mogwaiMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
as it reads thus far
Three drunken dwarves walking in Gauntlgym decided to dance a wild polka!
One died of shock after finding he was dating his lost twin Brunhagga the Unclean
who everyone knows was bitten by a fecal fly and developed a polka dot on
her left HAMSTER after drinking a cup of tea made with goblin hair and blood.
The other two danced the halfling So he emerged quietly from the gold-capped mountain,
brandishing a newly acquired +5 pixie with pixie lance suddenly a creak sounded from afar.
And just then, Gollum jumped up switchblade in hand and headed towards the small halfling
but didn't notice the banana peel of doom +6 as he flew through the thick Pile of Dung
and fell upon a Grumpy old Owlbear who had just been silently eating a cat Before he knew
what had hit a bard appeared and pulled out +9 bardic spoon rust monster appeared
too but was kissed to death by moist voluptuous lips of evil-Lyn's transgendered twin
brother who has +2 breath of vile and vicious Chupacabra nail clippings
*BAM* said the Bard who aided the dumbfounded group pickle in hand and nose flute
in the air as he tooted you can kiss but not diss Brogan the Small Fairy strange hairy
with a huge sack of weasels The last words
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Three drunken dwarves walking in Gauntlgym decided to dance a wild polka!
One died of shock after finding he was dating his lost twin Brunhagga the Unclean
who everyone knows was bitten by a fecal fly and developed a polka dot on
her left HAMSTER after drinking a cup of tea made with goblin hair and blood.
The other two danced the halfling So he emerged quietly from the gold-capped mountain,
brandishing a newly acquired +5 pixie with pixie lance suddenly a creak sounded from afar.
And just then, Gollum jumped up switchblade in hand and headed towards the small halfling
but didn't notice the banana peel of doom +6 as he flew through the thick Pile of Dung
and fell upon a Grumpy old Owlbear who had just been silently eating a cat Before he knew
what had hit a bard appeared and pulled out +9 bardic spoon rust monster appeared
too but was kissed to death by moist voluptuous lips of evil-Lyn's transgendered twin
brother who has +2 breath of vile and vicious Chupacabra nail clippings
*BAM* said the Bard who aided the dumbfounded group pickle in hand and nose flute
in the air as he tooted you can kiss but not diss Brogan the Small Fairy strange hairy
with a huge sack of weasels The last words
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