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NW_Legit_Community's 2000+ Celebration!
bioshrike
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In celebration of NW_Legit_Community breaking the 2000-member mark, I am running a little contest, and there will be prizes for the top 3 winners! The contest is very simple - reply to this thread with your own original NW-related joke. I will select the 3 I like the most, and the winners will receive:
1st place gets first pick of a Ioun Stone of Allure, Slyblade Kobold, or Blue Skeletal Dog
2nd place gets pick of what's left of the above 3.
3rd place gets whatever companion remains after the 1st & 2nd place winners made their choices.
Rules:
All submissions must be...
1. in by 23:59 EST on Saturday April 5th.
2. original jokes, (they can be a variation on an existing one, but copy-pastes will not be accepted).
3. acceptable to a PG13 audience.
4. in good spirit - no jokes that flame or harass other players or devs, and none that deride any real life religions, sexual orientations, ethnic groups, etc.
Good luck!
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1st place gets first pick of a Ioun Stone of Allure, Slyblade Kobold, or Blue Skeletal Dog
2nd place gets pick of what's left of the above 3.
3rd place gets whatever companion remains after the 1st & 2nd place winners made their choices.
Rules:
All submissions must be...
1. in by 23:59 EST on Saturday April 5th.
2. original jokes, (they can be a variation on an existing one, but copy-pastes will not be accepted).
3. acceptable to a PG13 audience.
4. in good spirit - no jokes that flame or harass other players or devs, and none that deride any real life religions, sexual orientations, ethnic groups, etc.
Good luck!
Shortcut to this post: http://goo.gl/6oDgYV
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"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
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In either case, lowest (highest?) forms of humor coming right at you:
... To get to the other milieu!
*rimshot*
Who swung his blade like a tornado
He bought up some zen
But then that is when
He found out the queue's made him wait, oh!
*dead silence*
LENNY IS GOD! [sic]
He like to dress up like some fey-ries
He started to dance
Then he dropped his pants
And got right to work on his Day-rees.
<No Mas Pantalones> fuh life?
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week folks, shows nightly at 8.
because he can't jump!
ba dum tss
What is Valindra's favourite breakfast?
Wilfredbix
disclaimer...it had to be pg13
where the drops are green
and the loot is...
Why did the chicken-mount cross the road?
... Because Dardove posted a link that there was something awesome happening over there.
*rabblerabblerabblelfgrabblerabblevorpalrabblerabblerabblesoulrabble*
do not reply to this mod note. send me a PM if you need to discuss it.
he went to the tiefling and stomped his half-orc feet.
"what do you think you're doing?" he asked with a snort.
"i'm resting. i don't have to do this menial work," the mage replied with a snarky grin.
"...and why not?" the half-orc said with disdain.
"because i'm smart," said the mage as she lifted her hand up to the wall. "i'll show you. hit my hand with your shovel."
the half-orc thought for a moment and swung his shovel as hard has he could at the tieflin's hand and just as it was about to hit it, the she moved her hand and the half-orc ended up hitting the stone wall sending all the reverberations of his force right back into the shovel.
"OUCH!" the half-orc said very loudly.
"see?" the tiefling mage calmly said and leaned back against the wall. "look, you're missing a pile or two over there."
the half-orc was astounded, but he still wasn't going to get stuck doing all the work. he promptly went over to the other side of the hall and took a seat next to the wall and stretched his legs out. the other two took one look at the half-orc and said in unison, "what in the nine hells do you think you're doing?"
"i don't have to do anything because i'm smart," said the half-orc as he raised his hand in front of his face. "hit my hand."
I just flew in from Thay, and boy are my arms tired.
<rimshot>
Because they're T-Arrrrrrs.
A half-orc, elf, and halfling walk into a bar. They all order drinks and happily down them. The bartender tells them to pay up. The half-orc and elf pay their coppers, but the halfling turns to the other two and says...
"Can you spot me? I'm a little short"
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
Val says "Wottaya need?!?"
Pum says "I need that Executioner's title."
Cag says "I need to proc SF one more time so I know I'm pulling hard enough."
Vic says "I need to post this spreadsheet of dps output for my proposed-new gwf builds on preview server."
Dude says "I need a semi-translucent Cube mount with tiny slime trail to ride in."
Maeg says "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GREED RUN!"
*the double-rimshot dissipates, almost as quickly as my friends list*
'Who's there?'
'Not Wilfred'
ba dum tss
The elf, because he had no class.
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Because they took an arrow to the knee!
Who gets there first?
...
The PUG that lost VT of course. The other three do not exist.
Sci-fi author: The Gods We Make, The Gods We Seek, and Ji-min
Only jokes as responses to the OP, in this thread, please.
"Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?" -Tony Stark
Official NW_Legit_Community Forums
Ok, no problem. Just thought I should ask.