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Lukari Cool Ranch Dorito Ship

nimbullnimbull Member Posts: 1,564 Arc User
in Star Trek Online General Discussion
So I got this ship over the weekend and I realized finally that the bridge was full of plants. Everywhere I walked there was Space Weed! So how is a marauding type of Captain supposed to get anything done when the bridge crew is as mellow as a Tribble in a grain bin?????

Seriously! I tell my weapons officer to fire on a Federation transport and he's all like, "*FFffffppwaahh*.... yeah sure man... oh there it wait.. there!" And he blows up an asteroid instead! Well one consolation is if I can get my damn Nausican crew to stop smoking I can make a killing on the black market with all the Lukari space weed.

At least nobody will pull me over for having a interstellar space weed farm.
Green people don't have to be.... little.
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  • sunfranckssunfrancks Member Posts: 3,925 Arc User
    Considering I named mine: X Files, I am still waiting for Mulder and Scully to show up...
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  • jslynjslyn Member Posts: 1,788 Arc User
    Don't look at me. I voted for the Flying Saucer with the Cattle Probing Console.
  • nimbullnimbull Member Posts: 1,564 Arc User
    edited February 2017
    It's a pretty bridge but it's very space Mary Jane right now on the bridge. *inhales* Damn... where'd my padd go? Meh.

    *Red Alert!*

    Whoa... that's Earth Space.... *Crash* ... dock... Sorry man, lemme put it in reverse. *inhales* Where's the clutch on this thing? *DEEP INHALE* oooh god that's colorfully good stuff! *Reverse* hehe.. munchies..
    Green people don't have to be.... little.
  • jayceardenjaycearden Member Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited February 2017
    The truth is out there...

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  • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,488 Arc User
    nimbull wrote: »
    So I got this ship over the weekend and I realized finally that the bridge was full of plants. Everywhere I walked there was Space Weed! So how is a marauding type of Captain supposed to get anything done when the bridge crew is as mellow as a Tribble in a grain bin?????

    Seriously! I tell my weapons officer to fire on a Federation transport and he's all like, "*FFffffppwaahh*.... yeah sure man... oh there it wait.. there!" And he blows up an asteroid instead! Well one consolation is if I can get my damn Nausican crew to stop smoking I can make a killing on the black market with all the Lukari space weed.

    At least nobody will pull me over for having a interstellar space weed farm.

    I hope someone can provide a translation into English for that.
    About the Lukari Science vessel, while the stats and boff layout is decent enough, somehow i cannot make this ship dance the way i manage to get other ships to tango.

    Once i grab the trait i will most likely put it in dry dock.
    This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
  • nimbullnimbull Member Posts: 1,564 Arc User
    jaycearden wrote: »
    The truth is out there...

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    Crystalline Bluntity Advanced STF.
    Green people don't have to be.... little.
  • tarran61tarran61 Member Posts: 827 Arc User
    questerius wrote: »
    nimbull wrote: »
    So I got this ship over the weekend and I realized finally that the bridge was full of plants. Everywhere I walked there was Space Weed! So how is a marauding type of Captain supposed to get anything done when the bridge crew is as mellow as a Tribble in a grain bin?????

    Seriously! I tell my weapons officer to fire on a Federation transport and he's all like, "*FFffffppwaahh*.... yeah sure man... oh there it wait.. there!" And he blows up an asteroid instead! Well one consolation is if I can get my damn Nausican crew to stop smoking I can make a killing on the black market with all the Lukari space weed.

    At least nobody will pull me over for having a interstellar space weed farm.

    I hope someone can provide a translation into English for that.
    About the Lukari Science vessel, while the stats and boff layout is decent enough, somehow i cannot make this ship dance the way i manage to get other ships to tango.

    Once i grab the trait i will most likely put it in dry dock.

    Im loving this ship, setup as a drain boat with Epic weapons but running the mission rewards from Of Signs and Portents as is. Its just getting better for me.
    Positive thoughts.
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  • echattyechatty Member Posts: 5,916 Arc User
    I can't wait to try mine out. I still have to run the mission once more for the last piece (I think) and then run it on the ones who will also be keeping the ship.

    I keep poking at my SIL to hurry up and search his stuff to see if he has a processor for me.
    Now a LTS and loving it.
    Just because you spend money on this game, it does not entitle you to be a jerk if things don't go your way.
    I have come to the conclusion that I have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything. :D
  • smokebaileysmokebailey Member Posts: 4,668 Arc User
    Got mine. Very pretty and whomever designed it seems to be a ufo buff, like myself. Seen a few of the triangles over the past few years.

    Named mine the Tsoukalos. ^_^ V



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  • echattyechatty Member Posts: 5,916 Arc User
    My main (Alien) captain named his Tribeca
    Now a LTS and loving it.
    Just because you spend money on this game, it does not entitle you to be a jerk if things don't go your way.
    I have come to the conclusion that I have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything. :D
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    nimbull wrote: »
    It's a pretty bridge but it's very space Mary Jane right now on the bridge. *inhales* Damn... where'd my padd go? Meh.

    *Red Alert!*

    Whoa... that's Earth Space.... *Crash* ... dock... Sorry man, lemme put it in reverse. *inhales* Where's the clutch on this thing? *DEEP INHALE* oooh god that's colorfully good stuff! *Reverse* hehe.. munchies..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BmBlehFHk
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  • ikonn#1068 ikonn
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         Member Posts: 1,450 Arc User
    I am suddenly getting the munchies after reading this thread...
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    Hey OP funny enough my main has the lukari ship named CoolRanch Dorito had to mash the forst 2 words together to make it fit :)
  • theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 6,015 Arc User
    I did call mine BBQ Rib
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      "The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
      -Lord Commander Solar Macharius
    • sniper1187sniper1187 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
      edited February 2017
      It reminds me of a Weed Eater Rough Brush Blade hehe. I like it though, its definitely different. Kept my naming of it, like all my other ships, I named it Cat's Gaze.
      "Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure"
    • smokebaileysmokebailey Member Posts: 4,668 Arc User
      Doritos are disgusting. >_<;
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    • theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 6,015 Arc User
      Got a couple of beuaty shots of the I.S.S. Night Hawk.
      http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/87095428610592203/44F8324BFBBA1F22DA1DA3B7080224649C10A23D/
      http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/87095428610593508/A0ACBFCA813656B661A48E9CF9F70D58EC5A3D93/

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        "The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
        -Lord Commander Solar Macharius
      • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,488 Arc User
        tarran61 wrote: »
        questerius wrote: »
        nimbull wrote: »
        So I got this ship over the weekend and I realized finally that the bridge was full of plants. Everywhere I walked there was Space Weed! So how is a marauding type of Captain supposed to get anything done when the bridge crew is as mellow as a Tribble in a grain bin?????

        Seriously! I tell my weapons officer to fire on a Federation transport and he's all like, "*FFffffppwaahh*.... yeah sure man... oh there it wait.. there!" And he blows up an asteroid instead! Well one consolation is if I can get my damn Nausican crew to stop smoking I can make a killing on the black market with all the Lukari space weed.

        At least nobody will pull me over for having a interstellar space weed farm.

        I hope someone can provide a translation into English for that.
        About the Lukari Science vessel, while the stats and boff layout is decent enough, somehow i cannot make this ship dance the way i manage to get other ships to tango.

        Once i grab the trait i will most likely put it in dry dock.

        Im loving this ship, setup as a drain boat with Epic weapons but running the mission rewards from Of Signs and Portents as is. Its just getting better for me.

        As i said, i cannot seem to find the sweet spot for this particular ship.
        I'm flying drain boats, torpedo boats, sniffers, healers, BFAW spammers and SC/DHC cannon builds with good results for other ships but the Dorito seems to defy all the builds I've tested on it.

        This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
      • nimbullnimbull Member Posts: 1,564 Arc User
        edited February 2017
        jorantomalak wrote: »
        Hey OP funny enough my main has the lukari ship named CoolRanch Dorito had to mash the forst 2 words together to make it fit :)

        I named mine after a salsa dip.
        djxprime wrote: »
        nimbull wrote: »
        It's a pretty bridge but it's very space Mary Jane right now on the bridge. *inhales* Damn... where'd my padd go? Meh.

        *Red Alert!*

        Whoa... that's Earth Space.... *Crash* ... dock... Sorry man, lemme put it in reverse. *inhales* Where's the clutch on this thing? *DEEP INHALE* oooh god that's colorfully good stuff! *Reverse* hehe.. munchies..

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2BmBlehFHk

        Exactly! Though I thought ESD was a Klingon starbase at first. Till I saw the disapproving Vulcan shaking it's finger from a window. Vulcan's can be such the grumpy downers man.
        Green people don't have to be.... little.
      • captainwellscaptainwells Member Posts: 718 Arc User
        edited February 2017
        Hey dude, just name your Captain Cheech or Chong and happily toke up on those blessed "weeds" as you sail the stars!
      • kodachikunokodachikuno Member Posts: 6,020 Arc User1
        questerius wrote: »
        tarran61 wrote: »
        questerius wrote: »
        nimbull wrote: »
        So I got this ship over the weekend and I realized finally that the bridge was full of plants. Everywhere I walked there was Space Weed! So how is a marauding type of Captain supposed to get anything done when the bridge crew is as mellow as a Tribble in a grain bin?????

        Seriously! I tell my weapons officer to fire on a Federation transport and he's all like, "*FFffffppwaahh*.... yeah sure man... oh there it wait.. there!" And he blows up an asteroid instead! Well one consolation is if I can get my damn Nausican crew to stop smoking I can make a killing on the black market with all the Lukari space weed.

        At least nobody will pull me over for having a interstellar space weed farm.

        I hope someone can provide a translation into English for that.
        About the Lukari Science vessel, while the stats and boff layout is decent enough, somehow i cannot make this ship dance the way i manage to get other ships to tango.

        Once i grab the trait i will most likely put it in dry dock.

        Im loving this ship, setup as a drain boat with Epic weapons but running the mission rewards from Of Signs and Portents as is. Its just getting better for me.

        As i said, i cannot seem to find the sweet spot for this particular ship.
        I'm flying drain boats, torpedo boats, sniffers, healers, BFAW spammers and SC/DHC cannon builds with good results for other ships but the Dorito seems to defy all the builds I've tested on it.

        same here.... she's not BAD at anything but I can't make it GOOD at anything either
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      • theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 6,015 Arc User
        kodachikuno wrote: »
        questerius wrote: »
        tarran61 wrote: »
        questerius wrote: »
        nimbull wrote: »
        So I got this ship over the weekend and I realized finally that the bridge was full of plants. Everywhere I walked there was Space Weed! So how is a marauding type of Captain supposed to get anything done when the bridge crew is as mellow as a Tribble in a grain bin?????

        Seriously! I tell my weapons officer to fire on a Federation transport and he's all like, "*FFffffppwaahh*.... yeah sure man... oh there it wait.. there!" And he blows up an asteroid instead! Well one consolation is if I can get my damn Nausican crew to stop smoking I can make a killing on the black market with all the Lukari space weed.

        At least nobody will pull me over for having a interstellar space weed farm.

        I hope someone can provide a translation into English for that.
        About the Lukari Science vessel, while the stats and boff layout is decent enough, somehow i cannot make this ship dance the way i manage to get other ships to tango.

        Once i grab the trait i will most likely put it in dry dock.

        Im loving this ship, setup as a drain boat with Epic weapons but running the mission rewards from Of Signs and Portents as is. Its just getting better for me.

        As i said, i cannot seem to find the sweet spot for this particular ship.
        I'm flying drain boats, torpedo boats, sniffers, healers, BFAW spammers and SC/DHC cannon builds with good results for other ships but the Dorito seems to defy all the builds I've tested on it.

        same here.... she's not BAD at anything but I can't make it GOOD at anything either

        It's a decent all round ship, jack of all trades but master of none
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          "The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
          -Lord Commander Solar Macharius
        • theanothernametheanothername Member Posts: 1,511 Arc User
          edited February 2017
          All these Dorito comparisons. Do you all think only about food? That was actually the first thing that I got reminded of when I first saw it:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsInV9FcL_8
          (old 60ys german scifi show)

          Is there a black & white texture set somewhere? :D
        • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,488 Arc User
          theanothername wrote: »
          All these Dorito comparisons. Do you all think only about food? That was actually the first thing that I got reminded of when I first saw it:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsInV9FcL_8
          (old 60ys german scifi show)

          Is there a black & white texture set somewhere? :D

          Reminds me a bit of ELO
          This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
        • nimbullnimbull Member Posts: 1,564 Arc User
          edited February 2017
          theanothername wrote: »
          All these Dorito comparisons. Do you all think only about food? That was actually the first thing that I got reminded of when I first saw it:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsInV9FcL_8
          (old 60ys german scifi show)

          Is there a black & white texture set somewhere? :D

          In all honesty I'm someone who likes to fly Star Trek ships in a Star Trek game. To me that is Federation, Romulan, and KDF ships. No real generic ship has ever gotten my attention otherwise. So if we're going to get ships that are anything but faction specific I'm going poke fun at them whenever I can.

          Release a space ship that looks like it fell out of a potato chip bag? Darn right I'm thinking of food. Throw in a bridge that looks like something out of an episode of Cops getting raided? Yep.. weed jokes. :)
          Green people don't have to be.... little.
        • sorceror01sorceror01 Member Posts: 1,042 Arc User
          Why does everyone always fall back to, "Hur dur hur, they have plants everywhere IT MUST BE SPACE DRUGS".
          Like, that's not funny, guys. It's kinda boring and typical.

          Why not flex your imaginations a bit for this?

          The plants are obviously part of the ship's oxygen system anyways.
          ".... you're gonna have a bad time."
        • nimbullnimbull Member Posts: 1,564 Arc User
          sorceror01 wrote: »
          Why does everyone always fall back to, "Hur dur hur, they have plants everywhere IT MUST BE SPACE DRUGS".
          Like, that's not funny, guys. It's kinda boring and typical.

          Why not flex your imaginations a bit for this?

          The plants are obviously part of the ship's oxygen system anyways.

          Because this...
          captainwells wrote: »
          Hey dude, just name your Captain Cheech or Chong and happily toke up on those blessed "weeds" as you sail the stars!

          Away teams with Cheech and Chong are the best!
          Green people don't have to be.... little.
        • jbmonroejbmonroe Member Posts: 809 Arc User
          Called mine the Trylon. I'm building it with as much Lukari equipment as I can build. So far it's been very good since I can science and engineer the daylights out of things, but my captain is a Betazoid Tac so she brings a few things to the table.

          First Officer: Captain? Are you sensing anything?
          Captain: Yes, Number One, I'm sensing...I'm sensing...oh, TRIBBLE it--FIRE ALL WEAPONS!
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        • storulesstorules Member Posts: 3,284 Arc User
          Don't blame me...I did not vote for this!

          Anyone got some cool pics of the bridge or does it look like this?MAIN-Mars-marijuana.jpg


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        • evilmark444evilmark444 Member Posts: 6,950 Arc User
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