What do you get the Half-orc that has everything? A garbage pail to keep it in. Why did the Half-orc paint his boots red white spots? SO he could hide in the strawberry patch. Did you hear about the all Orc string orchestra? they stopped in the middle of the Symphony to clean the saliva out of their instruments. two cows…
So, Neverwinter was having a Pun contest. You could enter as many puns as you like, So I did. I found ten great puns and jokes, thinking one would win. I was already looking forward to the prize. You'd think that with ten great jokes, I'd be certain to win. Certainly one should have won, but no pun in ten did.