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*snaps fingers and my head returns and is reattached* You know that's annoying. *takes a swig of soda* Well if anyone else want to deal with semalda its fine by me. I'm going to stay away for a bit.
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Well before semalda wakes up again to push me though a portal back though the 4th wall... *puts handcuffs on semalda* Well...*takes a sip of soda*... I hope semalda isn't mad at me
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*laughs even louder, stop suddenly and clear his throat* *resumes laughing until he falls out of his chair*
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*starts laughing uncontrollably* This is funnier than the time I turned a human into a filing cabinet and tossed in the whole book of War and Peace without it being bound together. *suddenly a guy walks into the tavern and starts spitting out pieces of paper* Oops I forgot to send him back to the 1200's *snaps fingers*
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*opens up a portal to a mexican restaurant and gets two platters of chimichangas* Hey Deadpool I got a platter of chimichangas for you. *hands a platter over to Deadpool* Besides I'm hungry...*munches on a chimichanga*
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*starts drinking another soda* Well as long as they aren't bugging anyone its fine by me.
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*walks into bar and removes the huge shard of glass sticking into head* I did forgive you for what you did the first time but since you did that... *hits semalda on the head with a glass bottle knocking her out* Now if you attack me again I'll open up a time portal and get barney from page 11 on this thread, the star-zilla…
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*walks back out of the the portal and sits back down* I'm going to ignore that *drinks a bottle of soda* also *snaps fingers* that portal is now closed so no one is going to use it.
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*activates multi-dimensional transporter to rejoin the thread* I'M BAAAACCCKKK!!!! *pulls out a chair and a cooler full of soda* So who missed me?
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Admiral Xavik's Log: I came onto ESD, looking to pick up some cargo I left behind, to find a wild party going on. I'm assuming Polywater Intoxication and asked to be quarantined back on my ship just in case I'm infected. I'll head back to New Romulus and forget about the cargo for the time being. I did send a priority one…
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*activates 4th wall breaker and walks off stage* Well I'm going to take a break I'll be back in a few. *walks out studio doors and commercials start running*
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I think it was a bad idea to combine the planets. *stomps foot on the ground and causes a crack splits the planet* Yep, all the properties of stale dinner rolls were included, from its hardness when thrown to its weakness of its structure... *watches as the planet is beginning to have a massive structural collapse* Who…
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I want to the Okhala Pilot Warbird or a new computer. Other than that I want to give my parents stuff they would love to have, problem is they don't drop any hints and I gots no money.
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*picks up a stray rock and breaks it in half* These aren't rocks. *shows the interior to be bread* They are painted, stale dinner rolls!
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*takes the popcorn* I'm not fighting I was just giving a gift of a better lightsaber... *injects Rogaine into scalp* ...besides I just got back from a tan and drinking a cooler full of sodas, why would I fight?
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*touches the area of missing hair* No but I'm going to need a proper hair cut later. *gives lessley a darksaber* Try this its just as effective as a lightsaber but its cooler looking
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*walks back into the thread* What have I missed? *lessley's lightsaber buzz-cuts a chunk of my hair* Well...there's that...
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I must have not seen your posts well at least this idea is a bit more visible than just seeing over and over again "bring back older ships ◴_◶"
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*takes a swig of soda* well I'm out *hits head with glass soda bottle and is knocked out*
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*wakes up from being knocked out* What did I miss... *looks up and sees Barney and friends* Ok that's it I give up... *setup a chair brings out the broken cooler with glass bottles of soda* If anyone needs me I'll be drinking soda and trying to get a tan.
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*gasps for air* why? semalda? why... *passes out*
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I'm still dying...I wanted to take Alex with me but you denied me that...*cough*...you need to destroy alex do this for me... *dies*
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I...I can't do this any more... *gets up, I pull out my respawn device which is now broken and starts walking towards alex* This fighting is wearing me thin...*cough*...I also realized, my abilities wouldn't have saved me from death this time. So why not embrace it... *collapses to the ground, crawls over to alex, embraces…
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Allow me to say this, SHUT UP ALEX!! *gives alex a lobotomy* It came from your imagination, from your imagination it goes back. *watches as alex drools from the corner of his mouth before he falls to the floor*
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*respawn device activates and become uninfected from Barney Radiation* I see what I did wrong and I can fix that. *activates time travel device to the point I ejected from the mech and changes the course from a distant star to just deep space where Barney can't comeback* That should stop whats happening in the present.…
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*looks down at the rapier sticking though his chest* That's just a scratch, I'd be more worried about what that star emits. *looks down at his arm and notices purple patches on his skin* Everyone watch out for Barney Raidiation Poisoning. Symptoms are purple patches on skin, singing, wanting to hug people, eyes become…
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*looks up at the star on the planet I'm stranded on* Well its thousands of light years away from where everyone else and will take hundreds of posts to get back to earth even if a god moved Barney to earth but unfortunately for me... *looks at Barney starting to head to the planet I'm on* ...I'm going to be dead in several…
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*fires off grappling hooks that latch into Barney, activates ion jump jets and sets course to a distant star* If I'm going down, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!! *Atlas and Barney starts burning up getting closer to the star* Computer: Structural Integrity down to 12% If this doesn't work at least Barney is going to be stuck for a…
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*Barney crushes off Atlas' arms* Me: Mech combat effectiveness down to 75%...Cuttting power to damaged areas* *fires Gauss rifle and machine guns* Computer: Ammunition Levels Critical Me: I don't need this right now...
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You and I will deal with each other later right now we got a big purple dinosaur to deal with. *Fires left shoulder long range missles and right torso gauss cannon at Barney causing minor damage to his torso* We need to unite to destroy the purple menace!!! *Fires large pulse lasers from both arms for 3 seconds causing…