Star Trek Online: Gorn of Discovery

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  • marty123#3757
    marty123#3757 Member Posts: 670 Arc User
    What a gorny joke...
  • avoozuul
    avoozuul Member Posts: 3,006 Arc User
    The gorn puns hur'q me so much.
  • kaggert27
    kaggert27 Member Posts: 135 Arc User
    Is there a wallpaper for this? I honestly need one, say 3440x1440 or larger....

    also wouldn't mind the emote...

    "The Gorn Identity" honestly would make a good mission title
  • potasssium
    potasssium Member Posts: 1,225 Arc User
    this is so Gornderful!
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  • fred26291#2759
    fred26291#2759 Member Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    Actually the image thats inside the post for the gorn, gorns up to 1000 x 520 right now. and likely wouldnt distort too badly if you doubled it and softened the edges a little but, i wouldnt try to blow it up to 3x its current size though.
  • sierra078
    sierra078 Member Posts: 286 Arc User
    I've said this a few times. Better April Fools joke would be to change the music in the various clubs and social areas to "The Cantina Band" from Star Wars. Or even better a blog announcing a multi-demensional expansion with an Imperial Lockbox and a Miracle Worker Star Destroyer...
  • fred26291#2759
    fred26291#2759 Member Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    um Death Star replaces Earth Space Dock and all the npcs look like stormtroopers LOL and the officers are wearing Imperial uniforms.
  • sierra078
    sierra078 Member Posts: 286 Arc User
    Nah replace the dyson spheres with the Death Star. I would just put some Mon Cal cruisers in Earth orbit. Replace the Borg cubes with Star destroyers and Tac Cubes with Executor star destroyers...
  • fred26291#2759
    fred26291#2759 Member Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    Grand Moff Tarkin in Admiral Quins office LOL.
  • admiralvondrunk
    admiralvondrunk Member Posts: 23 Arc User
    Here today, Gorn tomorrow. Excellent artwork and I do truly appreciate the gornutopia of stugorndous puns. :)
  • zedbrightlander1
    zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,586 Arc User
    You guys posted all the Gorn puns already. There's nothing left to say, Gorn Darnit.
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  • smokebailey
    smokebailey Member Posts: 4,429 Arc User
    Oh, if only....
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  • fred26291#2759
    fred26291#2759 Member Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    Oh well April fools day is now gorn for another year.
  • tymersto
    tymersto Member Posts: 433 Arc User
    To quote--possibly not exactly, but it's the thought that counts--Q, when asked where Sulu is: Humor does not age well. These puns became stale years ago. April Fool's Day is a colossal pain at the best of times, the stupid tradition making it impossible to trust any entertainment news on this particular day. Mocking up a fake announcement of new content, and making it one long string of the single most worn-out joke in STO?

    Not funny.

    Now imagine 4/1 as your actual b-day...

    Some things I don't mind, but a lot of things I do.
    As far as STO goes, some of the 'traditions', in-game, aren't that bad and like Hearts and Minds are tolerable enough. The announcements, like this years, can be rather groan worthy. But honestly, I don't mind it.

    At least it's better than a number of Youtube vids I saw yesterday that just flat out bombed in trying to be funny...

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  • themadprofessor#9835
    themadprofessor#9835 Member Posts: 1,203 Arc User
    That whole Star Wars April Fool's prank idea? Yeah, it still sounds better than SW:TOR.
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    Things I want in STO:

    1) More character customization options such as more clothing options, letting the toon complexion affect the entire body, not just the head. Also a true RGB color picker applied to all costume and appearance options, which would allow for true appearance customization and homogenous colors instead of "this same exact color looks vastly different on two different pieces."
    2) Bridge customization, not bridge packs. Let us pick a general layout and adjust the color palette, console appearance, and chair types, as well as more ready room layout options.
    3) Customizable ground weapons, i.e. The aesthetic look of phaser dual pistols but they shoot antiproton bolts. For obvious reasons this would only apply to standard ground weapons.
    4) For the love of Q please revamp Plasma Ground Weapons. They look like demented Supersoakers right now.
    5) True Vanity Impulse and Deflector effects similar to Vanity Shields.
    6) A greater payout for hitting T6 Reputations. Currently it takes more time and resources to get from T5 to T6 than it does to get from nothing to T5. Make that grind really pay out at the end.
    7) Mirrorverse Refugee event similar to AoY/Delta/Gamma, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
    8) Independent Faction, because yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
  • legendarylycan#5411
    legendarylycan#5411 Member Posts: 36,949 Arc User
    sierra078 wrote: »
    I've said this a few times. Better April Fools joke would be to change the music in the various clubs and social areas to "The Cantina Band" from Star Wars. Or even better a blog announcing a multi-demensional expansion with an Imperial Lockbox and a Miracle Worker Star Destroyer...

    ...why the hell would ANY imperial ship ever have miracle worker as a spec? no one in the empire is a miracle worker - the empire PUNISHES innovation and creativity, not encourages it​​
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  • ward101#8752
    ward101#8752 Member Posts: 29 Arc User
    i say is a fools joke eh?
  • jsdc002
    jsdc002 Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited December 2019
    (Trolling, gatekeeping comments moderated out. - BMR)
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  • foxman00
    foxman00 Member Posts: 1,327 Arc User
    @BADDMOONRIZIN

    Nerco Alert as well as attempted gate keeping
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  • strathkin
    strathkin Member Posts: 2,655 Bug Hunter
    What I wished wasn't a April 1st joke would be fixing the Very Rare Gorn Bridge Officer's so they once again have two Superior Trait's like they should correctly have.

    Currently any Very Rare Gorn turn Rare upon Commissioning them...
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  • markhawkman
    markhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    strathkin wrote: »
    What I wished wasn't a April 1st joke would be fixing the Very Rare Gorn Bridge Officer's so they once again have two Superior Trait's like they should correctly have.

    Currently any Very Rare Gorn turn Rare upon Commissioning them...
    No Gorn Boff has ever had two superior traits, ever unless it was a special Gorn that didn't have a three of the standard species traits.
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  • questerius
    questerius Member Posts: 7,785 Arc User
    Did i mention "make it happen".
    While this was an April's fool joke, some additional Gorn content would be nice.
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  • timelords1701
    timelords1701 Member Posts: 414 Arc User
    In before the lock.. ;)
  • baddmoonrizin
    baddmoonrizin Member Posts: 7,406 Community Moderator
    edited December 2019
    You know, it's bad enough to necro a thread, but then to make trolling, gatekeeping comments at the same time is unacceptable. /Thread
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