War Troll: *pointing* Okay, dinner, I mean, the 'heroes', should be here soon, you guys get over over in those bushes, and wait to get behind them, and whatever you do, watch out, this bunch seems to like traps and ambushes...
Troll 1: *looking over at the indicated bushes*
Troll 2: Oh look, a gold piece attached to a string! *bends down to take coin*
Captain Troll: "Sir, the adventurers are entering the edge of the Sharandar at exactly 0800, we can reach them before 0900, unless they take the north road, Sir."
Troll the Sneaky: "Oh man, i think i stepped in sumeting... Geez, u gais dun wanna know..."
Trol-Lord: "Excelent, Captain Troll! We'll find 'em, we'll skin 'em, we'll grill 'em! What a great dinner we'll have tonight, guys! Those adventurer are in Troll'ble! HA! You guys got it? TROLL'BLE!!! HA! HAHAHAHA!!!
Captain Troll & Troll the Sneaky: *awkwardly look each other* "Mhmm... Yeah, sure, Sir."
Leanan Sidhe(not "The Dresde Files" fairy!)- NW Legit Channel Moderator
This Thing, which is comming, it's huuuge!!! Can u see this?
Yes, i se tha tha thaaaaaaat!!!! What we are going to do guys???
I don't know what u guy are going to do, but i'll grab and eat one of this magic mushrooms before we all die.. ..
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"I told you, I like pink! These are our woods now, boys!"
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"Me da captain, now you dance too or I feed you to da one-eyed ogre we catch!"
"I don't know.....I just wanna go pee....."
"Where are we again !?!"
Don't call me a troll...
w/o reading the rest of the attempts...
War Troll: *pointing* Okay, dinner, I mean, the 'heroes', should be here soon, you guys get over over in those bushes, and wait to get behind them, and whatever you do, watch out, this bunch seems to like traps and ambushes...
Troll 1: *looking over at the indicated bushes*
Troll 2: Oh look, a gold piece attached to a string! *bends down to take coin*
Meany greeny, miney moe
Pull off an adventurer's little toe
If he hollars, nine more to go!
Meany, greeny, ho ho ho!
Captain Troll: "Sir, the adventurers are entering the edge of the Sharandar at exactly 0800, we can reach them before 0900, unless they take the north road, Sir."
Troll the Sneaky: "Oh man, i think i stepped in sumeting... Geez, u gais dun wanna know..."
Trol-Lord: "Excelent, Captain Troll! We'll find 'em, we'll skin 'em, we'll grill 'em! What a great dinner we'll have tonight, guys! Those adventurer are in Troll'ble! HA! You guys got it? TROLL'BLE!!! HA! HAHAHAHA!!!
Captain Troll & Troll the Sneaky: *awkwardly look each other* "Mhmm... Yeah, sure, Sir."
Troll #2: "Awww ... I think I stepped in something!"
Troll #3: "There is a stream over there. Go wash yourself!"
leftside troll: "where?"
middle troll: "i'm gonna kick his A**!"
"Ah man I stepped in portal hound poo agian!"
Yes, i se tha tha thaaaaaaat!!!! What we are going to do guys???
I don't know what u guy are going to do, but i'll grab and eat one of this magic mushrooms before we all die.. ..