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Gorn of Discovery - I hate you so much...

nixbooxnixboox Member Posts: 1,041 Arc User
edited September 2023 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
April Fools Day is still no excuse for puns!
Post edited by baddmoonrizin on

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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,476 Arc User
    Eh, whatcha gorna do?
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  • davefenestratordavefenestrator Member Posts: 10,693 Arc User
    https://www.arcgames.com/en/games/star-trek-online/news/detail/11127093-announcing:-gorn-of-discovery

    LOL. And they did turn on Artisanal Sonification System so we get our "ZOOM!" on. I'll be playing extra tonight for the literal "pew pew" :smiley:
  • startrekronstartrekron Member Posts: 231 Arc User
    nixboox wrote: »
    April Fools Day is still no excuse for puns!

    Why this is pretty punny!

    "Live Long and Prosper but always carry a fully charged phaser, just in case!". Arrr'ow

    Co-Leader of Serenity's Grasp
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  • unclegoldieunclegoldie Member Posts: 263 Arc User
    azrael605 wrote: »
    You must not be a fan of Xanth or the Myth series novels. Not to mention Discworld. Puns puns and more puns.

    Well, I've got my copy of "The Lusty Argornian Maid." How about you?
    Epohh Vindaloo and beer milkshakes for everyone
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  • trennantrennan Member Posts: 2,839 Arc User
    Also, Holo-Kurland is on DS9, right outside Quark's door, if you need to get the Dab emote.
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  • fred26291#2759 fred26291
    fred26291#2759
         Member Posts: 1,333 Arc User
    in a few hours April Fools will be gorn :) till next year LOL!
  • echattyechatty Member Posts: 5,918 Arc User
    I loved the Gorn puns in that article, and I love the Artesianal Audio. I was so happy when it turned on while I was playing and I could get my ZOOM! and OWOWOWOW! and PEW-PEW! and EXPLOSION! and ENGAGE! on. :D
    Now a LTS and loving it.
    Just because you spend money on this game, it does not entitle you to be a jerk if things don't go your way.
    I have come to the conclusion that I have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything. :D
  • telbasta7386telbasta7386 Member Posts: 761 Arc User
    They forgot to mention the new gorn modules on the zstore: 1000 zen per module, each module gives you a guaranteed common quality gorn bridge officer or duty officer, with a 0.01% chance to get an exclusive, ultra rare t6 gorn tactical science engineering dreadnaught.

    The gorn t6 tactical science engineering dreadnaught is the ultimate in gorn starship construction. This ship features 5 engineering, 5 science, and 5 tactical console slots, an additional universal console slot, two secondary deflector slots, and the following stats:
    5 fore / 4 aft weapons
    1 experimental weapon: gorn siege cannon
    1 commander tactical/pilot station
    1 commander science/intel station
    1 commander engineer/miracle worker station
    1 commander universal/temporal ops station

    Subsystem targeting
    Sensor analysis
    Command: weapon systems efficiency
    Command: attract fire
    Pilot maneuvers
    2 hangar bays

    Additionally, the gorn tactical science engineering dreadnaught comes with console - universal: squadron command. Activating this console causes all of your active hangar pets to use weaker versions of any bridge officer abilities you activate.

    Reaching tier 5 mastery with your gorn tactical science engineering dreadnaught unlocks the gorn plasma trait, which causes all of your energy weapons and projectiles to apply plasma fire to any targets hit.
  • scififan78scififan78 Member Posts: 1,383 Arc User
    That article is so gorny, it is punny!

    Also: So long as I finally get my T6 Gorn Escort!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,687 Community Moderator
    Yup... the Devs have Gorn and done it now.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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    colored text = mod mode
  • farginaut#6835 farginaut
    farginaut#6835
         Member Posts: 74 Arc User
    Tisk, tisk, tisk. To the original poster. Iguess some people can't Tellarite from wrong.
  • marty123#3757 marty123
    marty123#3757
         Member Posts: 674 Arc User
    It was a pretty gorny joke...
  • gaevsmangaevsman Member Posts: 3,190 Arc User
    Well, this time they have gorn too far!!
    The forces of darkness are upon us!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,687 Community Moderator
    gaevsman wrote: »
    Well, this time they have gorn too far!!

    Not yet they haven't.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • farginaut#6835 farginaut
    farginaut#6835
         Member Posts: 74 Arc User
    What is everyone's favorite S'Gorn E. Weaver movie?

  • ltminnsltminns Member Posts: 12,572 Arc User
    edited April 2019
    I don't hate you, I just want you to Gorn to Ten Forward. :)
    'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
    Judge Dan Haywood
    'As l speak now, the words are forming in my head.
    l don't know.
    l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
    That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
    Lt. Philip J. Minns
  • chanfron66chanfron66 Member Posts: 117 Arc User
    soft gorny, warm gorny, little ball of scales, happy gorny, sleepy gorny, hiss hiss hiss
    • Soft Tribble Warm Tribble, Little ball of fur, Happy Tribble, Sleepy Tribble, Purr Purr Purr
    • Hard Gorny, Cold Gorny, Big Ball of Scales, Angry Gorny, Fighty Gorny, Hiss, Hiss Hisssss
    • History will never forget the name "InvalidEntityName"
  • avoozuulavoozuul Member Posts: 3,215 Arc User
    These gorn puns hur'q so much.
    I stream on Twitch, look for Avoozl_
  • trennantrennan Member Posts: 2,839 Arc User
    Reasons to avoid being on ESD, this is top 3.
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,687 Community Moderator
    trennan wrote: »
    Reasons to avoid being on ESD, this is top 3.

    More like reason to turn off Zone chat. ESD is pretty peaceful with Zone turned off.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • siotaylorsiotaylor Member Posts: 296 Arc User
    It's all gorn horribly wrong...
  • trennantrennan Member Posts: 2,839 Arc User
    rattler2 wrote: »
    trennan wrote: »
    Reasons to avoid being on ESD, this is top 3.

    More like reason to turn off Zone chat. ESD is pretty peaceful with Zone turned off.

    It's also more peaceful, if you just leave ESD, and only return when you need to do something there. Like get recruit boxes, or some event that takes you there.
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  • fred26291#2759 fred26291
    fred26291#2759
         Member Posts: 1,333 Arc User
    I havent had zone chat running in months, whenever I go to it to see whats going on, I am reminded immediately of why I turned it off in the first place LOL !
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 14,782 Arc User
    edited April 2019
    nixboox wrote: »
    April Fools Day is still no excuse for puns!

    It's like you threw gasoline on a fire that was nearly out.
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    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
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