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"Don't you want an EPOHH friend"

mugat0mugat0 Member Posts: 680 Arc User
edited January 2015 in Ten Forward
The Christmas event has been very interesting this year thus far. Except for one thing.

The annoying female voice at the event of

"Don't you want an EPOHH friend" ?
&
"Aren't EPOHH's adorable" ?
&
"EPOHH's ! Cuddly and friendly Epohhs" !


Who has been doing these? And why would one want one?
I understand you can trade them in for marks etc. But if one does not. Then that one person needs to RENAME him/her self to EPOHH Master.

Yuck!

These critters are only good for TARGET practice and kicking when you get mad at a PUG from an STF! !!!!

or some ideas for some good eattings,

epohh-kabob ? How about crispy fried chicken like Epohh with a little hot sauce? A epohh-dog, all we need is two buns and mustard. Then we could call it an Epohh-Wennie dog.

In the end to eat a good epohh over a camp site cook out, get some lawn chairs, a grill, tub full of brews (romulan BEER) and all the Epohh's one can eat !! All we need is a BIG screen TV to watch Sunday Football games!!

"Epohh's friendly tasting critters, Epohh's"
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  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Epohhs are used by the Romulans for everything, food supplies, power cells, radiation shielding, building supplies, and other uses. It is actually the biggest kept secret that the Romulan Republic keeps from the Federation. The Klingons find it amusing that Starfleet Admirals are busy chasing around Epohhs believing it is for scientific research without realizing the sinister purpose of Epohh Tagging.
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Last year it was worse.

    Now we have Neelix, who speaks in a rather calm and gentle voice.

    Last year, we had some kind of alien with a very loud voice:
    DO YOUUUUU HAVE ANY RECIPEEEES!
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    The frequency of these outbursts is much improved over last year. Last year they seemed to go off about every ten seconds or so. At one point, I stopped going to WW because the damnable VO's were irritating to the point I was planning how to execute whomever it is who is responsible for this part of WW. Had I done so, it is safe bet the playerbase would have made me a System Overlord for Life, lol.

    I still think the frequency of these VO's is still waaay too high, however. Neelix is a huge improvement over Alien Chef and his blatant sycophancy of Q. But like the rest he talks too much. And all of them are still far too loud.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    I thought the Ferengi was the creepiest one in the WW, especially how he sits there and drools over Q all day.
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  • bobosmrade1bobosmrade1 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Q loves all the little creatures, even you :)
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,664 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    I don't find the Epohh Lady annoying. Its the Ferengi and last year's Chef that was annoying.

    At least Epohh Lady didn't constantly praise Q or anything like that.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • lifesavermlifesaverm Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    I kinda like the little cute things, they look like bunnies, and who doesn't want a bunny for a pet?

    However, the vendor chick is absolutely disturbing.
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  • kranukranu Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    I just want to slap the Epohh chick. I can't believe any Romulan, in any universe, would be that bubbly and ditsy.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,664 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    Well... just shows that there are all kinds of Romulans, just like there are all kinds of Humans.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    I got her back, every Eppoh I raised went into the blender to make marks.
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  • bcwhguderian1941bcwhguderian1941 Member Posts: 804 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    MARK's ??!! TRIBBLE, after they finish in "puree", we've been having Cold Creamy Eppoh Shakes. :mad:


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  • gfreeman98gfreeman98 Member Posts: 1,201 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    I always thought it was "EE-poe", but she pronounces it "ep-PO".
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  • plaztikman64plaztikman64 Member Posts: 725 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    i always wonder how it is meant "Q is a genius, and so handsome" :D On topic though, entering the WW without headphones, problem solved... unfortunately though.
  • steamwrightsteamwright Member Posts: 2,820
    edited January 2015
    I still think the frequency of these VO's is still waaay too high, however. Neelix is a huge improvement over Alien Chef and his blatant sycophancy of Q. But like the rest he talks too much. And all of them are still far too loud.

    That tends to be normal for Neelix. :rolleyes:
  • anazondaanazonda Member Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    starkaos wrote: »
    Epohhs are used by the Romulans for everything, food supplies, power cells, radiation shielding, building supplies, and other uses. It is actually the biggest kept secret that the Romulan Republic keeps from the Federation. The Klingons find it amusing that Starfleet Admirals are busy chasing around Epohhs believing it is for scientific research without realizing the sinister purpose of Epohh Tagging.

    Interesting... They did tell the federation about the uses...

    However, they also find it entertaining, that the klingons don't know, that Epohhs are an offshot of tribbles.
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  • lystentlystent Member Posts: 1,019
    edited January 2015
    mugat0 wrote: »
    The annoying female voice at the event of

    "Don't you want an EPOHH friend" ?
    &
    "Aren't EPOHH's adorable" ?
    &
    "EPOHH's ! Cuddly and friendly Epohhs" !


    I do not know what you are talking about as I find all VO from STO as being obnoxious so I have them on mute before they added those VOs.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    My favorite Romulan mission is the one where you get to use Thalaron on a tank full of Epohhs.
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  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    My favorite Romulan mission is the one where you get to use Thalaron on a tank full of Epohhs.

    Aww, that's horrible! You can't tell me, that you wouldn't enjoy snuggling up to something cute and fuzzy!

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  • atlantraatlantra Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    gfreeman98 wrote: »
    I always thought it was "EE-poe", but she pronounces it "ep-PO".

    Funny huh? The database sound file is called 'EppohRes_03'... "Don't you want an Eppoh friend".

    Clever. I'm sure a Dev can confirm this and wonder how did I get in the database... Not telling. :P
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  • gfreeman98gfreeman98 Member Posts: 1,201 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    atlantra wrote: »
    I'm sure a Dev can confirm this and wonder how did I get in the database... Not telling. :P
    Don't be a hogg with the information. ;)
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  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    My favorite Romulan mission is the one where you get to use Thalaron on a tank full of Epohhs.

    When I run that mission, I always look to see if I had tagged that Epohh on New Romulus.
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  • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    All of them the Epoh lady, the Ferengi, Nelix, the munching and burping, it all got on my nerves which is why they do it so that people would get away from the pavilion and kill some snowmen and run races.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    kranu wrote: »
    I just want to slap the Epohh chick. I can't believe any Romulan, in any universe, would be that bubbly and ditsy.

    well yeah but uhm i think you got me to blame for the epohh lady being the way she is.....i spiked the blueberry koolaid with romulan ale :D

    HEY i wanted to see if you know drunk chick a captain a loooong way from home you know what i mean nudge nudge wink wink say no more? :D
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    kranu wrote: »
    I just want to slap the Epohh chick. I can't believe any Romulan, in any universe, would be that bubbly and ditsy.

    Wait till Risa, where you met the Female Romulan Dance Intructor.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    icerose20 wrote: »
    Wait till Risa, where you met the Female Romulan Dance Intructor.

    i did i taught her how to do the Batusi
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    My favorite Romulan mission is the one where you get to use Thalaron on a tank full of Epohhs.

    Also I wanted to help the Klingons with the tribble extermination in one of the Fed missions, not help transport them to another planet!

    Can we have a new STF or FE where we can just commit wholesale slaughter on eepoh's and tribbles, with a few humourous ways of disposing them like crushed by turbolift or injected into a warp core or something?
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