"Yes, Madame Bear, you are next in line for a massage and manicure. No, that "buff young hunk of elk meat" is not your masseuse today. Mr. Elk runs the morning aerobics class, and his next class starts in 10 minutes. Yes, ma'am. We have scheduled your favorite ogre masseuse, Tolbin Clunkerknuckles, especially for you this morning. "What's that dear? The, er... what - oil? Oh. Yes. The Delzoun Dwarven Chain Armor Extension Oil? Well, we have it, but we strongly want to try once more to discourage you using this er.... product. We've never heard of it being used in thi -..."
"Well, yes, ma'am. I suppose it must be okay if Master Clunkerknuckles gave you his personal guarantee it would work as advertised. But I'd still like to know who it was, and how they found out you could use this greasy, noxious concoction to relieve lower back pain."
"What's that, dear? Have I -... well, no, I haven't tried it myself, so no, I suppose I shouldn't knock it until I have done so. And yes, I suppose it does matter that Master Tolbin swears by the malodorous stuff. In any case, we here at The House Of Mielikki Day Health and Relaxation Spa are prepared to provide whatever can be reasonably obtained that our clients may need to be comfortable and feel they are being well attended to."
"Now run along dear. There comes Master Clunkerknuckles now. Have a lovely session deary..."
"At least as long as this bag of gold you gave me continues to cover the fees, anyway," the old ranger thinks to himself. Once again he gives a deep, troubled and heartfelt sigh, wondering for the thousandth time at least whether this was really why he got into learning the skills and magics needed to thrive in the wild, only to get pulled in by this outfit and end up working 10 and 12 hour days 6 days a week...
If he didn't get a vacation soon, the old bear bitty would have to rub on that foul smelling grease the dwarves were pawning off as a so called "pain relieving rub"... her own darn self!
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"By Silvanus, what I wouldn't give for some popcorn right now."
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Bear : "Should I eat the human... or the stag? Decisions, decisions..."
Viperion - DragonTribe guild. Playing Ranger/Paladin/Bard/Fighter.
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neroarcanMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 4Arc User
edited December 2013
meanwhile in a therapy session :
i'm dr bear and this is dr deer and i'm afraid i have bad news mister ranger you have the aragorn syndrome you can't decide whether use melee attacks or ranged attacks i'm sorry it's terminal
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lidrorMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 9Arc User
edited December 2013
Ranger: "bear, come with me and we'll vanquish every enemy that will threaten the forests everywhere!"
Bear: "I don't wanna!"
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edited December 2013
Assassin's Creed X - Back to Nature
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edited December 2013
**** belt! Stuck! Wait a second, I heard there was a beautiful young maiden bathing in the water fall.... Grizz? What did you do?
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For one moment...as I stooped in the forest. Nature and I become one, the mother and myself along with her lovely beasts. Such is life. Even the bear and the elk stood ever gracefully.
I did as the Old Druid told me. I sat down in front of the Waterfall, closed my eyes and waited for THE answer. Few seconds or few days after, (I'm still not sure of that), I opened my eyes again and realized that my training was finally over.
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mrshampiMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 9Arc User
edited December 2013
the best training for a ranger is observation of the nature: "I'm observing this wild fight!!!"
Looks like both the bear and deer dont approve of a hunter taking a dump in a small forest lake, he could at least wait until the daily shower was done.
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"Yes, Madame Bear, you are next in line for a massage and manicure. No, that "buff young hunk of elk meat" is not your masseuse today. Mr. Elk runs the morning aerobics class, and his next class starts in 10 minutes. Yes, ma'am. We have scheduled your favorite ogre masseuse, Tolbin Clunkerknuckles, especially for you this morning. "What's that dear? The, er... what - oil? Oh. Yes. The Delzoun Dwarven Chain Armor Extension Oil? Well, we have it, but we strongly want to try once more to discourage you using this er.... product. We've never heard of it being used in thi -..."
"Well, yes, ma'am. I suppose it must be okay if Master Clunkerknuckles gave you his personal guarantee it would work as advertised. But I'd still like to know who it was, and how they found out you could use this greasy, noxious concoction to relieve lower back pain."
"What's that, dear? Have I -... well, no, I haven't tried it myself, so no, I suppose I shouldn't knock it until I have done so. And yes, I suppose it does matter that Master Tolbin swears by the malodorous stuff. In any case, we here at The House Of Mielikki Day Health and Relaxation Spa are prepared to provide whatever can be reasonably obtained that our clients may need to be comfortable and feel they are being well attended to."
"Now run along dear. There comes Master Clunkerknuckles now. Have a lovely session deary..."
"At least as long as this bag of gold you gave me continues to cover the fees, anyway," the old ranger thinks to himself. Once again he gives a deep, troubled and heartfelt sigh, wondering for the thousandth time at least whether this was really why he got into learning the skills and magics needed to thrive in the wild, only to get pulled in by this outfit and end up working 10 and 12 hour days 6 days a week...
If he didn't get a vacation soon, the old bear bitty would have to rub on that foul smelling grease the dwarves were pawning off as a so called "pain relieving rub"... her own darn self!
"By Silvanus, what I wouldn't give for some popcorn right now."
[looney toons style]
Encounter Matrix | Advanced Foundry Topics
Bear : "Should I eat the human... or the stag? Decisions, decisions..."
Viperion - DragonTribe guild.
Playing Ranger/Paladin/Bard/Fighter.
i'm dr bear and this is dr deer and i'm afraid i have bad news mister ranger you have the aragorn syndrome you can't decide whether use melee attacks or ranged attacks i'm sorry it's terminal
Bear: "I don't wanna!"
www.zinzerena.com
"It's a good day to die"
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I did as the Old Druid told me. I sat down in front of the Waterfall, closed my eyes and waited for THE answer. Few seconds or few days after, (I'm still not sure of that), I opened my eyes again and realized that my training was finally over.