The Ancient Dragon Tables have some words about how some aliens arrived and had a drunken party with us that we started, that ended up with some dragoness's leaving with them cause we couldn't speak with out burping, laughing or reaching for another Romulan Ale, let alone the ability to stand up straight anymore.
Many Humans state that due to the middle of the legend being full of drunken slurring and misspelled words describing the events as they happened through the eyes of the Official Record Keeper who ended up chiseling off the stone tablet for no reason and falling asleep across it, means that the event's can't really be verified.
What was verified was that The Dragon King had ended my career as Official Record Keeper after I woke up with a Traffic Cone on my head while being dragged off by my tail out of The Hall Of Records. ^^
I can confirm the above statement is true I know I was there, crash had way to many ales thought he was a traffic light and put the cone on his head, then he proceeded to run around the throne room without his scales on , he then kissed the dragon king because he thought it was the princess , wandered into the hall of records and blew chunks all over the most holy book of the dragon kingdom, I mean I know dragons breath fire but crash was breathing vomit all over the hall of records, then he staggered up to the captain of the royal guard and asked in a squeaky voice " mommy? can I go home now?" then passed out but not before he blew chunks in the captains face.
Crash I told you not to drink to many but NOOOOO!! "Ales have no effect on dragons" i bet you dont remember anything from that wild party lol
On a more serious note, I hope you weren't really expecting that much help, because dragons aren't part of Trek lore. The closest you could possibly get would be placing Pern somewhere in the outer reaches of the Alpha Quadrant, and even then without the stranded humans doing genetic engineering all you get are fire lizards.
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The Ancient Dragon Tables have some words about how some aliens arrived and had a drunken party with us that we started, that ended up with some dragoness's leaving with them cause we couldn't speak with out burping, laughing or reaching for another Romulan Ale, let alone the ability to stand up straight anymore.
Many Humans state that due to the middle of the legend being full of drunken slurring and misspelled words describing the events as they happened through the eyes of the Official Record Keeper who ended up chiseling off the stone tablet for no reason and falling asleep across it, means that the event's can't really be verified.
What was verified was that The Dragon King had ended my career as Official Record Keeper after I woke up with a Traffic Cone on my head while being dragged off by my tail out of The Hall Of Records. ^^
On a more serious note, I hope you weren't really expecting that much help, because dragons aren't part of Trek lore. The closest you could possibly get would be placing Pern somewhere in the outer reaches of the Alpha Quadrant, and even then without the stranded humans doing genetic engineering all you get are fire lizards.
Depends on whether you count TAS, because it DID have dragons.
On a more serious note, I hope you weren't really expecting that much help, because dragons aren't part of Trek lore. The closest you could possibly get would be placing Pern somewhere in the outer reaches of the Alpha Quadrant, and even then without the stranded humans doing genetic engineering all you get are fire lizards.
... That would actually be a really awesome crossover.
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
The Ancient Dragon Tables have some words about how some aliens arrived and had a drunken party with us that we started, that ended up with some dragoness's leaving with them cause we couldn't speak with out burping, laughing or reaching for another Romulan Ale, let alone the ability to stand up straight anymore.
Many Humans state that due to the middle of the legend being full of drunken slurring and misspelled words describing the events as they happened through the eyes of the Official Record Keeper who ended up chiseling off the stone tablet for no reason and falling asleep across it, means that the event's can't really be verified.
What was verified was that The Dragon King had ended my career as Official Record Keeper after I woke up with a Traffic Cone on my head while being dragged off by my tail out of The Hall Of Records. ^^
I can confirm the above statement is true I know I was there, crash had way to many ales thought he was a traffic light and put the cone on his head, then he proceeded to run around the throne room without his scales on , he then kissed the dragon king because he thought it was the princess , wandered into the hall of records and blew chunks all over the most holy book of the dragon kingdom, I mean I know dragons breath fire but crash was breathing vomit all over the hall of records, then he staggered up to the captain of the royal guard and asked in a squeaky voice " mommy? can I go home now?" then passed out but not before he blew chunks in the captains face.
Crash I told you not to drink to many but NOOOOO!! "Ales have no effect on dragons" i bet you dont remember anything from that wild party lol
, sounds like a epic party
"The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
-Lord Commander Solar Macharius
On a more serious note, I hope you weren't really expecting that much help, because dragons aren't part of Trek lore. The closest you could possibly get would be placing Pern somewhere in the outer reaches of the Alpha Quadrant, and even then without the stranded humans doing genetic engineering all you get are fire lizards.
... That would actually be a really awesome crossover.
Don't tempt me. I'm still trying to get Capt. Kevin Tamlin across the Commonwealth so he can recover the device he needs to get the Wizard back to his home universe.
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I can confirm the above statement is true I know I was there, crash had way to many ales thought he was a traffic light and put the cone on his head, then he proceeded to run around the throne room without his scales on , he then kissed the dragon king because he thought it was the princess , wandered into the hall of records and blew chunks all over the most holy book of the dragon kingdom, I mean I know dragons breath fire but crash was breathing vomit all over the hall of records, then he staggered up to the captain of the royal guard and asked in a squeaky voice " mommy? can I go home now?" then passed out but not before he blew chunks in the captains face.
Crash I told you not to drink to many but NOOOOO!! "Ales have no effect on dragons" i bet you dont remember anything from that wild party lol
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... That would actually be a really awesome crossover.
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, sounds like a epic party
-Lord Commander Solar Macharius