Parody of viral FB "protection" hoax challenge

lewstelamon01

Okay, you've by now seen or heard of that ubiquitous notice claiming to protect your shared media on FB. By now it's been debunked by both Snopes and ABC News as a hoax.

However, why not have a little fun with it? I did after seeing it posted on my newsfeed a dozen times over. So I wrote a parody notice.

Then I thought "how creative can people be with it?"

So now, here's your chance. Let's see what kind of laughs the community can make about it. Make your own satirical notice. On the plus side, it will have the exact same protections as the hoax floating around: absolutely NONE!! And it will be loads funnier!!

Simple rules for the challenge:

1. No bashing of Facebook or any other entity, or their policies. This is to lampoon, not to debate something better left for another board.
2. Rules of Conduct concerning respect for others, as well as inappropriate language and content still apply.

Now, let the parodizing begin! Bonus kudos for being D&D related.

charononus

As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43 a.m. Eastern standard time, I do not give Mindflayers or any psionic entities associated with the Underdark permission to use my my thoughts, body, or emotions, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to the Denizens of the Underdark that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on the contents of my brain. The content of my brain is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Waterdeep Statute). NOTE: The Underdark is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste