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aeroth001aeroth001 Member Posts: 420 Bounty Hunter
edited February 2013 in Art and Fiction
:))))))))))))) epic
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  • galvayragalvayra Member, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
    DM laughs
    Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
    Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
    DM says I can't speak common
    Max out bluff
    By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (common) use money to hire a butler NPC
    Give him magical item to let him speak bear
    "GROWWWWWL"
    "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
    Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
    Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
    A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
    Shouts out loud
    "Hey. That guy is not a guy He's just a bear"
    Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
    "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
    "ROAR" "shrug"
    "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
  • iamtruthseekeriamtruthseeker Member, Moonstars, Neverwinter Beta Users Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2013
    You mean this
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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