galvayraMember, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
edited February 2013
Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
DM laughs
Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
DM says I can't speak common
Max out bluff
By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (common) use money to hire a butler NPC
Give him magical item to let him speak bear
"GROWWWWWL"
"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
Shouts out loud
"Hey. That guy is not a guy He's just a bear"
Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
"ROAR" "shrug"
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
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iamtruthseekerMember, Moonstars, Neverwinter Beta UsersPosts: 0Arc User
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DM laughs
Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
DM says I can't speak common
Max out bluff
By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (common) use money to hire a butler NPC
Give him magical item to let him speak bear
"GROWWWWWL"
"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
Shouts out loud
"Hey. That guy is not a guy He's just a bear"
Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
"ROAR" "shrug"