"If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
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herofan26Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited December 2013
If I told her once, I told her a million times.... Do NOT use Starch on my cloak, the other creatures of the forest just stare and laugh at me when you do!
"That elk is my kill." "No, MY kill! I saw it first!" "Yeah, well I've got a bow." "OH, I see how it is, so are you THREATENING me now, HUH!?" "Yeah, I am!" "ROOARRR!!"
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thejokerx33Member, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited December 2013
Ranger: Ok I almost got this great picture for my wife, ARG now look a deer time to hunt lets go bear
Bear: Growl man you go hunt it yourself I was just pointing it out to you
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"deep breath dont move there vision is based on movement...right?"
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rda1962Member, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 7Arc User
edited December 2013
"Yes, Madame Bear, you are next in line for a massage and manicure.
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thraxasMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited December 2013
Why do the Gods put me in this position... Shall we sup on bear stew, or deer tenderloin? Or both!
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
I'd have a battle of wits with you, but sadly you've come unprepared.
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olcas73Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian UsersPosts: 11Arc User
edited December 2013
Great, just great. Angry bear ready to charge to the left, and dinner to the right. And here I am pulling splinters out of my hands because of a shoddy bow made by a Gnome! Mielikki curse him! Stupid jobs paying coppers instead of diamonds, so I had to get the cheap gnome bow instead of the beautifully crafted Elven bow...
Wonderful! If I survive this I'm going to use this bow as a spit for that gnome "craftsman"...
Where is my sword?
I'm afraid this isn't going to end well is it? Curse the devs for not putting in animal empathy!!!!!
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dragonchow1Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 23Arc User
lathyaMember, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited December 2013
I follow a trail that lead into the forest darkness. It leads me to a enchanted place full of beauty. As the canopy opens up it casts the rays of sunlight on the oaks and dogwoods. I can hear the the sound of flowing water in front of me and the wind embrace me all becomes calm. I am wrapped me in the warm of the sun as I step into the opening and nature invites me to sit among it. The deer greets me with his gracefulness and the bear calls out to me; at last I am home.
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Aaahh...
'If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, does it still make a sound?'
Bear: Growl man you go hunt it yourself I was just pointing it out to you
Home at last.
I'd have a battle of wits with you, but sadly you've come unprepared.
Great, just great. Angry bear ready to charge to the left, and dinner to the right. And here I am pulling splinters out of my hands because of a shoddy bow made by a Gnome! Mielikki curse him! Stupid jobs paying coppers instead of diamonds, so I had to get the cheap gnome bow instead of the beautifully crafted Elven bow...
Wonderful! If I survive this I'm going to use this bow as a spit for that gnome "craftsman"...
Where is my sword?
I'm afraid this isn't going to end well is it? Curse the devs for not putting in animal empathy!!!!!