"Okay, okay selester I get it now!!" "would you please stop throwing fireballs everywhere, most of the goblins and ogres have all left the area and I know you are THE mage.....geeez!!" a party memebr watches as the wizard calmly blows on his scalding hand and dons his hood again with a sneer, turning around and giving a OH SNAP arm motion.
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apexeaterMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 2Arc User
edited March 2013
Adventurer 1: "The road before us is a long one indeed! It will surely be paved with riches."
Adventurer 2 (Kevin): "Uh-oh.. guys... I MAY have left my bag of holding at the inn.."
...
Adventurer 3: "YOU HAD ONE JOB KEVIN. ONE JOB."
[Sir Cormic the Brave]: "Nothing but death, fire and danger as far as the eye can see... I like it!" [Jayden Slyhands]: "And I see some castle ruins over there! Think of all the loot!" [Wilbur the Pious]: "Remember, friends. It is not greed that drives us, but the need to rid the land of this foul demonic taint." [Fierna Ashenhoof]: *Ahem!*
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[SIGPIC]Or am I?[/SIGPIC]
This loony is also known as @Derangement.
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wickedfire81Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 2Arc User
edited March 2013
We come to Neverwinter for the hotspings but we stay for the killing.
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goblinaizMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 10Arc User
edited March 2013
Guardian:why we stand at this rock...it scary.
Rogue:i feel someone behind us...and gossip something about us...
Wizard:whaaaaat!? i thought beta is this weeken...
horatio:well i guest we......."wearing sunglass" have to wait till next week.
"csi yeah moments"
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
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middy33Member, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 7Arc User
edited March 2013
"Ugh told you not to listen to the weather herald.""It's not sunny at all."
Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old.
:P
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balnorothMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 1Arc User
edited March 2013
"Beyond the horizon, awaits enough ale to knock out the dwarf. Warm beds and food. We just have to get through the undead army, cross the lava river, and defeat the lich. All while surviving in a barren waste land."
....
"Well we better get started."
"Oookay, I thought SMOG was dead...."the fighter asks in bewilderment rubbing his beared chin.
The rogue and cleric both start laughing hysterically, while the wizard calmly performs the crazy motion with his finger.
"You daft knit wit!" that's middle-earth." "Were ON abeir-toril...we keep trying to tell you randall is just pretending to be gandolf it was all a big joke."the rogue replies with his hand on the thought strained fighter's shoulder while trying to hold back from vigorously laughing.
"Sooo your saying.........
"Why can't you guys just leave him alone." a player adds as he just stepped in joining the group.
"Mate you are playing neverwinter not lotro, didn't you know that when you signed up for beta?" a voice comes over the microphone through speakers.
"it's always the tanks." another voice come through.
"well at least he's got the role-playing down to a betakey." another voice adds.
A quick inevitable disconnect message is appears slotted where the fighters name once was.
Adventurer 1: "Dude, I'll give you my unique spider mount, panther companion, including 750,000 astral diamonds for your pants. I'm freezing my a** out here."
Adventurer 2: "No way! Pants are a rare commodity in Neverwinter. Just wrap up tight in your cloak and you'll be fine."
Adventurer 3: "And please try to keep yourself covered up this time. The last time you were in Neverwinter, you got arrested for flashing in public."
Adventurer 4: "What has been seen cannot be unseen! I feel sorry for those young children and women!"
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"Okay, okay selester I get it now!!" "would you please stop throwing fireballs everywhere, most of the goblins and ogres have all left the area and I know you are THE mage.....geeez!!" a party memebr watches as the wizard calmly blows on his scalding hand and dons his hood again with a sneer, turning around and giving a OH SNAP arm motion.
Adventurer 2 (Kevin): "Uh-oh.. guys... I MAY have left my bag of holding at the inn.."
...
Adventurer 3: "YOU HAD ONE JOB KEVIN. ONE JOB."
"Well teifling, does it feel like home now?"
[Sir Cormic the Brave]: "Nothing but death, fire and danger as far as the eye can see... I like it!"
[Jayden Slyhands]: "And I see some castle ruins over there! Think of all the loot!"
[Wilbur the Pious]: "Remember, friends. It is not greed that drives us, but the need to rid the land of this foul demonic taint."
[Fierna Ashenhoof]: *Ahem!*
[SIGPIC]Or am I?[/SIGPIC]
This loony is also known as @Derangement.
Rogue:i feel someone behind us...and gossip something about us...
Wizard:whaaaaat!? i thought beta is this weeken...
horatio:well i guest we......."wearing sunglass" have to wait till next week.
"csi yeah moments"
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
"Yep"
"I thought dead things were supposed to be dead?"
"Yep"
"Oh well"
...."Yep"
Young Adventurer: "what is that dark place over there?"
Elminster: "THAT, is Neverwinter.... Stay away from neverwinter...."
ze alt account
"You can't read my mind, because i can't spell it."
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
@ZetBuster
To dungeons deep and caverns old.
:P
....
"Well we better get started."
The rogue and cleric both start laughing hysterically, while the wizard calmly performs the crazy motion with his finger.
"You daft knit wit!" that's middle-earth." "Were ON abeir-toril...we keep trying to tell you randall is just pretending to be gandolf it was all a big joke."the rogue replies with his hand on the thought strained fighter's shoulder while trying to hold back from vigorously laughing.
"Sooo your saying.........
"Why can't you guys just leave him alone." a player adds as he just stepped in joining the group.
"Mate you are playing neverwinter not lotro, didn't you know that when you signed up for beta?" a voice comes over the microphone through speakers.
"it's always the tanks." another voice come through.
"well at least he's got the role-playing down to a betakey." another voice adds.
A quick inevitable disconnect message is appears slotted where the fighters name once was.
Adventurer 1: "Dude, I'll give you my unique spider mount, panther companion, including 750,000 astral diamonds for your pants. I'm freezing my a** out here."
Adventurer 2: "No way! Pants are a rare commodity in Neverwinter. Just wrap up tight in your cloak and you'll be fine."
Adventurer 3: "And please try to keep yourself covered up this time. The last time you were in Neverwinter, you got arrested for flashing in public."
Adventurer 4: "What has been seen cannot be unseen! I feel sorry for those young children and women!"