banned for not knowing that an adult cats claws may be bigger but a kittens claws are sharper(5 years at a breeding cattery... ouich..ooch..aaeerrghh as one climbs your leg sticking claws straight throguh your trousers)
Banned for not wearing your chain mail armor while playing with sharp-clawed kittens. :eek:
Banned for not realizing that chain mail is more effective against slashing rather that piercing attacks. Cattery workers should wear thick, hardened leather or plate. Also, I've been owned by cats all my life.
Banned for not realizing that chain mail is more effective against slashing rather that piercing attacks. Cattery workers should wear thick, hardened leather or plate. Also, I've been owned by cats all my life.
Banned for not calling the pound and choosing to be a slave to cats instead.
Banned for not realkizing that the pound deosn't want them.
(cats loved my friend wearing chainmail, it made it easier to climb him. He made his own(and a small set of barding for someones my little pony); One set from wire he made into rings himself and a heavier set from small washer things from the local hardware store. I think it worked out to over 10k of the washers, mind you, he is 6'6")
Banned for not realizing how long it took to link all 10 k + washers together to make it. he was 'knitting' them while gaming.
I make sewn outfits, also crocheted items, bead jewellery, paint wargames miniatures(mind you, mine can be described as what NOT to do to your miniatures)
I have no interest in wearing over 10kgs of metal and that was just the top.
Banned for not realizing how long it took to link all 10 k + washers together to make it. he was 'knitting' them while gaming.
I make sewn outfits, also crocheted items, bead jewellery, paint wargames miniatures(mind you, mine can be described as what NOT to do to your miniatures)
I have no interest in wearing over 10kgs of metal and that was just the top.
Banned for not making me any of those things you create so I can have someone else do it for me.
Thou art banned for beginning thy banning with the word "Banned".
Thine own efforts at confusing the forum dwellers with thy own use of middle english shalt get thee banned. Middle english is only to be used when talking privily to someone.(Like with a loudspeaker at a ren fair)
Thine own efforts at confusing the forum dwellers with thy own use of middle english shalt get thee banned. Middle english is only to be used when talking privily to someone.(Like with a loudspeaker at a ren fair)
Banned for not using a loudspeaker to ban valwryn since you used you thee's and thou's
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Banned for not realizing that you should be more afraid of psycho cats. Their sharp bits are bigger.
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Banned for not realizing that chain mail is more effective against slashing rather that piercing attacks. Cattery workers should wear thick, hardened leather or plate. Also, I've been owned by cats all my life.
Banned for not calling the pound and choosing to be a slave to cats instead.
(cats loved my friend wearing chainmail, it made it easier to climb him. He made his own(and a small set of barding for someones my little pony); One set from wire he made into rings himself and a heavier set from small washer things from the local hardware store. I think it worked out to over 10k of the washers, mind you, he is 6'6")
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Banned for thinking people will do something for themselves when someone else can do it for them.
I make sewn outfits, also crocheted items, bead jewellery, paint wargames miniatures(mind you, mine can be described as what NOT to do to your miniatures)
I have no interest in wearing over 10kgs of metal and that was just the top.
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Banned for not making me any of those things you create so I can have someone else do it for me.
Banned for thinking people will do something for themselves when someone else can do it for them.
Banned for being an example for your own ban reason.
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Banned for banning your own account.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
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Thine own efforts at confusing the forum dwellers with thy own use of middle english shalt get thee banned. Middle english is only to be used when talking privily to someone.(Like with a loudspeaker at a ren fair)
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Banned for not using a loudspeaker to ban valwryn since you used you thee's and thou's
banned for not reading the post (when talking to someone at a ren fair)since I am not at a ren fair, I do not require a loudspeaker to talk to them.
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Banned for assuming trolls read before they post.
Banned for not melting the troll in acid! Or, burning it.
The folks from PETT (People for the Ethical Treatment of Trolls) has petitioned to have you banned!!! :eek:
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Banned for thinking those stranger people don't hang out here also.
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Banned for pointing out the obvious.
Banned for pointing! Gonna take someone's eye out with that. :eek:
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Banned for not having other sensory organs.