The insects, well, if you are a developing vampire, if you've been infected than maybe you're subconsciously exerting your control over the vermin. If rats, bats and wolves start hanging around your home then I'd say you've definately become a vampire. Might want to send your bunnies away, or were you hoping to make them into little Bunniculas?
Anyways, I think the real conspiracy is that it won't stop raining here. We had three days of sun in the past 3 weeks. Normally we're lucky if we get three days of rain all summer. Whats up with that?!?
The insects, well, if you are a developing vampire, if you've been infected than maybe you're subconsciously exerting your control over the vermin. If rats, bats and wolves start hanging around your home then I'd say you've definately become a vampire. Might want to send your bunnies away, or were you hoping to make them into little Bunniculas?
Anyways, I think the real conspiracy is that it won't stop raining here. We had three days of sun in the past 3 weeks. Normally we're lucky if we get three days of rain all summer. Whats up with that?!?
You Canadians are getting all of our discarded weather, I guess.
We figured we were getting enough rain down here, so we shipped the excess up to the frozen wastes.
Figures. Thats Karma. All those years of our arctic fronts going south and closing schools across the northern states. Something was bound to come back.
Well then how about his for conspiracy. I think Flasherman might actually be Doctor Who, and if he's wasting time posting here then who's saving the universe?!?
Figures. Thats Karma. All those years of our arctic fronts going south and closing schools across the northern states. Something was bound to come back.
Well then how about his for conspiracy. I think Flasherman might actually be Doctor Who, and if he's wasting time posting here then who's saving the universe?!?
Figures. Thats Karma. All those years of our arctic fronts going south and closing schools across the northern states. Something was bound to come back.
Well then how about his for conspiracy. I think Flasherman might actually be Doctor Who, and if he's wasting time posting here then who's saving the universe?!?
Hmmm, well railroad modellers do spend a lot of time indoors working on their train sets. This could result in a sensitivity to sunlight. Also Doctors hate railroad modellers for reasons I'm forbidden to speak of, which could explain why they took so much blood from you so you'd be listless and weak and not feel like adding another mountain to your model railroad.
Ravenstein's extra blood might have been for some Vegetarian Vampires that drink hospital blood.
As for her being a Vampire, do you happen to be in a Night Class that tends to stay away from the Day Class?
And 'Warlock' was 'liar' in Old English and was used to describe male witches, thus the modern usage.
Ravenstein's extra blood might have been for some Vegetarian Vampires that drink hospital blood.
As for her being a Vampire, do you happen to be in a Night Class that tends to stay away from the Day Class?
And 'Warlock' was 'liar' in Old English and was used to describe male witches, thus the modern usage.
Minor correction. "Warlock" meant "oath-breaker," not "liar." It's a little more specific as to the nature of the lie.
Hmmm, well railroad modellers do spend a lot of time indoors working on their train sets. This could result in a sensitivity to sunlight. Also Doctors hate railroad modellers for reasons I'm forbidden to speak of, which could explain why they took so much blood from you so you'd be listless and weak and not feel like adding another mountain to your model railroad.
Does he weigh the same as a duck? It's a time-tested method of witch-detection.
I always liked that logic. If he/she doesn't come back up, the weight of their sins is keeping them down. If they manage to float, then they are pure with God. Nothing like ensuring a guilty verdict.
Wait, I need newbie to 'feed my bunny' if you know what I mean.
And by feed, I mean clean his cage and mow my lawn
*Pulls Dawson out of the deep fryer.*
This one? Really? Okay. Well his muscles weren't scaled, just his entire epidermus. Shoot him up with some strong pain killers and he should be able mow your lawn just fine.
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Yes, a railway modeller.
Anyways, I think the real conspiracy is that it won't stop raining here. We had three days of sun in the past 3 weeks. Normally we're lucky if we get three days of rain all summer. Whats up with that?!?
You Canadians are getting all of our discarded weather, I guess.
We figured we were getting enough rain down here, so we shipped the excess up to the frozen wastes.
Well then how about his for conspiracy. I think Flasherman might actually be Doctor Who, and if he's wasting time posting here then who's saving the universe?!?
The Doctor.
Not Doctor Who.
Doctor Who is the show.
The Doctor is the character.
Remember, Corban. I am not Shazam.
Tessa is, which is why she has been MIA
Ten 4chan Characters
A railroad modeler? How did that come about?
Hmmm, well railroad modellers do spend a lot of time indoors working on their train sets. This could result in a sensitivity to sunlight. Also Doctors hate railroad modellers for reasons I'm forbidden to speak of, which could explain why they took so much blood from you so you'd be listless and weak and not feel like adding another mountain to your model railroad.
Yup, thats it. Conspiracy solved!
It's not strictly speaking an allergy to water, given that you are 80% water and would drop dead if you had a real allergy to it.
Those poor can't eat peanuts *******s...
Still clearly genetically inferior! Purge them!
I just realized something.
Raven is allergic to sunlight.
Predisposition to allergies is a genetic mutation.
...PURGE THE MUTANT!
even for an ultra your not bad, so meny good ideas.
I may be an Ultramarine, brother, but I am a Devastator!
As for her being a Vampire, do you happen to be in a Night Class that tends to stay away from the Day Class?
And 'Warlock' was 'liar' in Old English and was used to describe male witches, thus the modern usage.
Minor correction. "Warlock" meant "oath-breaker," not "liar." It's a little more specific as to the nature of the lie.
That actually fits in to my translations better:)
A little old, but what about this one?
Hmm, this thread was resting peacefully until MGDawson stirred it back up...
I have a theory! MGDawson is in league with this thread, conspiring to continue to expose conspiracies!
Which means he's a witch!
BURN HIM!
Does he weigh the same as a duck? It's a time-tested method of witch-detection.
I always liked that logic. If he/she doesn't come back up, the weight of their sins is keeping them down. If they manage to float, then they are pure with God. Nothing like ensuring a guilty verdict.
You mean Revo practises Dark Arts? :eek:
*Almost is fooled into thinking he had meant Revo should be deep fried for a few seconds...then realizes that Dawson was trying to use a hex on him*
Evil Warlock, thine punishment is nigh!
*Shoves Dawson into the deep fryer for a second or two.*
Repent evil spell caster repent!!!
Like...
...hm.
...huh, I guess we don't need him after all.
Continue deep-frying.
WAIT!!!!
Someone needs to lick StHazard's boots...
Nah we got that covered, that's Phoenix's job.
Ok, continue with the deep fry then.
And by feed, I mean clean his cage and mow my lawn
*Pulls Dawson out of the deep fryer.*
This one? Really? Okay. Well his muscles weren't scaled, just his entire epidermus. Shoot him up with some strong pain killers and he should be able mow your lawn just fine.
*Looks at Dawson*
I should have breaded him first.