I can't think of a pun but the other day I was listening to music in the car and a song came on with the lyrics "lay your healing hands on me" and all I could think about were clerics and paladins.
What do you get if you pour boiling oil on a bard? A skald.
An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass. The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side. The human removes the fly and keeps drinking. The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya HAMSTER! Spit it out!"
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I don't know in english but in french the pet Con Artist says : "I have a long... (pause) dexterity."
Wich in french looks like he's about to say i have a big... ( well you know...).
He was going to get it rogue
A skald.
An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass.
The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side.
The human removes the fly and keeps drinking.
The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya HAMSTER! Spit it out!"
A surprise party.