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Valentine's Day Contest - Post Your D&D or NW-Themed Puns! 2/12-2/14

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  • fullmetalaricxfullmetalaricx Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    They see you like an expensive companion, but your priceless cos I'm bound to you!

    *giggles like Peter Griffin*

    Happy valentines day guys!!!
  • two30two30 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 1,168 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    A pair of star-pact warlocks take their strife;
    Whose misadventur'd hideous killing flames
    Doth with their curse bury their target's life.
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  • jessicacmjessicacm Member Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    Are you alone on Valentine's day? Owl be your Valentine <3

    Not really a Neverwinter pun, but an Owlbear pun...lol.

    My love for you bound on equip.
  • filito#9063 filito
    filito#9063
         Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    My destroyed heart are completing with that game <3 <3 <3
  • ambisinisterrambisinisterr Member, Neverwinter Moderator Posts: 10,462 Community Moderator
    Charm spells pale in comparison to the love I have for you.
  • rannonhurannonhu Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 41 Arc User
    I wish you became a part of my crown,
    Before the Dragon server comes down.
  • fidelis#5885 fidelis
    fidelis#5885
         Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    Shoot me through with your sharp hunter arrow;
    Guard my soul with your fighter's sword;
    Singe my being with your searing wizardry;
    Caress me with your cleric's mystical embrace;
    Awe me with your piercing warlock rays;
    Yes, fight my demons with your great weapon ways;
    Truly, my holy paladin heart burns for you
    Even stronger than all the nine hells.


  • relativityrelativity Member Posts: 246 Arc User
    Me having recently found that I yet again have to replace augment, can only think of : "I shall allure you until you're stoned!"
    Bids he then the spruces to singer him an anthems!
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    And the Woodsie Lord binders them fleshes to stone!
  • nolanrosnolanros Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited February 2016
  • nolanrosnolanros Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    <3<3<3 Your Soulforge is purple, your Vorpal is blue, your robes are beautiful but not as much as you. Please let this Hunter's arrow shoot true! Will you be mine fair Control Wizard on this Valentines Day? <3<3<3
  • marhabumarhabu Member Posts: 29 Arc User
    Id like to party with you;
    Better than using that queue;

    We'll be the best crew;
    So come to rescue and be my boo!



  • dualmendualmen Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 6 Arc User
    you want to know why cthulhu is not in neverwinter, because his wife Demogorgon wanted to prove how madly in love she was.
  • ichimaruginxichimaruginx Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 230 Arc User
    Dating you is like dating a Dragon,
    Fiery at times, Shocking me through!
    Freezing with a stare, Acid and Poison be damned!

    Our honeymoon on an Owlbear,
    Through Sharandar's Forest and Dread Ring's peaks,
    Snowfall in IceWind Dale, Sand dunes in Wells of Dragons.

    Time to meet the in-laws,
    The mothers come first.
    Yours is Tiamat, Valindra is mine,
    Both too feisty but they get along!

    Next come the fathers,
    This will be hard.
    Yours is Elminster, Malabog is mine,
    They bicker so much, can't live together!

    But our love is eternal,
    Withstanding time.
    If Drizzt strikes me down, fear not my love!
    I will rise up like Kessel, be it a Wight or Man!

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  • dentage1234dentage1234 Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 16 Arc User
    A lovelorn Akar Kessell to his secret sweetheart, Valindra Shadowmantle:

    We're no strangers to lichdom
    You know the spells and so do I
    A Faerun conquest's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any mortal guy
    I just wanna tell you what I'm planning
    Gotta hope you'll lend a hand

    Neverwinter will give up
    Neverwinter will go down
    Neverwinter will be drowned and deserted
    Neverwinter's Lord will cry
    Neverwinter, say goodbye!
    Neverwinter will be lying in ruins

    Happy Valentines Day, my lichy lady :)
  • xginocidexxginocidex Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 66 Arc User
    edited February 2016
    Baby, You've turned this Great weapon fighter in to a Great wandering fool.
  • narjimanarjima Member Posts: 39 Arc User
    Katheto is red, Chrysos is blue,
    I'd slay them all and even share my Tenser's with you!
    Will you be my Valentine?
  • eboneyes#3213 eboneyes
    eboneyes#3213
         Member Posts: 1 New User
    edited February 2016
    To my valentine:
    Glabrezu is red, Nelfeshnee is blue
    Let me grab all my potions and kits, and slay all those nasty demons to bits
    I will ask demogorgon for a fight, and defeat him with curse bite
    Hopefully I get that legendary ring, then I can show off my new bling
    It will prove that I really like you, you can check my looking at my preview :)
  • jano55kjano55k Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 2 Arc User
    Oh yes! I'll be the "whispering knife" that will take your heart with my "disheartening strike" this Valentine's Day with all the combined power of the "bondings" that keep us together.
  • dark51ayerdark51ayer Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    No matter how cold it is outside its never winter on Valentine's Day.
  • zixxer636zixxer636 Member Posts: 47 Arc User
    When Rhix said "there are things to be done" he's talking about you ridding this epic mount. So lets Knox boots, Ive got a runic bag full of waterskins and my guildies do too.
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