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Hilarious randomly-generated names

amezukiamezuki Member Posts: 364 Arc User
edited May 2015 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
So, the random name generator in this game is kind of unintentionally hilarious sometimes. Some of my favorites:

1. Human doff: Joey Royal Swackhammer

2. Human doff: Mohamed Jordan Glasscock (edit now that someone reminded me of the exact name, it's a "standard" doff)

3. One of my personal favorites, the only one of these three greens that I didn't downgrind: a male Trill named Kuso. (for those that don't know, that's the expletive for "TRIBBLE" in Japanese)

I also seem to recall a Vulcan named "Fop". Oh, and just the other night my GF got a random Bolian boff whose default name was, I kid you not: Wett Bret

What are some of your favorites? Pics if you got 'em. XD
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  • lordmanzelotlordmanzelot Member Posts: 468 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    It reminds me of the Bajoran/Male/Blue/Counselor - "Femm Jiz" a few years ago ...
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  • fusteriusfusterius Member Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I had a green Romulan or Reman doff named 'Sok'. I was always afraid I would lose him in the dryer, so he got swapped for common doffs.
  • breadandcircusesbreadandcircuses Member Posts: 2,355 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Glitz, my Gorn Security Officer doff that I like to send on missions to Infiltrate the Orion Syndicate. After all, nothing is well-suited to infiltration missions than a 7-foot tall glitzy lizard.

    Yes, there are others, most of whom are slightly (or entirely) inappropriate. That's what makes them fun. ;)
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  • dabelgravedabelgrave Member Posts: 979 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Just a few of the doff screenshots I have:
    Taco
    A mad Kris will TRIBBLE
    Mr. Glasscock
    Uncommon / Rare Gorn that can't pass the ingame profanity filter.

    I know of one Vulcan male with the Seductive trait, but he doesn't have an interesting name.
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  • davefenestratordavefenestrator Member Posts: 10,660 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I've gotten a few boffs named Placeholder, apparently the server was feeling lazy.
  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited May 2015
    amezuki wrote: »
    2. Human doff: Michael somethingsomething Glasscock

    Not sure if you've heard of the rock group Jethro Tull, but for a few years in the mid- to late 1970s, they had a bass guitarist named John Glascock. And I think it's most likely that the ancient source of his last name had more to do with roosters than with the male body.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    one of my Kobali cruisers came with the name "Patriotic".
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  • amezukiamezuki Member Posts: 364 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    dabelgrave wrote: »
    Mr. Glasscock
    Ah, thank you! That was he. Been so long since I traded him off that I couldn't recall exactly.
    Rare Gorn that can't pass the ingame profanity filter.
    Trolololololol. XD
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  • thedarkphenoixthedarkphenoix Member Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I got a great ship name from the Random Name Generator. The "I.K.S. D'Ong"

    I was most upset when I came to name the successor ship and couldn't call it the "I.K.S. ScHl'Ong" Darn you Cryptic!

    Kinda got around it though. My current ship is the "I.K.S MahD'Hing AL'Hing" :D Yes, I can be immature when I want to be ;)
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  • gulberatgulberat Member Posts: 5,505 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I have a Vulcan named Top who is a chef. (Top Chef.)

    I also have a security officer with the last name Sweep. (Security Sweep.)

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  • captainpugwash1captainpugwash1 Member Posts: 908 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I have a BOFF called Wanko & one of his skills is physical strength,he's a Nausicaan :eek:
  • oldravenman3025oldravenman3025 Member Posts: 1,892 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I once got a Bajoran bridge officer named "Dummy".



    That's the only one that I can remember off the top of my head.
  • elandarkskyelandarksky Member Posts: 1,013 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Im my history the more memorable Duty Officer ones i have had include

    (Dunno if these will get censored but;)

    'TRIBBLE'
    'bleed'
    'shag' (a male orion trader OMG!)

    And the infamous gorn doff that got changed to
    Xhit.

    Yeah :D
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  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I think I had a Boff named Carlos Santana. Sold him on the exchange for 2000000 ecs. I got it in less than an hour after posting him. Someone either got the joke, or really likes his music.
    I had a Vulcan Security officer named " Stun " I think I turned him into Starbase paste by accident. I also have a human maintenance engineer doff (uncommon) named Cinderella. I will try to post a screenshot when I get home.
  • dpsloss88dpsloss88 Member Posts: 765 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    My Tuffli is U.S.S. Japan...
  • drogyn1701drogyn1701 Member Posts: 3,606 Media Corps
    edited May 2015
    I got a Vulcan boff named T'Lol

    I will never, ever rename her.
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  • crusader0007crusader0007 Member Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I like:

    "Donatras' main eunuch servant"

    "Justin Timberlake"

    "Kevin James"

    :D:D:D
  • englishnodenglishnod Member Posts: 197 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    One of my Klingon's ship default name was Beer'keg
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  • ilithynilithyn Member Posts: 903 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I have a male Vulcan doff named T'Trol :P.

    (Bought him off the exchange for 17k. I have no real use for him as I have better doffs of his type, but he has more than earned his keep in giggle value)
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  • cpc2011acpc2011a Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Quite some time ago I was awarded a boff via mission reward named A'Nel. This prompted me to buy a similar boff off the exchange and name it O'rel.
  • bendalekbendalek Member Posts: 1,781 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    On my latest Klink DR, i bought a Nausican Tac from the exchange ... He came with the name "Rambo" (i s**t you not) so of course, he's now on my away team, and toting a mini-gun :)
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  • alexhaydenalexhayden Member Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    thedarkphenoix wrote: »
    I got a great ship name from the Random Name Generator. The "I.K.S. D'Ong"

    I was most upset when I came to name the successor ship and couldn't call it the "I.K.S. ScHl'Ong" Darn you Cryptic!

    Kinda got around it though. My current ship is the "I.K.S MahD'Hing AL'Hing" :D Yes, I can be immature when I want to be ;)

    I.K.S MahD'Hing Al'Hing.

    Utter genius. :)

    I guess then it's true when they say you haven't experienced Chuck Berry until you've heard him sing in the original Klingon..
  • cypherouscypherous Member Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I have a blue Vulcan DOFF named Skin
  • emacsheadroomemacsheadroom Member Posts: 994 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    There used to be a Vulcan doff named "TRIBBLE". I am not joking.
  • angrytargangrytarg Member Posts: 11,005 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    dabelgrave wrote: »
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    Uncommon / Rare Gorn that can't pass the ingame profanity filter.

    I'm laughing at this way more than I should. And then I have to explain to my wife why I am laughing which makes it even worse.
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  • onyxheart1onyxheart1 Member Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    i have a real 'TRIBBLE' of a reman security duty officer

    in fact i have two! :P
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  • dabelgravedabelgrave Member Posts: 979 Arc User
    edited May 2015
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  • baddmoonrizinbaddmoonrizin Member Posts: 10,897 Community Moderator
    edited May 2015
    onyxheart1 wrote: »
    i have a real 'TRIBBLE' of a reman security duty officer

    in fact i have two! :P

    Hey! I've got that guy in my crew, too! Boy, he really does get around, doesn't he? LOL
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  • bendalekbendalek Member Posts: 1,781 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Romulan named ... T'onayul Schieze ... (ewww)

    Klingon Cruiser named I.K.S. Tabat'tha'Bah (typically Klingon)
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