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Races that SHOULD NOT be in STO joke thread

rosetyler51rosetyler51 Member Posts: 1,631 Arc User
edited October 2014 in Ten Forward
Feds would get a good Orion-like at least

Any other races?
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    The Formula 1 Monaco Grand Prix. It's a bloomin' death trap! You'd have to be crazy to try racing around that track!

    :D
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  • rosetyler51rosetyler51 Member Posts: 1,631 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    The Formula 1 Monaco Grand Prix. It's a bloomin' death trap! You'd have to be crazy to try racing around that track!

    :D

    You now win this thread. Curses
  • marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Caitians and Ferasans. That is all
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    marcusdkane wrote: »
    Caitians and Ferasans. That is all

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  • marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Grumpy Cat would like to have a word with you.

    Yup :cool:
  • moonshadowdarkmoonshadowdark Member Posts: 1,899 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Time Lords.
    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP"

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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Time Lords are OP...Telepathy, immortality, regenerations that blow the heck out of the vicinity...but you can only die 12 times before your character is permadead, and you have to change your appearance each time you're killed.

    On another note, there's a guy in-game who's made a bunch of characters to look like the Doctor. He even has a passable 4 facsimile with the winter scarf, from what I've heard, and I've done STFs with his Capaldi toon.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I find the troll race to be pointless and annoying. They hide in the deck panels below my bridge shouting "LOL ******* n00b" whenever I issue a command.
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  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Time Lords are OP...Telepathy, immortality, regenerations that blow the heck out of the vicinity...but you can only die 12 times before your character is permadead, and you have to change your appearance each time you're killed.

    On another note, there's a guy in-game who's made a bunch of characters to look like the Doctor. He even has a passable 4 facsimile with the winter scarf, from what I've heard, and I've done STFs with his Capaldi toon.

    You mean the Doctor-Doctor?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    organicmanfred wrote: »
    You mean the Doctor-Doctor?

    Yes, the REAL Doctor, not the holodoc.

    Both are generally well-acted and awesome characters, though.
  • organicmanfredorganicmanfred Member Posts: 3,236 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Yes, the REAL Doctor, not the holodoc.

    Both are generally well-acted and awesome characters, though.

    I thought you meant The-Doctor (YouTube Brent Justice, Player) :D
  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    moonshadowdark wrote: »
    Time Lords.
    I'm the leader of this fleet, you know. :cool:
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,476 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Kzinti.

    "I found your challenge excessively verbose, Louis. In challenging a kzin, a simple scream of rage is sufficient. You scream and you leap."

    Or, even worse, Moties.
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  • deaftravis05deaftravis05 Member Posts: 4,885 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    The Cybermen!

    we already have the borg!
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Gen'Dai from star wars. If they were playable, nobody would even buy armor anymore since they are almost impossible to kill.
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
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    edited October 2014
    Cylons from Battlestar Galactica. How would they ever succeed in Manus with that eyeball constantly bouncing back and forth like some sort of deranged Pong ball?
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  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Romulan hippies...
    Because eppohs...
    Must...destroy...eppohs.

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  • kestrelliuskestrellius Member Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Klingons.

    And that's comprehensive. Klingons shouldn't be in anything.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Daleks. Insanely OP except when Plot says they're defeated, instakilled by the presence of that guy who's got a bunch of characters that look like incarnations of the Doctor, cannot climb stairs until level 10 where they get levitation, have no diplomatic options, kill everything they meet while yelling EXTERMINATE!!!, and automatically draw all aggro from everything in space and ground maps. Plus they have their own faction that has one mission ("EXTERMINATE NON-DALEKS!!!!!") that you repeat over and over, and they can't cross-faction team for anything, even PVE queues.

    And the character customization is...minimal. To put it nicely.
  • rosetyler51rosetyler51 Member Posts: 1,631 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I got a few to add.

    Kender (But NWO crossover event with a playable Halfing race is a go)
    Pale Orions
    Humans with cat ears and tail
    Any flavor of elf (Vulcans and Romulans are too much already)
    Tentac-wait


    We need a tentacle race
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Dragons.

    They're vain, and greedy, and when they appear in games they are generally overpowered to compensate for the fact that they're mostly just big, clunky reptiles with too-small wings and horrible halitosis. These powers (such as flight, which is physiologically impossible for creatures their size) are often hand-waved with "magic" and if magic appears in STO I will rebel!

    :P
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  • jexsamxjexsamx Member Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Kryptonians
    Sontarans.
    Aquitians.
    rosetyler51 wrote: »
    Tentac-wait


    We need a tentacle race

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  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    crashdragon wrote: »
    * pulls a Tribble out of a hat * <---- Rebel on that. >=3
    Additionally, dragons tend to be low on the intelligence side. They are easily fooled, for example, by simple slight of hand such as stage magic. ::P
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  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,476 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Titanian Masters.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited October 2014
    Daleks, they have the Reality Bomb. It's a massively OP console / ship that will, not only, wipe out the game but the player and their existence as well, Basically THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY ITSELF!!!!!
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Female Saurians with TRIBBLE.

    I saw one (somebody's boff) running around the Voth BZ the other day with bust slider maxed. I had dry heaves for a solid hour.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    the aliens from M. Night Shyamalan's 2002 science fiction thriller, Signs
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