Summer Festival Edition!

strumslinger · July 2015

Update: Congrats to andorrabell! Please check your private messages on the forum.
"So guys, I had the craziest dream last night.. Derek was dancing and suddenly the feast was overrun by...
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?????????"

Fortune find you adventurers,

We're doing a Caption It Contest! How does it work? It's simple. Just think of the funniest, wittiest and most clever caption for the screenshot below and you just might win prizes that are sure to make your summer all the better! Here are the rules:

You may only submit one entry.
Only entries on the forums or Facebook count.
The entry may be no longer than one paragraph - or five sentences.
Please keep the caption appropriate and respectful.
Entries due before Wednesday 7/15 at 1pm PDT.
Winners will be announced the same day at 4pm PDT on this blog and our social channels.

We'll choose two winners: one from PC and one from Xbox. The PC winner will receive a Priestess of Sune companion and the Xbox winner will receive a Scale of Bahamut.

The Priestess of Sune is a promotional-only companion, which is highly sought after. She is a leader companion with an intial Active Bonus of +190 deflect.

The Scale of Bahamut is an Armor Reinforcement Kit found in the Dragonborn Legend Pack, which allows you to heal HP every time a dragon damages you.

Without further ado, here is the screenshot. Caption away:

Submit your captions on the official forums or Facebook.

drkbodhi · July 2015

Biff: "C'mon every one let's party... it is Summer Festival Time. I am so EXCITED to throw water balloons, chase chickens, collect flowers and kill trolls"
The rest of the party: "Noob shut up... you just got here and we're still recovering from last year"

shinshoryuuken · July 2015

"A feast for roach."

kinskik1aus · July 2015

»Look at me, I'm da new chef de cuisine here and this is the most expensive menu I ever made: a raw watermelon next to stale bread bought from the baker! Am I hot or not?« — »Genius. Let's go to KFC, folks...«

mute209 · July 2015

Tiefling: You could have saved some ale for the rest of us, chef...

lazaroth666 · July 2015

Angry Half-Orc: "Hey Chef!! This beef is so undercooked that is starting to eat the salad!"

beckylunatic · July 2015

We unveil the ingredient! Today's theme is RUST MONSTER! Allez cuisine!

latsyrka · July 2015

Ain't no party like a Neverwinter party 'cause a Neverwinter party don't stop... Till the healer is dead and we run out of potions.

Unknown · July 2015

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arran · July 2015

The orcs are greased, now let's get this party started!

treesclimber · July 2015

"Unfortunately Jonhy cooks and rust monster share same the unwashed and bad smell aspects, but he likes the cooking outfit and he sure has some dancing skills, shame not everybody agrees."

delfinalovesb3b3 · July 2015

"I'm blue, gobble meat gobble pie, gobble meat gobble pie..."

captaintpol · July 2015

Everybody wave your hands!!!...oops sorry wrong game :P

fiftyshadesof · July 2015

"Kevin the Lama had always wanted to be a chef, but he didn't have hands, until he found the Tower of Alteration that is! He turned himself into a six foot tall dwarf and threw on a chef outfit. But alas, he still had the brain of a lama and upon entering the summer festival he stopped to drink from the river of ale that flows like watered down honey across the festival grounds. He drank his fill, and then he drank some more, and now he parties like no other!"

eldarth · July 2015

Simon says "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!"

charonofssi · July 2015

Singing.... "Wave your hands In the air like you just EPIC-ED"

Others...." He does remember he died at the very beginning; doesn't he?"

riverstyxman · July 2015

"Why in Lord Neverwinter's name did they create a dancing companion"

"I have no idea, do not look at it. Maybe the owner will dismiss it"

mattsacre · July 2015

Ok everyone! It's the second-helping-stretch time! Hands in the air! And one and two and...hey tiefling! Yes you..hands UP, UP, and three and four.....

suxip01111 · July 2015

"I'm not going to stop waving until you start eating."

roller300 · July 2015

"who ordered the death salad?"

aeashi78 · July 2015

Family get togethers.

Where the least embarrassing part is the demon-blooded side of the tree.

tradolf · July 2015

Simple Simon Says,
"Wave your hands in the air"
Simple Simon Says,
"Splash me if you dare"

( sung to the 1968 hit tune by 1910 Fruitgum Company)

pirateking70 · July 2015

I'm not really a chef, I just worked hard for the outfit, picking flowers, herding poultry and washing other peoples cloths! Eat drink and be merry it's a summer feast.

yonda1me · July 2015

Lets give Tribute to Satoru Iwata " Oppa Mario Style"

scwoold · July 2015

"He reckons it's called the Macaraina and he learnt it on a spell jammer."
"I don't know about that, he also claims to be the king of Mithral Hall"
"Just a nutter then, or plague touched"

csnoni · July 2015

Why is he so...oh...he slipped something in the mead again didn't he?

silvergryph · July 2015

"And then it hunched over the remains of all my good cutlery, drooling and waving it's disgusting antennae like this, and...
It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Unknown · July 2015

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mikeofarc · July 2015

"The Summer Festival Talent Show was a hit with the onlookers... after a jug of ale... or ten..."

sumyra · July 2015

i have no idea how to post a picture here

myfist2yourface · July 2015

and now we bow our heads to pray to Selune before we eat...
-Dan, stop dancing during Invocation!!!

Caption It Contest - Summer Festival Edition!

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