Pick how the person above you dies, redshirt style

deaftravis05

In redshirt style, tell us how the person above you dies.

*please note, they're not a captain, just a redshirt*

spaceshipfoodf

You die because I ram you at warp speed.

deaftravis05

You die, because I thought the roses were nice to smell but I decided to use you to see if they were safe to smell.


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alexmakepeace

You die off-screen when your ship beams up an ostensibly benign alien and she entices you into her room.

ursusmorologus

^ killed by an obviously foam boulder

grandnaguszek1

ursusmorologus wrote: »

^ killed by an obviously foam boulder

Killed by throwing exploding rocks.

worffan101

Death by being a Voth in the ground battlezone.

deaftravis05

Death when your blueshirt friend of 20 years turns into a sand vampire and feasts on you

markhawkman

death by accidentally opening the tomb of the Pahwraiths

alexmakepeace

You are killed when the console you're stationed at (which doesn't actually do anything) explodes in a shower of sparks.

hawku001x

death from tripping off a cliff

rooster707

Death because isn't there already a thread for this?

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hawku001x

death by mirror universe doppelganger

rooster707

Death by Guinan's weird hat.

alexmakepeace

This is turning into "Kill the person above you! Any reason at all!"

You die by disintegration when an omnipotent being decides that to show the captain it's not playing around.

smeeinn1t

A transporter glitch leaves half of your particles on Risa...

siotaylor

Death by wearing a red shirt.

galadiman

During a heated battle, Captain orders you to spacewalk to the enemy Klingon ship and plant a tribble in their hold. Ensuing Warp Core Breach vaporizes you.

Remarkably, Tribble survives, because no red shirt. Affected by the raw radiation, it grows to planet-sized proportions and becomes the newest threat to the Federation and its allies.

siotaylor

galadiman wrote: »

During a heated battle, Captain orders you to spacewalk to the enemy Klingon ship and plant a tribble in their hold. Ensuing Warp Core Breach vaporizes you.

Remarkably, Tribble survives, because no red shirt. Affected by the raw radiation, it grows to planet-sized proportions and becomes the newest threat to the Federation and its allies.

That could very well be the plot of the next movie... (after Axanar of course)

starswordc

We've already got this game going in another thread.

hartzilla

Death by accidently transporting you into space, becuase the ship was taken over by a space pedo.

hawku001x

death by starswordc who has revealed a secret truth

stoutes

^^Died due to death setting in.

hartzilla

Died from hitting on Klingon's wife in front of said Klingon.

markhawkman

died from standing too close to a Klingon when said Klingon was shot by a Romulan.

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hawku001x

death by ARC

neoakiraii

killed by poison alien Hair Gel.

hawku001x

murdered on cardassia by america (crossover episode)

squatsauce

^ Dies when the space toilets undergo a "catastrophic floaty log situation" and explode.