All this time I've tried to figure out how and why the game went in the direction that it did.. And then I had a revelation! The answer to the one shots, the grindfests, the legendary gear that's far too underwhelming for too much of the games content, everything!
In my dream there was a bright blinding light. I could barely see, but a being stood there before me. He looked at me with a evil grin saying "I did it.. It was me, I made it all happen!" and let off the most evil laugh known to mankind!
And then he turned around and started walking into the light. He seemed though to have something inscribed onto his back, some sort of writings. I couldn't really tell what it was, but just the glimpse of it made shivers run down my spine.
And then for that one instant moment.. I saw it.. I froze and could barely breathe! My dream had turned into a gamers most hellish nightmare! Flames erupted everywhere and was about to consume me! But luckily I woke up before they did, drenched in sweat, heart rate completely out of control and gasping for air!
The writings on his back said.. *starts trembling* They said....
JAY WILSON!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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I know that name from the Ultima Online universe when J Wilson gave a bad review to the game and so they named green slimes in-game after him.