no...declaring war against an almost galaxy-spanning empire while my own territory covered a little over 6,000 x 3,000 parsecs at the time was risky - this shouldn't be too difficult...and if that thing turns out to be major trouble, i can always retreat - i'm only holding its attention long enough for you to get out of the tube and up to another deck anyway
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: alright, feel free to then. *gestures up the tube, keeping his rifle aimed at the exit*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*alex is suddenly gone from the tube - no fancy effects, no sound, just...gone, appearing behind whatever is prowling outside the tube just as silently before stomping on the deckplating to get its attention* hello there
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Its one of the giant men who was chasing Krystal. He turns towards shadow and punches him in the face, hard enough to punch through one of the walls of the station. The others can hear the sound of the punch impacting Alex*
(Messed up on the names, sorry I'm tired. Also its not hard enough to punch Alex through a wall just hard enough to punch through a wall on its own)
Nick: *silently Inches his way up the tube, nearing the Exit, stopping upon hearing the sound* christ... you hear that too? *sits close to the exit*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*alex picks himself up and shakes his head back into full functionality* okay, it hits hard...that means it's probably dumber than a pile of brahmin TRIBBLE *he mutters as he pulls out Ashla and Bogan before igniting them one after the other, the twin plasma blades of light and darkness being held up in a defensive posture*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Frar: I do nto knwo how he did, but the station holodeck has been reprogrammed to be an actual transporter.
Karter: Oh yeak, the Crazy Aussie set up a program to make me do the process of saving them all as soon as I was almost finished a system purge. Said that if I was toally conscoius that I might get distracted, like I get Distracted.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Nick: and now I hear dull humming.... christ is he gonna fight what ever is out there? *keeps his rifle ready*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Jessica: Should we go out there? That sounded pretty bad.
*The Man cracks his neck and walks forward towards Alex and swings both of his arms downward in a smashing motion. If Alex attempts to slash him he'll find his outfit resists the lightsaber blades as they fail to cut through at all*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
(that would have to be some seriously durable material to be able to be woven into clothing, yet able to resist something that can slice through almost any known substance aside from cortosis (which doesn't actually resist focused plasma blades - it just shorts them out on contact), phrik, beskar (aka mandalorian iron), songsteel and ultrachrome...and whatever the armor plating of that lava worm from eol sha was made of in that one jedi academy book and whatever the hide of a zillo beast is made of)
*alex attempts to do exactly that, swearing loudly as the twin plasma blades seem to do barely any appreciable damage to the thing's clothing*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: things dont sound to be going according to plan out there... Alex is swearing... if he doesn't run off to distract whatever it is out there in 10 seconds, we'll pop out.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
(The clothing is so heavy a normal humanoid even a klingon would likely be unable to move with it on their body. It's impossible for a normal soldier to use it as armor. Think of it as a special alloy woven into the clothing along with a few others to make it super impractical if you aren't some kind of monster)
*His fists come down on alex's head sending him into the ground hard enough to break many parts in a normal human and they can hear the impact again in the tube*
(There are a few lighter weight versions and Mirror Krystal and Joule wear them but they both still have greatly enhanced strength in order to compensate as it's still too heavy for the average terran)
*alex groans* okay...time to execute a tactical withdrawal to a more favorable location *he pulls himself to his feet, claws tearing gouges in the metal walls as he does, before he about-faces and starts stumbling away, making himself look more wounded than he actually is*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: No, it doesn't. *Slings his rifle, unslinging the chainsword, gripping it in his right hand* ready?
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Nick: wait... they're on the move it sounds like... should we still?
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*alex speeds up a bit to keep out of range, still acting as if the two blows he received had disoriented him enough that he would be stumbling and swaying, which he is miming*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Seventeen: Maybe it took a few hits for him to decide running is the better option.
*The Tyrant follows him down the hall, not aware of the deception yet, but it is slowly figuring it out as Alex dodges another swipe from the giant. Unaware of the others though it has no reason to stop attempting to attacked Alex*
Nick: *exits the tube into the hall, chainsword still in hand as he looks around*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*once he thinks he's gotten far enough away from the tube to avoid triggering anyone's 'saving people thing', he turns around, act completely dropped and leaps at the creature, swinging his lightsabers at every part of the creature he can get a clear shot at, trying to find a weak spot while maneuvering around fast enough to avoid the lumbering blows*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The Tyrant's body is covered entirely in the coat and material, even his legs and he is wearing gloves on his hands. The only part not protected by it is his head but despite his lumbering appearance he appears able to anticipate any blow nearing his head and even grabs one of the lightsabers yanking Alex forward and punching him in the face again, putting more force this time as he realizes Alex can take a hit. It seems to be relying on its ability to resist his weaponry in order to combat his speed*
***
*Jessica and Seventeen crawl out, with Seventeen adjusting her elite romulan armor and looking down the hallway towards the sound of combat*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: aye we do. Now to go the other way. *starts walking the other way, away from the fight* he can handle himself. We need to find Krys- *shakes his head* Admiral jade. *points forward with his chainsword*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*and alex holds up a detonator* surprise, motherforker! *he yells before pushing the button, causing the small charge he managed to stick on the back of the thing's neck before he got sent flying the third time to explode with the force of a frag grenade*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The charge explodes and the back of the Tyrant's neck is covered in black markings from the blast and he is momentarily stunned, looking dazed but he quickly shrugs it off and starts walking towards Alex again, now significantly faster as it appears to be agitated from the look in its eyes*
***
Jessica: Someone is going to have heard that. *she walks after Nick as the terrans detect the explosion*
Comments
Data trasfer is spiking.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Messed up on the names, sorry I'm tired. Also its not hard enough to punch Alex through a wall just hard enough to punch through a wall on its own)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Karter: Oh yeak, the Crazy Aussie set up a program to make me do the process of saving them all as soon as I was almost finished a system purge. Said that if I was toally conscoius that I might get distracted, like I get Distracted.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*The Man cracks his neck and walks forward towards Alex and swings both of his arms downward in a smashing motion. If Alex attempts to slash him he'll find his outfit resists the lightsaber blades as they fail to cut through at all*
*alex attempts to do exactly that, swearing loudly as the twin plasma blades seem to do barely any appreciable damage to the thing's clothing*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*His fists come down on alex's head sending him into the ground hard enough to break many parts in a normal human and they can hear the impact again in the tube*
Seventeen: that doesn't sound like running.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The Tyrant walks after Shadow at a rough pace, faster than his stumbling pace and attempts to swing at him with a side swipe*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The Tyrant follows him down the hall, not aware of the deception yet, but it is slowly figuring it out as Alex dodges another swipe from the giant. Unaware of the others though it has no reason to stop attempting to attacked Alex*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
*Jessica and Seventeen crawl out, with Seventeen adjusting her elite romulan armor and looking down the hallway towards the sound of combat*
Seventeen: Well we know where Alex went.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Jessica: Someone is going to have heard that. *she walks after Nick as the terrans detect the explosion*