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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Death by my confusion causing a telepathic wave destroying your mind because what do you mean banned from the other death thread?
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Death by banning someone before they are aware of another death thread to get banned in causing a temporal causality loop that results in you banning yourself a week last Wednesday!
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,963 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Death by confusion, apparently.
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
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  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    starswordc wrote: »
    Death by confusion, apparently.

    Killed in action, by the Storm Trooper that didn't hit you. lolz
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    "Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    death for believing in the force which attempts to dismiss science and the age of the universe
  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    death for believing in the force which attempts to dismiss science and the age of the universe

    Death by force choke, since I found your lack of faith disturbing!
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    "Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" -Lina Inverse
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    lunasto wrote: »
    Death by force choke, since I found your lack of faith disturbing!

    Killed when Phone exploded in face after overcharging.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    Killed when Phone exploded in face after overcharging.

    Killed by an angry group of drunk Klingons.
    King of Lions rawr! Protect the wildlife of the world. Check out my foundry series Perfection and Scars of the Pride. arcgames.com/en/forums#/discussion/1138650/ashkrik23s-foundry-missions
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Killed by fatal redundancy, resulting in death.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Eaten by an alien lifeform that coincidentally looks like a Sharktopus.
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    You TRIBBLE someone lights a match and you burst into flames and die :D
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    You TRIBBLE someone lights a match and you burst into flames and die :D

    By pure chance I was listening to Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash when I read that :eek::D

    Ok back to business:

    Death by halon poisoning when you try to put the flames out but forgot the gas mask!
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited September 2014
  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by hickups.
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    You are asked to check the EPS conduit and it falls on you
  • gorillachopsgorillachops Member Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ^^banned because I... wait?

    ...

    Where am I...?:P
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  • stoutesstoutes Member Posts: 4,219 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    In deadland! Welcome! You can check out, but you can never leave :D
    maxvitor wrote: »
    Nerf is OP, plz nerf
    That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.

    I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    killed by an alien ambassador because the ambassador confused you with his meal.
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    You decide to give Troi some piloting lessons!
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    death by landing on your feet...... on spikes
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Broken by Bane
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited September 2014
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Death by listening to Dr. Vassbinder giving a lecture on the ionisation effect of warp nacelles! (Timescape)
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    death by mental probe because the topic was supposed to be psychology
  • nccmarknccmark Member Posts: 1,083 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Falls off of a crumbling cliff-face, **Winona Ryder-style**
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  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    You die when you attempt to apprehend a superpowered crewmate, promoting him to slam you against the wall and break your neck.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    HAL refused to open the podbay doors.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited September 2014
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