"I simply MUST speak with the maid"
"Is that sulfur or did the dwarf let one loose?"
"Oh OH sorry! I'm sorry everyone! I accidently spilled that vial of hotsauce I was saving for my Flaming Sun Chili recipe!"
They all thinking they are in for the most wonderful, ardous and long adventure of they're lives and hope it will never end, but primarily hope they can endure the unsurmountable odds of keeping they're shorts clean in the process. "It looks pretty bleak!" one of the heroes adds. as he triffles through his pack, then they all individually look through each of they're neverwinter packs.
"You found anything?" One party member asks another.
"No, I didn't find anything." another party members replies.
"You find anything?" the first speaker ask a different party member.
"Nope, nadda!" another party member replies searching deeply.
"You find anything?" The first party speaker asks the last party member noting him triffling through a really tiny pack.
"I ain't found sh&*!!!" "What the hell do you expect dude, I told you I didn't get the founder or the guardian pack when we started!" he exclaims tossing his pouch to the ground storming off in a fit.
"Remember the days of old, when ale and brimstone were ripe and trim?" "Now look at us Felstenus, we are unfit, flaggered and not fair, we are aged and can't hold our ale, nor move brimstone. We are beyond ripe and your stomach no where near trim."
The drunken sorrowful Sage of Harrowdale 1376 DR
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mahooooMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 2Arc User
edited March 2013
"Im watching you"
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lilura138Member, Neverwinter Beta Users, Neverwinter Guardian Users, Neverwinter Knight of the Feywild UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
"It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves."
You take the 300 to your left...you take the 300 to your right ..and you take the 300 in the midel and i stay here and help you if you need help..letz go party
Wizard: "An Illusion can kill you if you believe in it."
Rogue: "The real thing can kill you whether you believe in it or not."
Dwarf Guardian; "Bah who cares, lets go kill ****."
Wizard: "Hmmm... I think we are wrong here."
Rogue: "Nooo... It's a gift!"
Cleric to the guardian: "What the hell are they talking about?"
Guardian: "I don't know... I hoped you could tell me?!"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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falcogoodbodyMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited March 2013
"Well they got the North part right.... I guess *Jewel* was an exaggeration..."
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I told you "Don't Light The Match"!!!
"Is that sulfur or did the dwarf let one loose?"
"Oh OH sorry! I'm sorry everyone! I accidently spilled that vial of hotsauce I was saving for my Flaming Sun Chili recipe!"
They all thinking they are in for the most wonderful, ardous and long adventure of they're lives and hope it will never end, but primarily hope they can endure the unsurmountable odds of keeping they're shorts clean in the process. "It looks pretty bleak!" one of the heroes adds. as he triffles through his pack, then they all individually look through each of they're neverwinter packs.
"You found anything?" One party member asks another.
"No, I didn't find anything." another party members replies.
"You find anything?" the first speaker ask a different party member.
"Nope, nadda!" another party member replies searching deeply.
"You find anything?" The first party speaker asks the last party member noting him triffling through a really tiny pack.
"I ain't found sh&*!!!" "What the hell do you expect dude, I told you I didn't get the founder or the guardian pack when we started!" he exclaims tossing his pouch to the ground storming off in a fit.
"Remember the days of old, when ale and brimstone were ripe and trim?" "Now look at us Felstenus, we are unfit, flaggered and not fair, we are aged and can't hold our ale, nor move brimstone. We are beyond ripe and your stomach no where near trim."
The drunken sorrowful Sage of Harrowdale 1376 DR
for some atmosphere :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_KsOnyuCGA
Rogue: "It's not Mordor you twit!"
Wizard: "It reminds me of the Nine Hells."
Cleric: "Blasphemy, Wizard!"
-={Old Timers Guild}=-
Never
Never
Never
GIVE UP!
Rogue: "The real thing can kill you whether you believe in it or not."
Dwarf Guardian; "Bah who cares, lets go kill ****."
[I already have the guardian pack, I just couldn't resist!]
Rogue: "Nooo... It's a gift!"
Cleric to the guardian: "What the hell are they talking about?"
Guardian: "I don't know... I hoped you could tell me?!"