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chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
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With apologies to the USA people who have to put up with this stupidity directly. aww **** and we have an election in a couple of months, well no TV means less ads.
1. Losing all your health first in a Pvp match, means you won.
2. Getting the crappy level 0 green item in a Cosmic fight means you are MVP.
3. Your Tank dying repeatedly during any fight means it's a good Tank, after all it's not other people dying.
4. Your Dps using only their EB attack means you're a real PRO.
5.
Continue on from here​​
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    5. Pets are great at fighting Ape.
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  • ealford1985ealford1985 Posts: 3,582 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    6. Open the Canadian boarders! We love Teleios clones

    [fixed] wrote that backwards
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    7. Defender has never penetrated anything from the other side. Period.​​
    "Science teaches us to expect -- demand -- more than just eerie mysteries. What use is a puzzle that can't be solved? Patience is fine, but I'm not going to stop asking the universe to make sense!"

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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    jonsills said:

    7. Defender has never penetrated anything from the other side. Period.​​

    Defender has periods? Too much info Jon ;)

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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    themightyzenith wrote: »
    Defender has periods?
    It's a formatting thing. Check out either the statement disguised as a press conference from Sean Spicer the other day, or the Twitter hashtag #seanspicerfacts.​​
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  • baelogventurebaelogventure Posts: 520 Arc User
    The butthurt liberal tears continue and Trump hasn't been President for a week. It's going to be a glorious 8 years.
  • ealford1985ealford1985 Posts: 3,582 Arc User
    In a week, he still won't have been president.

    8. It's going to be a glorious 8 years.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    9. Making me play the game to get stuff is unfair.


    Oh hey DaZee didn't see you there ^_^
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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    baelogventure said:

    The butthurt liberal tears continue and Trump hasn't been President for a week. It's going to be a glorious 8 years.

    Well, it's not off-topic.

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  • pantagruel01pantagruel01 Posts: 7,091 Arc User
    baelogventure said:

    The butthurt liberal tears continue and Trump hasn't been President for a week. It's going to be a glorious 8 years.

    So blatant lies are fine as long as it's a (nominal) conservative doing it?
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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    pantagruel01 said:

    So blatant lies are fine as long as it's a (nominal) conservative doing it?

    Don't you ask questions! You're fake news!

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  • aesicaaesica Posts: 2,537 Arc User
    Trump's regime actually lasts a full 4 years without any impeachment, Mexico happily pays for the wall, and overall, Trump truly ends up making America prosperous for everyone. (Rather than just his ardent supporters and business partners)
    pantagruel01 wrote: »
    So blatant lies are fine as long as it's a (nominal) conservative doing it?
    Never underestimate the power people have to shut out facts that conflict with their own perception of something or someone. Cognitive dissonance is one of the things that makes the human animal such a fascinating creature.​​
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    10: People in power no matter if they left or right always tell the truth.
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  • baelogventurebaelogventure Posts: 520 Arc User
    pantagruel01 said:

    So blatant lies are fine as long as it's a (nominal) conservative doing it?



  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    11: People that use Snake's exploit builds are good players.



    *note to snowflakes* Not attacking Snake he used to post stuff so the devs would fix it.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    pantagruel01 said:

    So blatant lies are fine as long as it's a (nominal) conservative doing it?

    The biggest lie is that he's a conservative at all.

    "I'm going to do all these things on day 1, and all these other things in the first 90 days."

    Conservative my ****. Seems there's a bunch of "conservative" voters who don't know what the word means anymore.
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    12: ERP love is real.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    13: Arguing on the forums causes the devs to change their plans. `w` teehee
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    14: Foxi makes the best looking toons.
    16: Caliga is mentally stable .
    15: Smackwell is calm and zen.
    17: I can count.
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    19. Nobody ever complains about updates or changes.
    18. EVERYONE here agrees with everything I say (now there's a straight line)
    20. All election promises are ALWAYS kept(except those which are non core promises- Dishonest John Howard)
    21. My Cat Fluff For Brains is actually a Genius......... OK that' stretching it.​​
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    22. When people claim everything the devs are doing is bad, they're always doing it because they care about the game and not because the changes impacted their chances of always winning or getting stuff really fast o3o
    23. Nepht spends a lot of time sober.
    24. Everyone in Elitist Monster is sober all the time.
    25. TA requires a strict trinity-style setup to complete
    26. It takes 9 months to get full distinguished for everyone.
    27. Anyone who can get distinguished in less than 9 months has no life.
    28. Kelly Ann Conway's biography should not be called "The Way of the Con".
    29. A City of Heroes clone will cause CO to shut down.
    30. Economic protectionism has been shown to have great benefits for any country that adopts it as a policy.
    31. All socialist nations are third world countries.
    32. The nintendo switch is a hybrid console and not just a handheld.
    33. I cycle ADs on all my toons.
    34. I'm always right about everything, all my ideas are the best, and the devs do everything I tell them to.
    35. Nobody ever bought a big car to compensate for a small boat.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    spinnytop wrote: »
    So blatant lies are fine as long as it's a (nominal) conservative doing it?

    The biggest lie is that he's a conservative at all.

    "I'm going to do all these things on day 1, and all these other things in the first 90 days."

    Conservative my ****. Seems there's a bunch of "conservative" voters who don't know what the word means anymore.
    Good heavens, someone notify the Pope - Spinny and I agree!​​
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  • ealford1985ealford1985 Posts: 3,582 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    Isn't that #36 ?
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  • aesicaaesica Posts: 2,537 Arc User
    Luckily for Spinnytrump, I know what conservative means. I shall demonstrate in accordance with this thread's "alternate facts" theme!

    Conservatism is most certainly not any of the following:
    • Maintaining cisgender male privilege.
    • Maintaining white privilege.
    • Rejecting science when it tries to contradict things I believe in or condemn things that make my life easier.
    • Hating or being unable to adapt to change in general.
    • Dehumanizing (groups of) people who "aren't like me/us."
    • Being susceptible to clickbait and sensationalism over fact-based, analytical media.
    • Wanting to wall off your country and sit on the porch with a cocked shotgun, shouting to any who approach, "get off my lawn!"
    • Wanting your religious beliefs to be everyone's religious beliefs.
    • Crawling over "the little guys" if there's money to be made because they don't matter. (Screw their drinking water, build that pipeline!)
    ...I wonder how many enemies I just made. ;3​​
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    LOLWUT did someone call Foxi conservative? Dudes a flat out Canadian hippie. His hippieness levels are off the scales.

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  • aesicaaesica Posts: 2,537 Arc User
    nepht wrote: »
    LOLWUT did someone call Foxi conservative? Dudes a flat out Canadian hippie. His hippieness levels are off the scales.
    It's the "foxiandfriends" username.​​
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  • rtmartma Posts: 1,198 Arc User
    Take away all the lies and what are you left with?
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    aesica said:


    Maintaining cisgender male privilege.
    Maintaining white privilege.

    nepht said:

    LOLWUT did someone call Foxi conservative? Dudes a flat out Canadian hippie. His hippieness levels are off the scales.

    I'm a better liberal than all of the liberals who want to accuse me of being a conservative.
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    gradii wrote: »

    you posted this on the wrong thread.

    nope, I read the main word, they posted on the correct thread,
    Nepht, remember the name of the thread. alternative facts
    forgot what number we are up to.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    This is Fact #47. Period.​​
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  • aesicaaesica Posts: 2,537 Arc User
    nepht wrote: »
    LOLWUT did someone call Foxi conservative? Dudes a flat out Canadian hippie. His hippieness levels are off the scales.
    You know, something occurred to me--hippies are supposed to be about peace and love. It, in contrast, is constantly trying to fan the flames of conflict by being rude and antagonistic at every opportunity. Most "hippy" types I've known are laid back and easy-going, not tightly-wound and self-important like that a-hole. ;)​​
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    #48. People who respond to the same quote about a person twice are not obsessed with that person.
    #49. Putting someone on ignore and then talking about them is similarly not a sign of obsession.
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  • ealford1985ealford1985 Posts: 3,582 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    spinnytop said:

    #48. People who respond to the same quote about a person twice are not obsessed with that person.
    #49. Putting someone on ignore and then talking about them is similarly not a sign of obsession.

    50. This is right.
  • ealford1985ealford1985 Posts: 3,582 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    ealford1985 said:

    spinnytop said:

    #48. People who respond to the same quote about a person twice are not obsessed with that person.
    #49. Putting someone on ignore and then talking about them is similarly not a sign of obsession.

    50. This is right.
    51. This isn't right.
  • aesicaaesica Posts: 2,537 Arc User
    52. Sending trollish private messages to people who have your posts on ignore isn't a sign of being obsessed with them, either.

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    I mean seriously. Get a life. :D​​
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    53.

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  • aesicaaesica Posts: 2,537 Arc User
    54. No seriously, there's no way it's borderline creepy to continuously message someone who doesn't want to talk to you. :3

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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    55. There's no way it's griefing and it shouldn't be reported.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    56. Trying to have a conversation with someone you have on ignore does not mean you're a nutjob.
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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    57. Harrassers never try to blame their targets.

    58. Forum users who have been made aware they are being ignored by another forum user using the forums extension tool should always try to find another backdoor method to grief/provoke the person ignoring them and then claim that the person ignoring them is nuts

    This is a totally acceptable form of behaviour that we should all applaud and encourage and can only end well. In no way whatsoever should these actions be looked into by the forums moderators.

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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    I mean at this point your adherence to the theme of the thread just looks silly. If you're gonna threaten me, don't be silly about it, lol
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  • ealford1985ealford1985 Posts: 3,582 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    themightyzenith said:




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  • baelogventurebaelogventure Posts: 520 Arc User
    It's perfectly acceptable to physically assault someone you disagree with. Especially if it's political violence.

  • dr490nbr347hidr490nbr347hi Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited January 2017
    aesica said:


    Maintaining cisgender male privilege.
    Maintaining white privilege.
    This is why Trump won.

    Telling an entire ethnic group that they're racist, sexist, whatever the hell buzzword they're being accused of this week, Telling them that they're horrible people because of their skin color, telling them they've got this invisible advantage that nobody has even described to them.

    What will they do? They go to the ballot box, And they vote for the other guy.

    ...They give you the biggest F-U imaginable.
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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    ealford1985 said:

    themightyzenith said:


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    60.That's not funny! =)


    61. Harassers who have been publicly exposed never, ever claim to be victims.

    62. The abbreviation "lol" is only used when folks are actually laughing out loud and never used as feigned nonchalance.



    lol



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  • beezeezebeezeeze Posts: 927 Arc User
    FACT(#63?): I love it when yall allow your grudges against each other to derail every topic you are a part of.

  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Posts: 4,916 Arc User
    64: telling people they're horrible if they don't vote for you is a great way to get votes
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