Fun fact, it takes the average police officer eleven minutes to perform a cavity search in America. I pray that this is coincidental. As for what I would do in eleven minutes, I would get a job a Twitter and deactivate President Trump's Twitter feed for that long.
Somehow shard restart makes me think the servers puttered out like a lawn mower with a bad spark plug and now they have someone swearing profusely as they pull the server start cord over and over as it turns over and dies each time. When it finally starts up with a loud smokey roar that guy then lets out a little cheer of…
Dear United Hamster Local #1, Your issues have been noted and in an effort to compromise with the Tribbles Unlimited Local #32, we have signed a contract with Delta Airlines wherein tribbles will assist with the safety video, leaving the aforementioned power generation system solely powered by hamsters. We hope this…