Actually the image thats inside the post for the gorn, gorns up to 1000 x 520 right now. and likely wouldnt distort too badly if you doubled it and softened the edges a little but, i wouldnt try to blow it up to 3x its current size though.
I've said this a few times. Better April Fools joke would be to change the music in the various clubs and social areas to "The Cantina Band" from Star Wars. Or even better a blog announcing a multi-demensional expansion with an Imperial Lockbox and a Miracle Worker Star Destroyer...
Nah replace the dyson spheres with the Death Star. I would just put some Mon Cal cruisers in Earth orbit. Replace the Borg cubes with Star destroyers and Tac Cubes with Executor star destroyers...
To quote--possibly not exactly, but it's the thought that counts--Q, when asked where Sulu is: Humor does not age well. These puns became stale years ago. April Fool's Day is a colossal pain at the best of times, the stupid tradition making it impossible to trust any entertainment news on this particular day. Mocking up a fake announcement of new content, and making it one long string of the single most worn-out joke in STO?
Not funny.
Now imagine 4/1 as your actual b-day...
Some things I don't mind, but a lot of things I do.
As far as STO goes, some of the 'traditions', in-game, aren't that bad and like Hearts and Minds are tolerable enough. The announcements, like this years, can be rather groan worthy. But honestly, I don't mind it.
At least it's better than a number of Youtube vids I saw yesterday that just flat out bombed in trying to be funny...
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Cryptic, would you actulaly like me to spend actual Money? It's Simple:
Full, Story-driven, select from start 1-50 Klingon Side
Scrap current Lock Box & Lobi system for something more reasonable
Expand Dil and Rep/Fleet Marks to regular story content
That whole Star Wars April Fool's prank idea? Yeah, it still sounds better than SW:TOR.
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Things I want in STO:
1) More character customization options such as more clothing options, letting the toon complexion affect the entire body, not just the head. Also a true RGB color picker applied to all costume and appearance options, which would allow for true appearance customization and homogenous colors instead of "this same exact color looks vastly different on two different pieces."
2) Bridge customization, not bridge packs. Let us pick a general layout and adjust the color palette, console appearance, and chair types, as well as more ready room layout options.
3) Customizable ground weapons, i.e. The aesthetic look of phaser dual pistols but they shoot antiproton bolts. For obvious reasons this would only apply to standard ground weapons.
4) For the love of Q please revamp Plasma Ground Weapons. They look like demented Supersoakers right now.
5) True Vanity Impulse and Deflector effects similar to Vanity Shields.
6) A greater payout for hitting T6 Reputations. Currently it takes more time and resources to get from T5 to T6 than it does to get from nothing to T5. Make that grind really pay out at the end.
7) Mirrorverse Refugee event similar to AoY/Delta/Gamma, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
8) Independent Faction, because yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
I've said this a few times. Better April Fools joke would be to change the music in the various clubs and social areas to "The Cantina Band" from Star Wars. Or even better a blog announcing a multi-demensional expansion with an Imperial Lockbox and a Miracle Worker Star Destroyer...
...why the hell would ANY imperial ship ever have miracle worker as a spec? no one in the empire is a miracle worker - the empire PUNISHES innovation and creativity, not encourages it
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
What I wished wasn't a April 1st joke would be fixing the Very Rare Gorn Bridge Officer's so they once again have two Superior Trait's like they should correctly have.
Currently any Very Rare Gorn turn Rare upon Commissioning them...
What I wished wasn't a April 1st joke would be fixing the Very Rare Gorn Bridge Officer's so they once again have two Superior Trait's like they should correctly have.
Currently any Very Rare Gorn turn Rare upon Commissioning them...
No Gorn Boff has ever had two superior traits, ever unless it was a special Gorn that didn't have a three of the standard species traits.
Did i mention "make it happen".
While this was an April's fool joke, some additional Gorn content would be nice.
This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
You know, it's bad enough to necro a thread, but then to make trolling, gatekeeping comments at the same time is unacceptable. /Thread
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also wouldn't mind the emote...
"The Gorn Identity" honestly would make a good mission title
Now imagine 4/1 as your actual b-day...
Some things I don't mind, but a lot of things I do.
As far as STO goes, some of the 'traditions', in-game, aren't that bad and like Hearts and Minds are tolerable enough. The announcements, like this years, can be rather groan worthy. But honestly, I don't mind it.
At least it's better than a number of Youtube vids I saw yesterday that just flat out bombed in trying to be funny...
Cryptic, would you actulaly like me to spend actual Money? It's Simple:
Things I want in STO:
1) More character customization options such as more clothing options, letting the toon complexion affect the entire body, not just the head. Also a true RGB color picker applied to all costume and appearance options, which would allow for true appearance customization and homogenous colors instead of "this same exact color looks vastly different on two different pieces."
2) Bridge customization, not bridge packs. Let us pick a general layout and adjust the color palette, console appearance, and chair types, as well as more ready room layout options.
3) Customizable ground weapons, i.e. The aesthetic look of phaser dual pistols but they shoot antiproton bolts. For obvious reasons this would only apply to standard ground weapons.
4) For the love of Q please revamp Plasma Ground Weapons. They look like demented Supersoakers right now.
5) True Vanity Impulse and Deflector effects similar to Vanity Shields.
6) A greater payout for hitting T6 Reputations. Currently it takes more time and resources to get from T5 to T6 than it does to get from nothing to T5. Make that grind really pay out at the end.
7) Mirrorverse Refugee event similar to AoY/Delta/Gamma, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
8) Independent Faction, because yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
...why the hell would ANY imperial ship ever have miracle worker as a spec? no one in the empire is a miracle worker - the empire PUNISHES innovation and creativity, not encourages it
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Nerco Alert as well as attempted gate keeping
Currently any Very Rare Gorn turn Rare upon Commissioning them...
My character Tsin'xing
While this was an April's fool joke, some additional Gorn content would be nice.
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