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Valentine's Day Contest - Post Your D&D or NW-Themed Puns! 2/12-2/14

strumslingerstrumslinger Member, NW_CrypticDev, Cryptic Developer Posts: 1,724 Cryptic Developer
edited February 2016 in General Discussion (PC)
Update: Congrats to @qexotic @nakedgat#2945 @rickcase276 @instynctive @polygynyfour on winning! Please check your PMs :D. (Or give me a few minutes to send them out.)

Like making your own campaign, show us your creativity by commenting with your cheesiest D&D or Neverwinter-themed Valentine's Day pun! Will you be my Boo?

Five winners will be chosen here on the forums to win a Purple Owlbear! This goes for both PC and Xbox One adventurers.

The contest will end on 2/14 at 10AM PT with winners chosen that same week.



http://www.arcgames.com/en/arc-news/detail/9772023


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  • cdnbisoncdnbison Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 806 Arc User
    I'm just level five,
    Fighting dragons is hard.
    It kept all my gold,
    so all you get is this card!
  • instynctiveinstynctive Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 1,885 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    Owlbear my soulforge your unawakend heart of fire!

    #purpleowlbear
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    "...I grab my wiener and charge!" - ironzerg79
  • sentinel64sentinel64 Member Posts: 211 Arc User
    I need to feel like Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings
  • rinat114rinat114 Member Posts: 913 Arc User
    *Cough*, it's not cheesy but it's worth it -

    "You must be a Control Wizard, because your AC so low I gotta hit that!"
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    The Holy Crusaders guild leader     ♚ Mod 10 PVE Destroyer GWF guide ♚ Founding member of the Relentless Alliance
  • virtanusvirtanus Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 11 Arc User
    Drica, love of my life, even if the D&D Gods promised me to roll all 20's for the rest of my life, I would still not trade it for the chance to be with you. You are the one I want to roll with :)
    Virtana - Debuff/AP High Prophet 4k DC
  • tradolftradolf Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 37 Arc User
    Roses are red,
    Some Owlbears are blue.
    mixed it is said,
    I might find purple too!
  • fantasycharacterfantasycharacter Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 675 Arc User
    The key to finding an enchanted love is not to lock one's heart away in a box, but to set it free. <3
  • sirnickalussirnickalus Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    I goblin ate your present. So I got you a owlbear hug!
  • kdawgenigmakdawgenigma Member Posts: 53 Arc User
    this is as cheesy as I can get.
    -Rule of Acquisition #113: Always have sex with the boss.
    -I am one of the many victims from the hijacked Caspian Division.
    I will not let the childish acts of a criminal ruin this game for me.
    -The actions of Cryptic, on the other hand......
  • andorrabellandorrabell Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 437 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    <3 >:) <3 >:) <3 >:) <3 >:) <3 >:) <3 >:) <3 >:) <3 >:) <3 >:) <3

    Q: What did the Silvanite say to the Moradinian on Valentine's Day?
    A: I'm unaligned and you're looking L'awful Good, wanna get together for a little Tempura-n To'rmite?

    B)o:)B)o:)B)o:)B)o:)B)o:)B)o:)B)o:)B)o:)B)o:)B)
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    https://www.theholycrusaders.com/
  • mojoslackmanmojoslackman Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    Never in winter did my heart melt faster than when Drizzt put the twinkle in my eye
  • morrowind69morrowind69 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 26 Arc User
    Valentine's Day need nice gift :)
  • prozologyprozology Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 2 Arc User
    Valindra Shadowmantle: ''No! My Valentine's day... Ruined! How dare you break my heart?! Slay these lovers and bring their skulls to my tower!''

    (At Valindra's tower dungeon)
  • kirenshee3kirenshee3 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    Owlbears are lovely. So Purple and Cute.
    I'd love to charge into battle with a yell and a...hoot?
  • nakedgat#2945 nakedgat
    nakedgat#2945
         Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    My heart pounds under my breast plate
    This quest for love can not wait
    From Neverwinter to Baldurs Gate
    You are the one I'd like to date!
  • eucha10eucha10 Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    With any class..Scourge, Cleric or Paladin;
    I will fight for you and win;
    I will kill and strive;
    So I can win your heart and jive.
  • pekupekuipekupekui Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 21 Arc User
    This Valentine, let me show you how devoted I am by exalting your heart with my righteous love.

    (Yes... I have a DC xD)
  • xgrandz02xgrandz02 Member Posts: 702 Arc User
    edited February 2016

    [Combat (Self)] Critical Hit! "Your Valentine Date" deals two Kisses, one heart (of three hearts) Physical Love
    to you with Kissing Intense.

    This was the Only "Critical Hit!" that i accepted from a lovely Trickster-Girl. <3:3
    <::::::[]==0 GwF 0==[]::::::> ● Still waiting for the promised Improvement ●
  • caliban121981caliban121981 Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    True love, like beauty is in the eye(s) of the Beholder! <3
  • caliban121981caliban121981 Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    I do not mean to be Cryptic but because of you I have a Perfect World and in my life there is Never Winter:} <3
  • elvalianonelvalianon Member Posts: 331 Arc User
    Your eyes are as blue as Azures,
    Your smile as bright as a radiant rank 12,
    But no Enchantment or Runestone is more valuable,
    Than you with me on a dungeon delve.

    Also a bad pick up line that I could not leave out "I'd like to bond with your Runestone" B)
  • qexoticqexotic Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 841 Arc User
    Rubies are Red
    GMOPs are Blue
    I'd slay Valindra
    To prove I love you <3
  • shanawdithitshanawdithit Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 50 Arc User
    Rubies are BLOODY RED, Violets are BLACK and BLUE, Game Spammers/Crashers Should BE TO
  • soulidensouliden Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    Makos is red, Minsc has Boo!, Linu La’neral, Won't you let me tank the new dungeons for you?
  • cizkejkcizkejk Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    <3<3 I can be un<i class="Italic">bearable. But you just have to grin and bear the pandaemonium. Most of the time i'm really koala though, like a Druid's right to bear arms and arm bears. **Owl love you beary much my love** #owlbear4lyfe <3<3 　
    ♡ red@cizkejk ♡ The Holy Crusaders ♡ owlbear owner ♡

  • kobayashinkobayashin Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 3 Arc User
    When I see you, it's like mobs when I cast burning light. I melt inside. <3
  • rickcase276rickcase276 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 1,404 Arc User
    Your love Makos a Frozen Heart melt, like a Fiery Pit.
  • e1ementoe1emento Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 91 Arc User
    (This goes out especially to my wife who got her cancer for the third time and now it's just a waiting game. Does not matter if I even win this)

    You will forever be my divine guardian angel companion in my vault of piety.
    My Lillend of delightful songs, I will remember you long after you're gone, my wife.
    Cancer will not separate us like the intellect devourer it pretends to be.
    You will always be my owlbear.
  • vida44vida44 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 667 Arc User
    To unlock your heart darlin', I would collect 100 Linu's Favors.
  • polaris1986polaris1986 Member Posts: 320 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    Valentine's Day is when you calling Katatheo just to gift him something cute :)
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    "sometimes the world doesn't need another hero, sometimes what it needs is a monster"

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