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April Fools! New Unlockable Species - Horta!

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  • xxspiderbitexx3xxspiderbitexx3 Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    This new playable species has Really. <Puts on Glasses> Really made me Rock Hard!
  • alexraptorralexraptorr Member Posts: 1,192 Arc User
    Even though this is an April Fools joke I'd still love to see playable Horta's in the game, honestly.
    I read a novel once with a Horta serving as an officer.
    "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid." - Q
  • captainhundleycaptainhundley Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    This is the best post I've ever seen here. Sadly, now that I've seen it, I want nothing more than to play as a Horta.
  • jros83jros83 Member Posts: 136 Arc User
    Is the new Horta playable race responsible for trashing the servers?
  • thlaylierahthlaylierah Member Posts: 2,987 Arc User
    Humor is associated with an interrupted defense mechanism and no sane being interrupts a defense mechanism.
  • pigsbanepigsbane Member Posts: 22 Arc User
    They could always make half (insert humanoid species here)/half Horta's, so they'd have a body... course the Half Horta's humanoid parents would have been in for a 'hot time'...
  • alcyoneserenealcyoneserene Member Posts: 2,414 Arc User
    After weighing the options, this would be a solid choice as an additional pylon, but just missed the service sale for more character slots.
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  • jros83jros83 Member Posts: 136 Arc User
    In all honesty because Horta have made it in to the novels as Starfleet personnel, I think a special purple Horta DOff would be cool. Maybe as a geologist? I dunno. Sure it wouldn't be incredibly useful but it would be interesting fluff, and fluff has its own charm.
  • tvmadoctvmadoc Member Posts: 62 Arc User
    Darn, I was hoping for an Unliberated Borg. You know, no matter why you try to do, the thing has a mind of its own and goes about assimilating everything in view and ignoring all of your own wishes.

    Oh, well, I'll have to spec out a horta and see how it goes. Anyone else think that a miner/crafter would be perfect for this?

    Oh, and there are DOFF hortas-check your fleet dilithium station.
  • tousseautousseau Member Posts: 1,484 Arc User
    Now the real kicker would be if our gift on Saturday was a device to transform ourselves into Horta...
  • cirran1cirran1 Member Posts: 230 Arc User
    Hmm, if I slot a Horta bridge officer would it's space ability be a bonus to dilithium gained in PvE?

    Cirran
  • tingsolotingsolo Member Posts: 11 Arc User
    My dream crew going to buy a cosmic cocktail for. A Borg, Gorn, Tholian, Klingon and lastly a Horta crew. Please lets make this happen sto. lol
  • casidiencasidien Member Posts: 51 Arc User
    Well played Cryptic, well played! B)
  • johnnymo1johnnymo1 Member Posts: 697 Arc User
    As much as I laughed at the joke, I do kinda want this in the game!
  • samt1996samt1996 Member Posts: 2,856 Arc User
    Are horta jokes the new Gorn jokes? :D
  • sgtfloydpepper#7911 sgtfloydpepper Member Posts: 1,111 Arc User
    We hath observed what thou hast performed here. :p
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  • bluesunshot#7246 bluesunshot Member Posts: 39 Arc User
    Last year april's fool was better.

    PLayable horta, very funny.
  • mrlizardomrlizardo Member Posts: 155 Arc User
    ALL MY MONIES!
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    "You seem to have gotten some of your blood in my raktajino. This is unfortunate."
  • ukomegaukomega Member Posts: 41 Arc User
    GOD DAMMIT!!!
    I want this now :(
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  • nepsthennepsthen Member Posts: 209 Arc User
    I think the devs have found their new Lifetime subscription bonus race...
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  • gaevsprivsmangaevsprivsman Member Posts: 314 Arc User
    These rocks!
  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    But it Is real, and it's awsome...

    But you have to beat kurland at a game of dabo chess...turns are determined by whoever rolls higher every spin lol...

    The hard part is getting him out of ops lol
    The hamster will RULE ALLL....

    Mwahahahahahahaha
  • warpaint21warpaint21 Member Posts: 62 Arc User
    I forgot what day this was, until I read this twice.
  • adrianasrxadrianasrx Member Posts: 61 Arc User
    Very tricky Trendy but I realized within about 5 min that this was a April Fools Joke. I just wonder how long it took people to figure it out :)
  • breadandcircusesbreadandcircuses Member Posts: 2,355 Arc User
    We’re pleased to announce the arrival of our latest unlockable species: the Horta! Too long has their rocky past kept the Horta at the foot of the galactic table!

    Learn more about the latest Federation operative - The Horta!

    ~Morrigan "LaughingTrendy"

    Just so you know... I use a Re-Species Token every Winter Event to make my captain into a Horta.
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  • jaywest21jaywest21 Member Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited April 2016
    Ha... That was a good April Fool's joke. I so wish this were real, 'cause I'd totally make a Horta toon just for giggles.
  • tmassxtmassx Member Posts: 831 Arc User
    Too OP, plz nerf
  • vorwodavorwoda Member Posts: 698 Arc User
    We’re pleased to announce the arrival of our latest unlockable species: the Horta! Too long has their rocky past kept the Horta at the foot of the galactic table!

    Learn more about the latest Federation operative - The Horta!

    ~Morrigan "LaughingTrendy"

    Just so you know... I use a Re-Species Token every Winter Event to make my captain into a Horta.

    Heh. I've done that - ticked off Q until he turned one of my captains into a Horta, and then run around for awhile. It's lots of fun!

    Brilliant April Fools' Day gag! Now please give us an account-wide unlock Eisilum Crystal Horta combat pet, to match the Polytrinic Acid one from a couple of years back, so we can collect the whole set! Pretty please? :)
  • samt1996samt1996 Member Posts: 2,856 Arc User
    edited April 2016
    I like being a devidian or fek'ihri but it takes him forever to cast the right spell. Lol
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